A/N Hi! Thank you for those of you who submitted ideas for funniness! I've decided to do all of them in separate fanfics! First off, however, I'll do one of the ideas I came up with by myself! HEHEHHEHEH….
Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar!
Me: Ok, Zuko, read for your driving lesson?
Zuko: (sighs) Fine….
Me: Ok, I'll keep track of your progress and Aang will be in the back seat, later commenting on if your driving was smooth or not!
Aang: (waves) YAY!
Me: Alright in the car!
(Aang excitedly gets in car; Zuko sighs and gets in the driver's seat)
Me: Alright, now start the engine….
Aang: This is so cool! (starts bouncing up and down)
Zuko: Stay still! I can't concentrate!
Me: Aang, stop.
Zuko: (reaches for car keys)
Me: What are you doing?
Zuko: Uhhh getting the car started?
Me: Not without your seat belt you ain't.
Zuko: (growls; pulls seat belt down)
Me: Good, Aang you good?
Aang: Yup!
Me: Now start the car.
Zuko: (sighs; turns keys)
Me: Good! Now put it in reverse and slowly back out.
Zuko: (slowly pulls out of garage)
Me: Good! You're a natural! Now shift it into drive and let's take a cruise around town!
Aang: YAY! Road trip! Road trip!
Me: Yeah…..
Aang: RADIO!
Me: Fine fine….let's see…. (plays "Move Along" by All-American Rejects)
Aang: YAY! (starts singing)
Me: Uhhhh…..
(10 minutes later)
Me: Ok, good! Now let's….wait don't go there!
Zuko: Why not?
Me: You just pulled into the freeway! You aren't ready for that!
Aang: YAY!
Me: Shut up Aang! (goes deeper into car seat and clutches car seat edges for dear life)
Aang: Hey! Can I try? (gets out of seat and reaches forwards to steering wheel)
Zuko: What are doing?
Me: Aang!
(cars swerves in all directions)
Me: (reaches for steering wheel) Aang! Let go of the wheel!
Aang: But I want to try!
Zuko: How's this for an idea….BOTH OF YOU LET GO!
Me: AAH! Watch out for the-
Aang: WHEEE!
(car bursts through a golf course)
Aang: HI! (waves at the golfers)
Me: You IDIOT! (shouts at Aang)
Aang: DO IT AGAIN! (reaches for wheel again)
Me: Oh no you don't! (fights over steering wheel)
(car bursts through a store)
(Steering wheel breaks into three pieces)
Me: Oh…
Zuko: my….
Aang: God…..
(each of us looks at the piece of the steering wheel we each hold)
Me: AAH! Runaway car!
(car bursts through a backyard)
Me: Get your foot off the gas pedal!
Zuko: I already did! It keeps going!
Me: No…no…no….no! This can't be happening!
Zuko: This is your fault! (points to Aang)
Me: Now, now…..no need to point fingers, but Aang it's your fault and yours too! (points to both Aang and Zuko)
Both: WHAT? So you're saying you had no part in this?
Me: Exact-ata-cally!
Both: …..
Me: (looks forward and sees a SUV) Oh no! We're gonna crash!
Aang: (uses air bending powers to steer the car away from SUV)
Me: Whew!
Zuko: AAH! Look out! ( points to stray dog crossing the road)
Aang: (air bends again)
Me: Now steer us home!
(5 minutes later)
Me: No! Right! Right!
Zuko: What are you talking about? Left! Left!
Me: Listen buster! I think I know where my house is!
Zuko: Obviously your navigating skills are a little rusty!
Me: Why I oughta….!
Aang: Uhhh guys! Little help here! Left or right?
(says at same time)
Zuko: Left!
Me: Right!
(glares at each other)
Me: Fine you wanna go?
Zuko: Fine by me!
Me: (pulls out blue light saber from glove compartment)
Zuko: (pulls out red light saber from side pocket)
Aang: Uhhh guys….
Me: Hiya! (light sabers clash)
Zuko: It was a mistake challenging me to a sword fight!
Me: We'll see about that!
Aang: Uhhh guys….
Me: Shut up Aang! I'm winning!
Iroh: Nephew what are you doing….?
Zuko: Not now uncle, (blocks an overhead swing)
Me: Wait…..
Zuko: (stops and stares at window) Uncle! What are you doing here?
Aang: I tried telling you guys, we're home!
Me: ….
Zuko: …..
Me: I knew that all along! HEHEHEH……(nervous sweat drops)
Zuko: Me too…..(grins sheepishly)
Katara: Zuko, I knew you were weird….but this calls for a new low….I already knew she was weird….
Me: WHAT? Come back here! (swings light saber around wildly)
Katara: AAH!
Zuko: Hey! Your battle's with me! (chases after the two of us)
Iroh: Now, now….
Aang: (sigh) Hey Sokka, Toph, wanna go get some ice cream?
Sokka and Toph: (looks at Katara being chased by me swinging my light saber around wildly) Sure.
Aang: Let's take the car! Air bendin' style!
Sokka and Toph: SWEET!
A/N LOL I just thought of this while my family was driving to LA….this would've been bad if it actually happened…..LOL! Anyways, I'll do the requests, each it's own chapter! So yea….
First off, don't ask why I was teaching Zuko how to drive! Second, Aang was very hyper don't cha think? Let's just say he had too much ice cream! XD
If some of you are thinking why I put myself through the torture to teaching Zuko to drive is…..because it's fun to annoy him! He just seems like those people who'll get annoyed easily.