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Me: Woah, (looks are Zuko) what happened to you?
Zuko: Wouldn't you like to know….
Me: Let me guess, you started shaving.
Zuko: Shhh! Not so loud! If people think that I got this because I was shaving then…..they'll laugh at me!
Me: (starts laughing hysterically)
Zuko: Shhh!
Me: Excuse me for a minute, I have some, (laughs) important things to do in the garage….(opens door into garage)
Zuko: (hears me laughing my head off in there) Done yet?
Me: (walks out with a poker face and picks up remote for TV)
Katara: Hey! Woah, what happened to your face Zuko?
Zuko: I…..fell down the stairs.
Me: (stifles laughter)
Zuko: (glares at me)
Katara: How clumsy were you that you fell down the stairs?
Me: Excuse…(stifled laughter) me to the garage for….(stifled laughter) a while….(opens door to garage and closes it)
Katara & Zuko: (hears me laughing hysterically again)
Me: (comes back out with a poker face) Continue…..
Katara: Want me to heal it?
Me: (stifles laughter again)
Katara: Are you ok?
Me: Me? Oh I'm fine I'm just worried about Zuko's ……(stifles laughter again) battle scar.
Zuko: (glares daggers at me)
Me: (grabs pillow and starts laughing madly into it)
Katara: I think something's wrong with her!
Me: No no I'm fine, it's just that…..
Zuko: WOAH! Would ja just look at the time! I'd better be going! (rushes to the door)
Me: Go where? I thought you were telling Katara about you…..(snicker) battle scar!
Zuko: STFU!
Me: Gee wiz Katara, would you like to know how he actually got that?
Katara: Uh, sure?
Zuko: Gah! Don't listen to anything she says!
Me: Awww, Zuzu doesn't want anyone to know about his "battle scar!"
Zuko: That's it! (starts shooting fire at me)
Me: AAH! It's not my fault that you told me! (Runs off to Australia)
(hmmm how'd I get there?)
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A/N ARGH! I'm running out of ideas for funniness! Give me ideas! MUWHAHAH! (Yes, I always do laugh evilly in real life…..weird huh? XD)