Karmiina was walking back to her room, when she bumped into a man with a long strawberry-blond braid

Karmiina was walking back to her room, when she bumped into a man with a long strawberry-blond braid. "Pip!" Karmiina yelled. "Boss!" Pip screamed. They hugged each other. "Oh my you have grown quite a bit. And your hair is definitely longer than before." Pip glowed at that last remark. "Merci. Wait one minute. Boss, why are you here? You need to leave. There are vampires here!!" Karmiina smiled and showed Pip her fangs. Pip jumped back. "How long have you been a-a-a vampire?" he managed to sputter out. "For a very long time. In fact, I was a vampire when you were working for me. I'm a friend from Alucard's past." Pip looked like he was going to wet himself. "Pip, I didn't hurt you then, why would I hurt you now?" Pip calmed down a bit at this thought, but was still wary of Karmiina's movements. "Come let's catch up on each other." "I don't really have anything to say." "Come on now, how can't you?" "Well... there is one thing." Karmiina nodded and led Pip to her room. The moment she closed the door, he burst, "I love Seras!" it was bit quiet and then he continued, "It's the first and only time I truly love a woman, and she loves someone else. That Alucard! I mean, yeah, she comes to me when she's got a problem, whether it's with her stupid master or anyone else. But I'm nothing more in her life then a psychiatrist and soldier." Pip paused to take a few deep breaths. "She doesn't love me!" he wailed, and flopped on to the bed. He looked at Karmiina, "I feel much better now." "I know exactly how you're feeling Pip. I love Alucard." Pip's eyes widened in shock, "You love the homicidal maniac?" Karmiina laughed, "Indeed I do." they were quiet for a while. Than Pip spoke up, "You and I are a good couple, no? You and I both love people that don't love us. In fact, they are a couple themselves." Karmiina thought about it, "Who said they don't love us?" "Huh?" "Pip are you a virgin?" "EXCUSE MOI!" "I said, are you a virgin. Come on Pip, I really need to know." Pip looked down at the ground sheepishly. "Yes." he mumbled. Karmiina smiled, "Good, I have a plan." "What plan?" "You'll see. Come on, let's go talk to Integra."