A/N Sorry I haven't been updating for a while on this story! I've been busy wit my other stories! MUWAHAHAH! And playin' Maple!
Disclaimer: I do not and will not own Avatar!
Aang: Wheee! (Aang was flying around on his glider outside)
Me: Aang! Do you want to give away that I'm holding Avatar characters? In my house?
Aang: Hey that's your problem!
Me: GET DOWN NOW!
Aang: Never! (Flies off to the distant mountains)
Me: OMFG! We need to go and get him back!
(Looks back at the rest of them, Katara were waterbending, Sokka was polishing his boomerang, Iroh was drinking tea, Zuko was firebending, Azula was lightning bending, and Zhao was reading "How to become fire lord for Dummies...")
Me: You guys really want to get us caught do you!
Sokka: Nah, relax we didn't get caught before, what makes you say we'd get caught now?
Zuko: I have to agree with the buffoon.
Azula: The only buffoon I see here is you Zuko
Me: Guys…..
Zuko: Oh yeah? At least I'm not the one who's power hungry and has wacked friends!
Me: Guys….. (Raising voice)
Me: You two! (Points to Zhao and Iroh) Control those two!
Zhao: Why?
Me: Cause I'll make you!
Zhao: HAHA! You make me laugh!
Me: (Scowls) that's it!
(Flips Zhao over and throws him into a trash can)
Me: Now who else wants to get on my nerves!
(Silent…..)
Me: Good!
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Katara: Why again are we going to the mountains again?
Me: Cause we need to find Aang!
Zuko: Then why couldn't we take the car?
Me: Because! I can't drive! I'm not sixteen!
Sokka: He is! (Points to Zuko)
Me: He doesn't have a license, Half-wit!
Sokka: Fine! Sheesh!
Me: Hey! The bus is here! Get on!
(Takes seats in bus)
Me: Now all we have to do is wait until we reach our stop!
(Few hours pass, everyone nods off to sleep)
Me: Ugh…where are we?
Tour guild: WELCOME TO TEXAS!
Me: What! How'd we get from here to Texas?
Tour guild: shrugs
Me: Wake up! (nudges everyone awake)
Sokka: Are we there yet Katara?
Me: Do I look like Katara to you? She's over there curled up next to Zuko.
Sokka: What! (Heads over to the two)
Me: NO! Wait! We need more money for the return trip! Have any spare change?
Sokka: (pulls out various things from his pocket) Gummy worms? No….
Me: Wait, aren't gummy worms suppose to be blue/red, green/yellow, or green/orange? Not brown!
Sokka: Huh….wonder how got like that.
Me: You idiot! CLEAN OUT YOUR FREAKIN' POCKETS!
Sokka: Sorry! Sheesh! (pulls out an Atlas)
Me: Why in the hell do you keep around an atlas?
Sokka: Dunno
Katara: Sokka clean out you pockets back home!
Sokka: Sorry!
Me: Hey! Focus! Hurry up will ya? The slower you go, the longer your sis over there will cuddle with prince charming
Sokka: AH! Right…. (pulls out calculator)
Me: Not going to ask….
Sokka: (pulls out cell phone)
Me: Hey! Wait! Where'd you get the phone? And where'd you send the bill to?
Sokka: Uhhhh, just don't check your mailbox k?
Me: Fine whatever…
Sokka: (pulls out phone book)
Me: Don't tell me that you called all those numbers on the cell!
Sokka: I did…
Me: (almost faints)
Sokka: (pulls out brussel sprouts)
Me: AW! Gross! Where in the freak did you get those? (Covers nose)
Sokka: Dunno, last summer I guess?
Me: (Goes over to the windows of the bus and vomits)
Sokka: (shrugs and pulls out pink plushie doll)
Me: (Wipes mouth and points to the doll) Why…why do you have that?
Sokka: Oh! This! Well… you see….
Zuko: Sokka likes dollies! Even Azula doesn't like them!
Me: Shut it! Now pull out money next time…
Sokka: Uhhh, don't have anything else…
Me: What?
Sokka: Nothing else….
Me: WHAT! You have spoiled gummy worms, an atlas, calculator, cell phone, phone book, and spoiled brussel sprouts, and a pink plushie, but no CHANGE?
Zuko: That's just what he said girl
Me: turns around and glares at Zuko You know…. I can alter this fanfic and say that Katara slaps you silly, and you get together with Mai
Zuko: No wait! Anything but that!
Me: pulls out laptop I'll do it!
Zuko: NO NEVER!
Me: pushes down on key on the computer Oh yes!
Zuko: Fine here! Here's change! Just don't do it!
Me: You mean you had change all this time and you made Sokka reveal what he had in his pockets! Some of which were very disturbing!
Sokka: HEY! Dina is not disgusting! (speaks to pink plushie) You aren't are you?
(high pitched voice) No I'm not!
Me: The sight of you hugging that at night and what I just saw was disturbing….
Sokka: (high pitched) Big meanie! Sokka will banish you!
Me: Fine! I don't care, oh yeah, and Dina that shade of pink isn't you! It makes you look fat!
Sokka: (high pitched) GASP! OH NO YOU DIDN'T! (starts hitting me with doll)
Me: GAH! Zuko….OW! Give…ow…me…ow…the….ow…change! OW!
Sokka: Dina will avenge all evil doers!
Me: Get him off of me!
(Katara pulls Sokka off of me)
Me: Toph is just lucky she's back home!
Katara: Agreed, Sokka pull yourself together!
Sokka: (high pitched) Dina doesn't like you! GAH! (starts hitting Katara with plushie)
Zuko: You don't want Dina to turn to ash do you?
Sokka: (high pitched) AAH! Sokka! Let's stop!
Me: Yeah that'd be great! Now…Zuko the change
Zuko: Here
Me: YES! FINALLY! With this we can return home! MUWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
Tour guild: Uhhh ma'am…..do you want to leave or not?
Me: Uh, oh yes…..(gives coins to bus driver)
(Several hours pass again)
Me: Ugh….great nodded off again, hope we didn't miss our stop…
Tour guild: An-young! Welcome to Korea!
Me: OMG! We missed it!
A/N Don't ask how in the hell the bus went over the ocean and we slept for like what? 20 hours? BTW I am Korean!