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A/n: I'm sorry if the last chapter is… is confusing for others! I'm really sorry. It's just that… it's written in fifteen minutes! That's why it looks stupid! I know… SUE ME!… No, wait. Please don't sue me. Oh yeah, enjoy this chapter!
"Wait, wait, wait! You're telling me that's he's a she, that's pretending to be a he, but not knowing that SHE's already pretending that she's a he. So everybody thought that she's a he, because she's lookin' like a he, and she doesn't want to confess that she's a she because it's too troublesome so she continued to act like a he so people wouldn't think that she's really a he pretending to be a he!" Naruto stated with an odd expression.
"Exactly, Naruto! That's it!" Neji replied. Naruto scratched his head and grinned sheepishly, "sorry. I don't get it."
Neji slapped his forehead. "Naruto, what I'm trying to say is…"
"TENTEN'S A GIRL!" Naruto repeated… loudly. Loud enough for the others to hear. Neji felt like taking his hands around Naruto's neck. Sasuke cracked his knuckles, "Naruto, didn't you hear that it's supposed to be a secret?"
Naruto gulped. But… it's too late.
"WHAT!" The students screamed.
Neji, Sasuke, and Shikamaru slapped their foreheads. "Naruto…" Pause. "What in the world does a secret mean to you?"
"T-Tenten's… a girl?" The others chanted in a creepy way.
Neji gulped. How will Tenten take this?
Suddenly the doors opened. The doors from the gym where they heard monotonous rhythm of thuds. (Somebody's playing basketball) "What's going on?" Tenten asked as she entered the room, a basketball on her palm.
"TENTEN!" All of them exclaimed.
"What?" Tenten responded.
The crowd gulped. "YOU'RE A GIRL!"
"…"
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"So?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! TENTEN'S A GIRL! AAAAAAAAAH!" The mob screamed.
Sakura and Ino came upon the scene. "We can't accept a girl wearing that, Tenten-chan. I'm sure you'll make a very nice model."
Tenten gulped. "No way!" Tenten threw the ball on her hand and started to run! "Help!" Tenten cried out, while Naruto rubbed his chin playfully.
"Well he does look like a girl when you stare at him closely." Naruto concluded. Neji frowned, "Naruto, I told you, Tenten's a girl." Naruto widened his eyes, "TENTEN'S A GIRL!"
"Ah forget it! You'll never understand anyway!" Neji started to stroll away, as well as Shikamaru and Sasuke, leaving Naruto thinking by himself.
Meanwhile…
Tenten hid behind the dumpster, hearing: "Tenten-chaaaaan! Where are yooouu?" "Come on, Tenten-chan fight like a woman!"
Tenten sighed, "at least they won't find me here." She whispered to herself. Just then a cat meowed. Tenten covered the stray cat's mouth and glared at it. "Shh! They might find me!" She spoke silently. Alas! Fate isn't too kind to her today.
"Eww! Who's been crapping on diapers! Augh, this sucks!" She exclaimed, not knowing that she had made a mistake.
"THERE YOU ARE!" The horrid horde yelled.
"AAH! LEAVE ME ALONE! LEAVE ME BE!" Tenten shrieked and started to run away again.
"Now look what you've done, Naruto." Neji frowned. Sasuke and Shikamaru, who's beside him, shook their heads. "Aren't you gonna help her?" Sasuke asked. Neji nodded, "I think I shall."
As Tenten's about to pass a room, a hand gripped her wrist and pulled her to a safe place. Tenten felt a hand over her mouth; she also heard the crazy crowd passing them by. She heard a sigh, and she knew to whom this sigh came from. Tenten panted heavily. "Thanks." She said.
"We better get you away from them first, especially from Sakura and Ino." Neji took hold of her wrist and opened another door. But even if Tenten's boyish, she still has the heart of a girl. Tenten can't help it but blush slightly by Neji's hold. Jeez, I'm acting like a complete geezer here. She thought and rolled her eyes, unaware that they're already out of the school grounds.
Soon they're in a rather weird place. Tenten couldn't stop seeing white! "Man, where are we?" She groaned.
"T-Tenten-chan!"
Tenten turned, seeing Hinata with another shy smile of hers.
"What the hell! If all I can see in this building is white, and Hinata's here… That only means I'm in…" Tenten gulped. "I'm in the Hyuuga Compound?"
Sneak Peek:
"Here, Tenten-chan! Try this on!" Ino grinned widely and threw Tenten something. Tenten scowled, "this is demeaning!"
"Nonsense!" Sakura shoved Tenten inside the dressing room, while Neji, and Hinata sat on a couch. Neji frowning deeply, "why do I have to come?" He asked.
Hinata giggled, "o-of course, N-Neji-san. I-if you wouldn't come, Tenten-chan w-wouldn't too."
Neji sighed, not really minding what Hinata had just said.
"Bleagh! This damn shirt shows too much of me!" Tenten exclaimed from the dressing room. "Are you done? Let's see that!" Ino screamed.
"NO!" Tenten answered stubbornly. "Oh come on, Tenten-chan! It's a good thing those are just jeans and shirt! Because we really want you to try on a skirt and something really small!" Ino grinned widely. "Do you want that?"
"ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! I'M COMING OUT!" Tenten replied.
Neji widened his eyes in what he just saw.
"Wow! Tenten! You look extravagant! I didn't know you have curves!" Sakura and Ino shrieked.
"Oh shut up!"
