A/N Hi! Taking the request of

That Bloody Demon-"Have everyone get drunk or high 0.0"

I plan to do that…hehehehheh….

Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar!

Me: (comes down stairs) What…the F

(sees Aang drooling and babbling nonsense)

Me: Uhhhh….(sees Katara laughing hysterically) Ok this is just whack!

(sees Zuko laughing hysterically pounding on the wall)

Oh boy, either the world is going to be destroyed or…..(stops and sees Sokka mumbling nonsense) or…you guys touched the freakin' wine in the back of the fridge!

Katara: Got that right sista! (drinks another shot)

Me: Stop that!

Aang: Come on! You gotta try it! (reaches for one)

Me: ARGH! (rushes down and slaps his hand away from the cup)

Sokka: Boop….boop! I'm a robot! Bleep! Boop!

Me: Sure you are….

Zuko: HAHA! Isn't he funny! He just said he's a robot! (goes back to pounding on the wall)

Me: Ok that's it….. (grabs all the wine and shoves it back into the fridge under lock and key)

Everyone: Awww….

Me: It's for your own good!

Zuko: Who are you woman! Telling me…..what to drink? (starts sounding like Sokka when he was sick in the episode, "The Blue Spirt")

Me: ……

Aang: Can I have more? I'll be good!

Me: NO!

Katara: How about…

Me: NO!

Sokka: Please?

Me: NO! NO! A million times no!

Zuko: Please…..(slumps down on couch)

Me: No means no! All of you! Go lay down! You are drunk!

Everyone: (crawls over to the couch) We don't fit here….all of us!

Me: (slaps head) No no! Ok, Aang you go and lay down in my brother's bed, Katara in my bed, Sokka on the couch in the living room, Zuko on the couch in the den, and Toph help me get these drunk idiots on the couches.

Toph: Will do!

(After a pain staking 10 minutes)

Me: Finally!

Sokka: Take that! You do not touch my sister!

Me: …..

Toph: …..

Katara: (upstairs) (giggles) Zuko…..stop, it tickles

Me: (twitch) Don't wanna know what's she thinking

Aang: Momo, Appa, when did you guys get engaged?

Toph: (cringes)

Me: Come on! Let's get out of here before…..

Zuko: (throws fireball)

Me: EEK! Before Zuko has one of his "mind battles"

Toph: Agreed…..

A/N Yes I know it may not or be funny, but there it is! The drunks! LOL Thank you

That Bloody Demon for the idea!