A/N Hi! I just noticed something…..I browsed all the message board sites and what not….I noticed that Kataang people talk trash about us Zutara people. I went to YouTube, and they trash the people that make kick butt Zutara vids! I mean they need to respect other people's differences! We didn't trash them! From everywhere I went, Zutara people didn't trash Kataang people! So, my conclusion is, (I'm not stereotyping!)
MOST Kataang people are pretty bad sports.
Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar!
Zuko: Ouch! I fell down your stupid stairs and I got hurt!
Me: Aww…too bad! (goes back to magazine)
Zuko: (stares at me)
Me: What! Want Iroh to kiss it to make it feel better?
Zuko: No! That's gross!
Me: What? Want me too?
Zuko: Closer, but no…
Me: What? Want Katara to kiss it for you?
Zuko: (blushes) Could you get her for me?
Me: Fine…(walks up to base of the stairs) HEY KATARA! ZUKO WANTS YOU!
Zuko: Wha…what? I could have done that!
Me: Hey, you hired me too.
Katara: (rushes down stairs) What is it guys?
Me: Zuko's whining about a tiny scratch…he wants his gf
Katara: (blushes)
Zuko: I did not say that! I just said I wanted Katara to heal it.
Me: By kissing it!
Katara: ok then….blushes harder
Me: I'll leave you guys alone, although……(heads over behind the TV, pulling a guilty Iroh from behind the TV) I think Iroh won't leave you guys alone….
Zuko: UNCLE!
Me: Come on, (drags Iroh away)
Iroh: WAIT! BUT I WANT TO SEE!
Me: Zuko, I'd hate to be you….
Zuko: You now noticed?
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Me: (walks down to kitchen and finds Sokka limp and sounding drunk)
Me: What in the world happened to you?
Sokka: (slurred) oooooo nothing….
Me: Let me guess, you got drunk?
Sokka: (slurred even more) nnnoooopppppe!
Me: Then what?
Sokka: Smmmoooothies!
Me: Smoothies? How in the hell do you get drunk off smoothies?
Sokka: I dun know….
Me: Wait, did you put beer into it?
Sokka: Noooo, some strawberries and Ginseng tea!
Me: Ugh…Iroh! GET DOWN HERE!
Iroh: Yes?
Me: Why did you replace the milk with tea?
Iroh: I thought that I would get everyone to drink tea?
Sokka: WHHEEEEEE! BYE BYE BIRDY!
Me: (looks at Sokka weirdly) WELL, FIX IT!
Iroh: I don't know how to!
Me: UGH! Sokka! (slaps him across the face) SPEAK TO ME!
Sokka: Yue is that you?
Me: DO I LOOK LIKE A HAVE WHITE HAIR? GET TO YOUR SENSES!
Me: WAIT! I know! Hold him for a while Iroh! (rushes into my room)
(a few minutes later)
Me: Got it! (shows megaphone)
Me: SOKKA! GET OUT OF YOUR DRUNK-Y-NESS!
Sokka: WHEEE!
Me: SNAP OUT OF IT!
Zuko: What's going on down here?
Me: (accidentally turns around and shouts through the megaphone right in his ear)
WHAT!
Zuko: AAAH! WHAT THE? (looks at megaphone and then Sokka who is drunk)
Zuko: What happened to him?
Me: (still speaking through megaphone) HE'S DRUNK….OFF SMOOTHIES!
Zuko: So this is your idea of waking him up?
Me: (still speaking through megaphone) YUP! IT'S-
(Zuko flips switch off of megaphone)
Me: Grr, it's a brilliant plan!
Zuko: No, no no! You're all doing it wrong! You come up to him and shout….FIRE BENDERS ARE HERE!
Sokka: Wha…What? Where? I'll protect you Katara! Get away from Aang you firebender!
(runs outside into the middle of the street)
Me: I wouldn't be surprised if he got run over…
Zuko: I wouldn't be surprised if the neighbors all looked at him….
Sokka: (middle of the street) TAKE THAT! And THAT! WANT MORE! TAKE THAT! SOKKA STYLE!
Me: Ugh, ignore him and it'll be like we don't know him at all…
Zuko: yeah…
Katara: HEY! WHAT'S Sokka doing in the middle of the street?
Me: being a retard like he is…
Katara: hmmm good point.
Me: Hey! He tripped! Point and laugh! Point and laugh!
(everyone points and laughs)