A/N I am so sorry for neglecting this story! Well, hope this one will make you actually 'lol' or 'rofl'!
Based off the spoilers for the season finale!
Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar!
Aang: Oh my god! I just found this really cool cave! It has all these lights and crystals and stuff! You have ta come see!
Me: Is it really worth it?
Aang: Positive!
Me: Fine, but for reassurance, all of you guys are comin.
All: WHAT!?
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Me: Well, this is it?
Aang: Yup!
Me: (looks around)
Katara: Hey, I'm going to go look inside ok? (runs inside)
Zuko: Wait! But your brother threatened me to keep an eye out for you! (chases after her)
Toph: Aw man! (starts running after them)
Aang: Uhhhh, wait Toph! (chases after them)
Me: Oh for Pete's sake! Get back here! Mike and Brian won't be happy if their actors for their hit show is injured or killed! (chases after them)
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Katara: Wow! So pretty!
Zuko: (pants) Wait... (gasps) slow...down... (outstretches hand)...ehhh...wait...
Katara: ... I'm right here... (shakes head)
Zuko: ...I knew that...
(rumble; crash; thud)
Katara: What!? Why!? Let us out of here! NOOOOOO!!!(pounds on rock wall)
Zuko: Well, we get to spend some 'quality time' together... (grins)
Katara: ... (moment of silence) Nooooooo! Let me out!
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Me: (pant; gasp) Whew! Ok! Let's see...huh...for some reason...this cave seems oh so familiar... (thinking...thinking...processing; processing) Oh my gosh! It's the cave that Katara and Zuko get stuck in, in the season finale!
(screams)
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Katara: Let me out, let me out, let me out!!
Zuko: ...jeez...women...
Katara: What did you say!? (fire appears behind her)
Zuko: Wow, heh, Katara...didn't know you were a firebender...or that you had horns...and a (gulp) black pitchfork.
Katara: I'm not!!
Zuko: (squeak) Ok, ok, just don't kill me!
Aang: Hey guys!
Katara: Aang? (thinking...processing...ding!) You could earthbend us out of here!
Aang: I can? ... Oh yeah! I can! Stand back you noobs.
Zuko: (whispers) Did he just call us noobs?
Katara: Shut it! He's our ticket out of here!
Aang: Hiyaa! (breaks wall of earth)
Katara: Yes! We're saved!
Aang: (rushes out)
Katara: We're saved, we're saved, we'r... (crash; thud; boom) Noooo!!!! Aang! Get me out of here!
Zuko: Hey!
Katara: You? Who cares about you? Get me out of here!
Zuko: Quality time! (in sing song voice)
Katara: ...let me out of here!
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Me: (whistles 'Blow the man Down')
Katara: Is anybody there? (pound, pound, pound)
Me: Yeah.
Katara: Oh thank goodness! Go get Aang! Or Toph!
Me: Why?
Katara: So that I could get out of here!
Me: Is Zuko in there with you?
Katara: No.
Zuko: Yes!
Me:...nah don't wanna then...besides you guys need your 'alone time'.
Katara: WHAT!? Let me out of here!
Me: I'm not listening! LALALLALALALALALA.
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(A few moments later)
Katara: Go sit in that corner! Then it wouldn't seem so big!
Zuko: Well you go and sit in the corner! I'm claustrophobic!
Katara: Yeah? Well I have arachnophobia! But you don't see me complaining!
Zuko: That's because there's no spiders around!
Katara: Yeah what about you huh? It's not that big in here!
Zuko: Well since you're taking up all the space!...
Me: (from other side of rock wall) Oh no you didn't Zuko.
Katara: Me!?...fat? Why not possibly...why in the world would I be FAT!
Zuko: Woah, urm...Katara...you're uh firebending again, and those horns are back, and the black pitchfork...
Katara: ARGH! I'll show you firebending!
Me: (from other side of the rock wall) (hears screaming, punching, and other sounds of agony) (looks through tiny hole in rock wall) Come on Katara! Give him the left hook! Aw! You just missed it! Wait, there! Aw, you missed it again! Use the pitchfork! Drat! Move faster woman! (flails arms around while still looking through the hole)
Toph: (walks past and see me doing all those things) ...I don't wanna know
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(A few moments later)
Me: Wow, it's quiet, too quiet...they must be making out.
Zuko: No, we aren't unfortunately, I'm just silent cause the small space is killing me and cause of my internal bleeding.
Me: I see...oh hi Aang!
Katara: What? Aang's there? Aang! Let me out!
Aang: Again with the 'me' thing, aren't you ever going to think about the people around you?
Zuko: Seriously.
Katara: I wouldn't be talking emo boy! So far, I've been listening to Zuko going, 'Oh I'm allergic to water,' or 'I'm fcking claustrophobic!'.
Me: Hold on...what was being claustrophobic again?
Zuko: It means I'm afraid of..."
Aang: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus!
Everyone:...
Me: Yeah sure Aang, Zuko's afraid of Santa Claus.
Aang: (laughs) Ok Zuko then, HOHOHO!
Zuko: ...
Aang: You aren't scared?
Zuko: No.
Me: (sighs)
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Zuko: That's it! I can't take it anymore! I'm claustrophobic, I'm getting the heck out of here! Aang! Get us out of here!
Aang: Why?
Zuko: Cause I'm claustrophobic!
Aang: Nice try Zuko, but there's no Santa Claus in there.
Zuko: ARGH! Let me out!
Me: (laughs) This is fun!
TO BE CONTINUED...
R&R!
P.S. I got that 'claustrophobic joke thing' from Spongebob. XD