A/N HELLO INTERNET PPL!

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Wow, I never knew I could be so loved! So, anyways, the reason I didn't update my stories is that….I was at Vegas….no not to gamble! To relax and swim and get waterlogged ears. Oh joy.

Anyways, expect a new chapter on these following stories this week…..

"Yin & Yang"

"Don't mess with me"

"Avatar: American Dragon: JL"

K? Happy?

Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar!

Ok this one will be from AngelzNDevilz and MetalDragonFX.

AngelzNDevilz-i haf an idea! haf everyone in a very serious convo then have someone say something totally random that doesnt haf anything to do wit the convo subject! randomness is teh best thing! mai best fren taught me that

MetalDragonFX- lmao I got it make Zuko and Aang sing "Baby Got Back" lmfao omg I'm weird AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I've decided to bunch these two together since it would be way to short for them to be separated. So here it is!

Note to MetalDragonFX: I don't know if this is the "Baby got Back" song you wanted, but I searched on

Damn ass long author's note…..sorry about that… oh well.

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Me: Ok, I put up the queen of hearts.

Sokka: I put up ace of spades.

Katara: Dang it! Fine, how's about I put up….

Aang: PANCAKES!

Everyone: ……

Me: Excuse me….pancakes?

Aang: YA! It's so good! Isn't it?

Me: ……you are an odd one Aang….

Aang: My pleasure…(bows)

Me: Whatever, back to the game….so…it's Katara's turn still.

Katara: Ok, I put up the king of hearts!

Toph: Dang it! I'm out!

Zuko: …..ooooo ok…..whatever, I put up the king of spades and the 9 of diamonds.

Katara: Damn! I'm out!

Me: How could you do that Zuko, making your gf lose….

Zuko: (stutters) But…I….I….she….I….didn't….

Me: Stop! You sicken me! (slaps down the ace of diamonds)

Sokka: GO FISH!

Me: For the last time Sokka! We aren't playing "Go Fish!"

Aang: PANCAKES!

Me: Whatever, I already won. (shows full house)

Zuko: What? I……she….you……(starts stuttering again)

Aang: SNICKERDOODLES!

Everyone: ……

Toph: STFU Twinky!

Aang: Make me! HAHAHHAHA! (flys off to the mountains again)

Me: Ugh, who wants to come? (grabs butterfly net and bus money)

Everyone: …..

Me: FINE! (stomps out of house)

Katara: (pulls out walkie-talkie) The hunter is out of the den, I repeat the hunter is out of the den.

Aang: Copy that "blue wave", over. Did you get that "hefty hippo"?

Sokka: Why am I "hefty hippo"?

Zuko: Cause you eat too much… "Burning flame" over.

Aang: Awesome, let the party begin! Coming back, "flying bison" over.

(moments later)

Me: Ughhhh….been through those wretched mountains, not one Aang sighting! (walks up to house) What the heck? (hears someone singing)

Me: Guys! (opens door and widens eyes)

(sees and hears Aang and Zuko singing "Baby's got back")

Me: (twitch)

Aang: Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. scoff She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? scoff
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. scoff
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

Zuko: You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me

Me: STOP! WHAT IN THE WORLD DID I DO TO DESERVE TO WATCH THAT?

Aang: (sighs; turns down music) Party's over guys.

Zuko: Aww….

Me: (fumes)

Sokka: ARGH! Firebender!

Me: (grabs Sokka by the shirt collar) You say one more thing boy, it's the last thing you'll ever say!

Sokka: (squeak) Yes…..yes….ma'am! (salutes)

Me: Good. (throws him down on the couch again) Now, to erase my mind, I must watch harmless TV.

Aang: PANCAKES!

Me: You, (points and glares daggers at Aang) You made me trek through dangerous grounds, made me get tazered by an old lady with a cane, and get mauled by a bear, anything to say?

Aang: ……PANCAKES!

Me: (yells out and charges forth to Aang)
Zuko: You're on your own buddy….(runs away)

A/N Yes, I don't know if that was the right "Baby got Back" MetalDragonFX was talking about, but there it is! I took out some parts, because, it scarred me to imagine Zuko singing that……(shudders) Thanks for the wonderful ideas guys!

More to come! Soon….