A/N Hi! More Randomness!
Disclaimer: I do not and will not own Avatar!
Iroh: You have tea in this place?
Me: (looks up from magazine) No….why would I?
Iroh: Because tea is enlightening for you…helps calm the sprit
Me: Yeah ok….get me a soda while you're in the kitchen Iroh!
Iroh: Have you learned nothing?
Me: Ehhh, no, now do I have to repeat myself?
Iroh: (grumbles something, throws drink at me)
Me: (catches drink) what? This isn't soda! It's Ginseng Tea!
Iroh: You need to drink tea, instead of this soda garbage!
Me: You're not the boss of me! (Stomps upstairs)
Zuko: (leaning on wall right outside my room) Let me guess, he wanted you to drink tea…
Me: Ding ding ding! You won! Here's your gift! (shoves drink in his arms)
Zuko: What? What am I suppose to do with this?
Me: I dunno, it's not my problem anymore! (walks over to my room)
Zuko: I wouldn't go in there if I were you…
Me: And why is that?
Zuko: I dunno, you just wouldn't like it….
Me: Yeah Zuko, nice try, but we all know this is one of your half-baked schemes! (opens door)
Zuko: Not going to be pretty…..
Me: Hah! See nothing! Now pay up…
Zuko: Of what? We never betted on anything!
Me: Yes we did, now you owe me soda!
Zuko (frustrated) Fine! You want soda? Close your eyes….open your mouth…(opens the cap off of ginseng tea) Wider…..(pours stuff into my mouth)
Me: What? (spits it out) What is that stuff? It's not soda!
Zuko: Fooled ya!
Me: I'm going down to wash my mouth and my dignity….(pushes Zuko out of the way)
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Me: What are you guys doing?
Aang: Signing up for sky diving….
Me: Why?
Aang: Cause…we want too!
Me: Yeah…where'd you get the money to pay for all that?
Aang: Uhhh, well gotta turn in the application! Oh and by the way…I suggest not looking into your piggybank
Me: (thinking) Better not have signed me up….
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Me: (wakes up at morning) Good morning everyone…Wait, didn't I say stay out of my room?
Katara: Well, we couldn't stay in another room in the house, it's too cold!
Me: Well, it's ok that you are here Katara, we are both girls….but them….(points a finger to Zuko, Aang, Sokka, and Iroh) NEED TO GET OUT!
(pushes them out of the room)
(hears a shout inside of my room)
Me: WHERE'S MY FREAKIN' GLASSES?
(opens door and looks around)
Me: (looks at Iroh) Why in the world…do you have my glasses?
Iroh: I look better with them don't I?
Me: No you don't now give them back! (snatches it right off of his face)
Iroh: Sheesh!
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Sokka: I swear, if she can put as much strength in pushing us out in the morning, shouldn't she have enough strength to lift the boxes she tells us to lift up into her room?
Aang: Yeah!
Me: Excuse me? What are you guys talking about?
Zuko: Nothing! Right guys?
Sokka and Aang: Yeah!
Me: mmmhmm….yeah so why is there an "Operation: Destroy Dictator" on the table, with a poorly drawn picture of myself?
Sokka: It was all Zuko's plan! I mean you know how evil he is!
Zuko: What you can't pin this whole thing on me! The Avatar started this rebellion!
Aang: Me? I never started anything!
Me: Either way, I'll let you off easy….
Everyone: (sighs) Thank you!
Me: By giving you guys a 10 second head start….
(eyes widen)
Me: 1…..2…..3….4….5…..6….7
(chairs squeaking against the floor as the boys rush out)
Me: …..8…9..10! Better hope that you don't trip!
Everyone: Help! It's the monster!