Hello, I know I am dead for not writing in a while. But I finially got in the mood to write. I give some creidet to Kenpachi'sBadGirl, she is the co-writter of this suckish story.

(Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, It belongs to Kishimoto. I am just borrowing them for my sick twisted games. 8D!

Also I don't own Memoirs Of A Geisha. The plot and all belongs to Arthur Golden.)

(Warnings!!: This story contains Yaoi/Shonen-ai don't like, don't read!)

Thanks to my lovely Beta Bomberbrat who writes really good stories!

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"Thanks for visiting this Okiya* I hope you have a nice day!" I said in a way to sweet tone as one male left. I sighed as I left to go and do my other jobs that are for for when someone comes and visits one of the Geisha's.

"Sasori! Where the hell are you!" I turn on the dot and walk towards Konan's room. I slid open the paper door and bowed.

"Rise Sasori." I looked up at Konan and blushed. She was in bed with Pain her Danna* and was naked aside from a sheet that covered her lower regions.

I nodded my head to let her finish specking. "As you know last night Deidara was debuted and he needs someone to help him." She looked me in the eye and continued.

"I know that you have heard rumors about Deidara being a bitch, whore, and all that but Sasori, he truly isn't I have known him since he was a lil' kid. I want you to be a slave to Deidara, I know that at first everything will be hard, he will be hard on you but keep being nice,and be there for him." Konan said in a shockingly sweet and caring voice.

I nodded and she waved her hand to let me leave. I honestly didn't know what to think. I turned when I heard a soft call from the other room. With closer inspection I found it to be Deidara's. I went in and before I could finish bowing I heard a 'Rise'.

"If you are my new servant then you won't bow or anything. It gets boring after awhile un, You can call me Deidara you don't have to add the san or chan or whatever but when I have guests or someone is around like Konan behave that is all I really ask of you. Think you can handle that un?"

I looked at him, he was sitting on a window seat and he had on a light blue and pink Kimono** and his hair was half up and half down. Was this the same Deidara that the other servants talked about the one that hit,and mistreated them? Shocked I only nodded.

"Well aren't you going to introduce yourself or what?" Deidara asked in a bored tone. I nodded again probably looking like a retard.

" I am Sasori." Deidara waved his hand to tell me to go on.

"Well I... I like art." Deidara face lit up like a Christmas tree. " You like art, as do I. I like birds and bombs. Even though I get in trouble a lot with Okaa-san***, I still do my art because art is fleeting art is bang!" I looked at him like he had a third eye and maybe even a third leg.

I cocked my head to the side. "Art is not as you say 'fleeting or a bang'. Art is everlasting it should be made to last and cherished." I said matter-of-factually.

"No is isn't! Art is fleeting because if it is here for only a short amount of time we cherish the time that we have and appreciate it more then if you can go see it every day. Plus nothing is eternal we all die or all that shit." Deidara said as he started to mess with a piece of clay.

"Whatever brat." I looked outside. " I am sorry to leave but it is getting dark and I have chores to do."

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I hope you liked it. or Itachi will put you into the evil morbid world he lives in. And no I am not talking about the thingy with his sharingan. Leave me any comments and some things that you might want to see in this story. Like I think that there might end up being a m-preg****. Leave me a review and Tobi would be VERY happy.

*- a japanese woed for brotheral.

**- A causual konomo.

***- a word for mother and in what I said it is refering to Konan.

****- where a male is pregnant.