Disclaimer: I don't own Penguins of Madagascar; then again I don't own Ape Escape either dude.
??????: Trio report in, where are you now!
Trio: Sorry, but I'm kind of pinned at the moment dude.
??????: Don't tell me, it's those super villain wrestler rejects again.
Trio: No it's some crazy guy called Officer X and he has a laser rifle, he's shot my right bat wing and he has me pinned down on the roof of a bistro dude.
??????: Say… can you get the name of the bistro I might vacation to New York later and...
Trio: NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE THINKING OF FOOD DUDE!
??????: And now is not the time to be giving you a pay cut… of course I certainly hope that rifle has a stun setting or we'll be missing you agent Happy Exploding Penguin.
Trio: Ergh… fine… lets see… oh this is just great I'm at the OGN Embassy; which is ironically enough at a bistro, with a crazy animal control officer that enjoys excessive overkill on my tail and I can't go to them for help or they'll be compromised and captured, this guy doesn't like anything that is considered a wild animal and he uses the term very loosely dude.
??????: We're all technically animals Trio it's quite understandable, of course I don't think this has anything to do with your situation but set down a way finder marker so I can find the place later, it's French cuisine right? (A clicking sound is heard and a map of New York shows up with a marker that labels a bunch of Bistro's one of which had a red feathered penguin head, on the same map was the Central Park Zoo not too far away)
Trio: Yes… might as well try and wait the crazy man out he's not going to let me out from behind air conditioning unit anytime soon, I guess it's time for more story ideas to give the masses some kicks of inspiration dude. (Trio pulls out a laptop and looks confused that everything that has happened thus far is already written including this bracketed comment about it.)
Trio: Just to remind you these are stories I'm not going to write, because I'm horrible with working out plots, to prove it I will try to make a story with an actual plot dude.
11. Cloning machine. (Sci-fi)
Come on people where are the cloning ideas, I mean after thing with the otters in "Roomies" I would at least expect a cloning machine fan fiction to pop up where otters take over the zoo dude.
Though they did have that episode with the toy factory and all those stuffed toy substitutes of Mort, for some reason I cringe when I think of that lemur dude.
12. Never left Madagascar. (General)
It certainly never occurs to people, but this one quite speaks for itself dude.
Or they could always go back, right dude?
13. Vegetarian Killer Whale. (Any)
You seriously don't want to know where I got this idea from, just don't ask and after the whole "Skorca" incident I wonder what Private will do when faced with a real one instead of a balloon, only this one eats nothing but veggies dude.
14. King Jul… (Laser Fire is heard)
"DUDE!" Trio screamed as the air conditioning unit blew apart and sent Trio sprawling off the roof into the street, where he landed on his back sending pain shooting up his spinal column, it made his damaged bat wing much worse then it already was having been previously shot it was now crushed under his own weight.
His left small bat wing was perfectly fine since he could actually move it around and it folded into the curve of his body as he landed.
"I wasn't about to let another penguin get away, so you're coming with me punk… just as soon as I get down from here." The animal control officer had to get down from the roof of the building he was on, by going down a ladder on the side of the building that wasn't visible where Trio lay.
Gritting his beak Trio got up and slowly stumbled dizzily over to the laptop and checked it to see that it was still in working condition, with luck it had only some minor damaged and looked to still be working making him sigh with relief.
Closing the laptop and putting it back into his belt pouch, he started to dash off when a red beam of energy scorched the ground in front of him making him jump backwards and turn around, to see Officer X holding the laser rifle pointed at him.
"Flippers in the air, where I can clearly see them, now!" Officer X barked at Trio, who did just that.
"Look you don't want me dude." Trio tried to think of a way out of this and that was without having to do the laser limbo.
"Oh why is that puny talking stray penguin, you won't be getting away from Officer X punk." Officer X said while thrusting his laser rifle at Trio to emphasize his point.
"Because theirs a bunch of wild monkeys over there exiting that Starbucks!" Trio said pointing frantically with one flipper causing Officer X to turn away, leaving Trio to run away as quickly as he could and that was pretty fast for a peg legged demonic penguin.
Exiting said Starbucks the most known evil conglomerate coffee shop in the world was an albino monkey wearing a weird headpiece, red shorts, simple brown shoes and a tattered brown cloak followed by a group of black shorts wearing monkeys with machine guns, sunglasses and bowl shaped grey hats with red flashing police lights on them.
Seeing a bigger prize Officer X immediately forgot that he had been chasing an unusual not so normal penguin that could talk, in change for the white monkey drinking some coffee.
"You there! Stop where you are, I'm with animal control and you will be coming with me." Officer X said as he brandished his rifle at the group of monkeys most of which looked toward the albino monkey.
"Oh you and what army, I seem to be the one with all the…" Before the albino monkey could go any further the coffee cup he had been holding was blasted out of his hands, his visible malevolent red eye glowed; the other one was covered in white fur but the same glow became visible from there as well, as he settled his sights on Officer X and he started glowing a blue color.
"The names Specter human and you just made a huge mistake, because if I don't get my banana coffee in around midday then I won't be able to try and take over the human race quite as efficiently… take this animal control officer out boys." Thus started a huge firefight between the man who didn't know he was in over his head with an evil psychic albino monkey and his squad of mafia like monkeys.
