A/N Hi! Okay, I've tried to read the summary for Full Metal Alchemist on various sites, but I don't exactly get it, heheheeh, so I'm sorry to
xwLic-giggle
giggle...
okay, this is my idea for funniness, and it's not
actually funny. i am just obsessed with full metal alchemist. make
someone learn alchemy. or make the homunculi come...
really, my
idea for funny stinks. i am too obsessed! -sobs and throws toothpaste
at writer of story-
xwlic
I'm sorry, I don't know a lot of Full Metal Alchemist, (runs away)
Animallover5- this drabble is so funny! i like the closet part. too cute and a little bit funny. here's an idea, why don't u make jet as a guest star and make him do something hilarious. maybe make him kidnap katara and have zuko rescue her or some thing like that. noting by your evil laugh, u'll have something evil and funny in store for all of them.
Ok, since I feel sorry for xwLic, I will dedicate this fanfic to her and Animallover5!
Thanks for the idea Animallover5!
Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar!
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Me: NO! Aang ran off into the mountains….AGAIN! Ugh, I'll be back. (picks up butterfly net and bus money; goes over to Zuko)
You sir, get the honor of babysitting everyone. (hands emergency phone numbers)
Zuko: Police, fire station, 911, hospital, and….. (stops reading and looks at me with a "wtf" face) babysitters?
Me: Hey, this isn't an easy job, so I figured if things got out of hand, you could hire another babysitter. (shrugs and heads out the door)
Zuko: (fumes)
Me: (pops back in) Oh, and don't you dare think about throwing another party with me here, or else….
Zuko: Or else what?
Me: (pulls out laptop)
Zuko: (stares and whimpers) Yes ma'am….
Me: Thank you, I should be able to find Aang easily so don't expect a long day alone!
(shuts door)
Zuko: (sighs)
Sokka: She left you in charge? But…but…I'm more responsible! (throws tantrum)
Katara: Gee Sokka, seeing that tantrum sure is a nice way of showing it! (slaps him on the back of his head)
Sokka: Ow!
Zuko: Now, now, kids, since I'm the BABYSITTER, I will now decree that Sokka needs a time out. (points to my room)
Sokka: (grumbles and walks upstairs)
Zuko: (sits down on couch)
Katara: (sits down next to him) Now, that we're alone…..
(doorbell)
Zuko: Pizza!
Katara: (sulks)
Zuko: (opens door) Hey! You're not the pizza delivery guy! You're…
Katara: Jet! What are you doing here?
Jet: To get you back. (turns on dramatic music)
Katara and Zuko: ……..LAME!
Jet: ……gosh…you're harshing my mellow….
Katara: (phone rings) hang on a sec (pulls out phone) talk to me.
Me: (on the other end) …..yeah, I'm gonna ignore that….anyways, called to see if there were any problems…..
Jet: I don't have time for this! (tackles Zuko to the ground)
Me: What? What's going on over there? Who doesn't have time for what?
Katara: Oh no! It's nothing!
Zuko: Hey! Stop pulling my hair!
Me: What? Who's messin' with Zuko's hair, many fangirls are gonna come up to my doorstep suing me!
Katara: No! Seriously it's ok!
Jet: Get off!
Me: What is going on over there?
Katara: …..um….well…urm….
Sokka: ZOMG! Jet! Get back! (pulls out can of pepper spray)
Tremble upon my awesome-ness! (sprays backwards) GUH! My eyes! It burns!
Everyone: ……..WTF
(continues fighting)
Sokka: My EYES! (tries to claw eyes out)
Katara: Sokka you moron! (slaps back of head)
Me: What is going on? Did Sokka spray pepper spray, in his eyes?
Katara: Ummm….I….er…..talk….you…..ater….(hangs up phone) WHEW!
Zuko: A little help here! (Jet pulls hair again)
Fangirls: Noooo! Zuko!
Katara: …..where'd they come from?
Sokka: Doesn't anyone care that my eyes feel like they're firebending?
Jet: (stops pulling hair) Firebenders? Where? I'll protect you Katara! (dog piles her)
Katara: ARGH!
Zuko: Get off and get out now! (points to door)
Sokka: HAH! Jet! Beware my tazer! (points backwards again)
Katara: Sokka….
Sokka: (pulls trigger; zaps himself) EEIEIIEIEIEIEEEEEE!
Zuko: …….
Sokka: Eyes burning, body zapped……
Zuko: (pulls out ringing cell phone) Hello?
Me: Yeah, what's going on over there?
Zuko: Uh well…..
Fangirls: Go Zuko! We love you!
Me: Are those fangirls? Didn't I tell you to keep them out of the house? They track mud into the house!
Zuko: No! That's not fangirls, that's Sokka! Yeah his imitation of fangirls!
Me: …….well…tell him he should work on it then, the preppy-ness is kinda off (hangs up)
Zuko: WHEW!
Katara: Get him OFF OF ME! (wrestles Jet)
Sokka: Alright Jet, beware of my stink bombs!
Katara: Sokka, just stop trying…..
Sokka: Oh alright…..(drops them)
Katara: NO!
Zuko: You-
(KABOOM!)
Zuko: (cough cough) Idiot! (cough cough) God! What's in these? (tries to wave smell away)
Sokka: My gym socks…
Katara: AH HA! I knew those were (cough cough) a bio-hazard! (cough cough)
Jet: Dudes! Let's bail! (jumps out of windows)
Aang: EW! What smells like Sokka's gym socks! (waves)
Toph: WHEW! Boy, twinky's right! Air bend! NOW!
Aang: Yes sir! I mean ma'am….sir-ma'am!
Everyone: …… (cough cough)
(WHOOSH!)
Everyone: THANK GOODNESS!
Me: I'm home!
Everyone: …. Oh hi!
(brief moment of silence)
Me: …….look I know something happened here, and I'll find out……(walks backwards up the stairs) I always do……(falls backwards) I'm ok!
Everyone: WHEW!
Me: Wait! (rushes back downstairs)
Everyone: EEP!
Me: Something is off balance here…..something's…..wait…..why does the house smell strangely of socks….gym socks….(sniff)
Sokka: Uhhh… I forgot to wash them! HEHEHHEHETherewasnoJethere!WaddameantherewasaJet!TherewasnoJet!Please!Don'tputusinthebrig!I'mtooyoungtogotojail!
Zuko: (hits him on the head) Idiot….
Me: What? Wait, now I know what was off balance…..Aang's here!
Aang: Hello.
Me: YOU MORON! I WENT TO CHASE YOU AGAIN! BUT CAME BACK EMPTY HANDED! THE OLD LADY THAT TAZERED ME THE OTHER DAY HAD A PAINT BALL GUN NOW!
Aang: Toph! Hide me! (hides behind Toph)
Toph: You're on your own twinky….(step aside)
Aang: AAAHHH! (Gives out a girly shriek)
Me: BEWARE MY BB GUN! MUWHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
A/N Long story short…..I'm not crazy! Not insane either! MUWHHAHAHA! Ignore that…..now! Or I'll suck your brains dry with cactus juice!
R&R!