A/N Ok, we all hate waiting for the "Secrets of the Fire Nation" episode and the return of Jet and Suki, so…here's a fanfic that depicts my attempts! XD
Feel free to laugh…. XD
Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar!
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Me: Ok that's it! I can't wait longer! I must have the Secrets of the Fire Nation now!
Aang: Dude, chillie….
Everyone: 0.o
Me: What….the….F
Aang: Hey then go to Burbank and tell them…..
Me: Yes! I must go and tell them! And you lot are comin' with me!
Everyone: Oh no…
(At the studio at Burbank)
Katara: It's no use, they won't let us in….even if we are the actors….
Me: Don't worry! I will take care of this! (fanfare plays)
Everyone: ….. (cough)
Me: Here I go! (runs into the studios)
(Many minutes later)
Sokka: Jeez, ch3rry's been in there for a long time….
Katara: Think we should check up on her?
Zuko: Nah….she'll be fine….
Me: Hey! Unhand me before I tazer you!
Guards: No way, now leave before we call security!
Aang: Uhhh, aren't you guys the security?
Guards: Don't question our authority! (walks away)
Me: Drat…new plan…
Zuko: No way! We aren't getting involved in your half baked schemes!
Me: No! This isn't half baked! It's fully baked!
Sokka: Really? Can I eat it?
Me: …..ok whatever….uhhh….I know!
(After many hours of planning)
Me: Everyone got it?
Everyone: Yes….
Me: Come on with more joy and hope!
Zuko: In case you didn't notice, we lost those on the way here…..
Me: Oh….well….don't misplace things so often then…. (pats shoulder)
Zuko: Why I oughta….! (gets stopped by Katara)
Katara: Calm, balance is the key….breath…in….
Zuko: (holds breath)
Katara: …well…and out!
Zuko: (sighs)
Me: Alright everyone, we're going in….(James Bond music plays)
Everyone: (looks around for source of the mysterious sound)
Me: (crawling through the air vents) Alright, I'm entering the building, red rover over…
Aang: Copy that Red Rover…
Voice: Now heading east bound on the 15 south bound….
Zuko: WTF was that?
Me: Sorry…this thing sometimes picks up police frequencies…
Voice 2: May I take your order?
Zuko: What…
Me: Fast food frequencies too…… sorry….(crawls) OMG! There's a spider the size of a football in here! HIYA! (slams)
Everyone: Hiya! Take that you spider! How do ya like me now? BWAHAHAHAH!
Katara: (slam!) (cringes) (slam!) (cringes)
Zuko: Hurry up!
Me: Well sorry! The spider was huge! A threat to mankind and…..
Zuko: Hurry up!
Me: Fine…..Red Rover closing in on target. Directions Air Chaser 10…..
Aang: Uhhh….go left now….and then you should come to a three way intersection….
Me: Ok….I'm there….
Aang: Now go, right….
Me: Ok, now…I see the exit, Katara, Zuko…now!
Katara: Alright…..(feigns) Oh help! Brave security guards! Oh help!
Zuko: A security guard should come help this poor, defenseless girl…..or else I will...hurt her….
Katara: Oh help! The agony! The pain! The….(forgets line; looks at hand) torture!
Guards: (rushes over to them)
Me: Suckers….. (drops out from vent)
Aang: Wait…oops…
Me: Aang….why.. in the world…am I in the Danny Phantom animation section?
Aang: Beats me…..oh….my bad…I read the map the wrong way….
Me: Aang….your lucky I can't strangle you right now….
Aang: I know…I'm cute that way….
Everyone: wtf….
Sokka: Alright where do I come in?
Me: You…go and say everything I say when you reach Zuko and Katara…got it?
Sokka: Roger…
(meanwhile…back at the security guards)
Katara: Oh help! This handsome…..man is trying to harm me!
Zuko: (whispers) That wasn't in the lines!
Katara: Improvising!
Me: No…no…no…no improvising! Sokka! Now!
Sokka: Ha ha! I will…uh…..
Me: save you dear girl!
Sokka: Save you dear girl!
Voice: I want a Big Mac with a double meat and lettuce.
Sokka: I want a Big Mac with a double meat and lettuce.
Everyone: …..
Me: Sorry….stupid, crappy, &# !
Sokka: Sorry…stupid, crappy, &# !
Guards: Uh….
Katara: Sokka?
(meanwhile)
Sokka: What should I do?
Me: (hears the "My Life as a Teenage Robot" theme song) ARGH! How I hate that show! So many Mary Sues!
Sokka: ARGH! How I hate that show! So many Mary Sues!
Me: Sokka! You moron! Don't say everything!
Sokka: Sorry…
Me: Aang, coordinates….
Aang: Go right and then left, then you should be in the Avatar section.
Me: YEEESSS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Everyone: SHHH!
Me: Hey! I run thes operation! Not you!
Katara: Hurry up! The guard's getting suspicious!
Me: Well…..I dunno…kiss or something! I'm almost there!
Zuko: You know I'm starting to think this is a half-baked scheme….
Me: Quiet! I'm right here….finally! BWAHAHAHAH! Hey wait! Let go!
Everyone: (radio frequency squeak) ACK!
Katara: Gods! Ow! (pulls earphone out and crushes it on the floor)
Sokka: ACK! What the freak? (pulls it out)
Zuko: Jeez! What the hell? (throw it on the ground)
Aang: Man! OW! (rubs ear)
Guards: We have your little friend…. (throws me into bushes)
Me: HEY! YOU DO NOT TREAT YOUR FUTURE DICTATOR THAT WAY!
Guards: Yeah yeah….whatever…road scum
Me: WHAT? WHY I OUGHTA!
Katara & Zuko: Wait, forget it the guy's a waste of time.
Me: ARGH! Now I'll have to wait for the Secrets of the Fire Nation….just like you noobs….
Aang: Alright! Fellow noobs unite!
Me: (sobs) noooo…. Why?
A/N So there it is….my failed attempt to break in the animation studios and get them to air SOTFN XD
R&R!