Meanwhile at a nearby café, our poor idea spewing agent Happy Exploding Penguin was bandaging his poor twice battered small right bat wing on his back.
"Bandages can cure all anime based characters injuries in a relatively short amount of time, that and having forty six gallons of blood with an unerringly high healing rate dude." He took his laptop out of his pouch and opened it to see the screen might have been slightly cracked, but it was still working fine.
"Now what was that idea I was about to write dude?" Trio said as he made sure that his small bat wing wouldn't hit the booth when he leaned back
"You were the writing of an idea about most amazing person ever, which is being me for I am King Julien who would not want to enjoy me and my entire splendor." Trio gave the lemur a blank look as he had come form out of nowhere.
"Ah right, thanks for reminding me of my idea, though I'm not even sure how you got here or even knew what I was doing here in the first place." Trio then started typing something on his laptop.
14. King Julien plus pack of rabid wolves, a very nice funeral afterwards. (Hurt/Comfort, humor)
"I don't know about you, but I am not liking the idea of being eaten in a story all about me." Julien heard a kitten meow and he ran flat out of the café and Trio just sat there with a blank look on his face as he raised his flipper to order some orange juice.
"Ah, the sweet sound of no lemurs being around to bad Skipper has to deal with that guy all the time dude." The waitress just gave him an odd stare as he paid for his drink, but decided to resist questioning the guy in what had to obviously be a penguin suit or her sanity may forever be challenged.
15. Baby at a construction site. (Humor)
This story is classic as any in a cartoon franchise, baby enters a construction site and exits without a care in the world completely okay, however those trying to keep the baby safe usually end up in slapstick situations dude.
16. Monster Trucks. (???)
This idea is short, simple and to the point dude.
17. Sewer Sharks! (Horror, the stay out of the water type of horror)
Sewer Sharks are very dangerous creatures, with two tentacles around the dorsal fin and large sharp teeth, unlike normal sharks which for the most point aren't all that dangerous as television makes them out to be, these sharks are if fact really dangerous and can survive on sewer water alone, they don't sleep and they can eat just about anything dude.
This idea spawns from Mort and his land shark problem, but I'd rather not think about that right now as I have successfully unloaded all the ideas I'm not going to use at all in any shape or form dude.
"Well guess that's all dude." Trio then close his laptop and tried to leave the café when Skipper and his team burst onto the scene.
"Well if it isn't the spy, you didn't think you'd get away that easily did you." It was in Skipper's posture that Trio knew he wasn't getting out of this situation very easily.
"Can I say a few words in my defense dude?"
"Alright, but how many is a few because if it's more then twenty, well that's just too many I'm going to let a spy get away with."
"Okay, fade to black and…. LEEROY JENKINS DUDE!" Trio rushed towards Skipper and his team who took up a defensive formation and the scene faded to black just as Trio lunged at them.
Elsewhere.
"I can't believe how well that went, but it was so embarrassing." Marlene said as she sat with Carryall at a table in her habitat.
"Ah, but you had a good time flirting with Ski-paw oui?" Carryall tilted her yellow beret and crossed her arms looking smugly at Marlene.
"Yes, but things could have gone a little better, he didn't have to claim I had a mind control device implanted somewhere on me or that I was an enemy clone, it was a real interesting experience Carrol Alle Emotiare." Marlene said in a slightly testy tone, though she had to admit she had fun trying to break Skippers icy facade.
"I am not having any idea what you are talking about cheri, but don't ever bring it up again for I might faint." Carryall said while putting the back of her paw to her head while leaning back slightly.
"But then again that's what I am the getting when I give you my OGN contacts, never a secret between otters as they say." Carryall looked away miffed about the whole thing before getting a hug from Marlene, cheering her up a bit.
ENDING SEQUENCE ENGAGED.
??????: Trio… TRIO... TRIOOOOOOOOOOO! I think he's finally…
Trio: What do you want I currently feel like a pair of bongos, well played and beaten with a bunch of slaps dude. (Trio voice was a bit weak)
Carryall: Bonjour, is moi to be appearing in any more of your fics?"
??????: Uh Carryall I don't think now is the time for that, Trio sounds to be badly bruised or slowly dying from a minor injury and still has at least forty five and nine tenths gallons left in him..
Trio: Thank you and no I don't think we'll need your services in the near future, so anyone want to use a French otter dude? Otherwise we'll just stay in touch dude.
Carryall: Agent Frog Suit signing out, au revoir trois.
Trio: Well I may have been shot by an animal control officer, fell on said shot wing after being blown off a roof in a rather painful explosion and then beaten up by three tough penguins but after taking a siesta I'll be fine, I at least escaped this all cleanly and without a bad conscious or anything going wrong, though I wish Carryall would stop calling me three dude.
Skipper: Hey what is this, hah I knew that penguin was a spy, see he's bugged this base with this Walkie and he's probably listened to every conversation we've had all week, if I ever see that guy again…
Private: Uh Skippah the Walkie is on.
Skipper: Really, LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN YOUR RIGHT!
Trio: Uh-oh, I left my normal walkie behind; at least I got the rental back in time, I really need to stop using easy to loose communication devices and go back to the exploding paper routine dude.
Skipper: What all the paper in our base will explode! Kowalski opti… wait cancel that and throw out your notepad quick before it explodes.
Trio: oy vey dude…
The end dude!