"Wow, I can't believe Master Shifu is dead" said Jet, "Yeah I wonder who could've done such a horrible thing" said Viper. After some time Monkey, Crane, Mantis and Tigress exited their
rooms and saw Jet and Tigress sitting down sulking, "Hey guys what's the matter?" asked Tigress as she sat next to Jet, "Master Shifu is dead" said a very sad Jet, "You've gotta be
fucking joking!" exclaimed Mantis, "Do I fucking look like I'm joking?!" yelled Jet, "You wanna go pretty boy?!" yelled Mantis, "I'll kick your fucking ass anyday!" replied Jet all angry, "JET
RELAX!" yelled Tigress and Viper as they held him back. "OK, now since nobody entered the Jade Palace here, we're all suspects" said Jet, "Wait a sec, how do you know nobody entered
the Jade Palace?" questioned Crane, "Listen I have a keen sense of smell and hearing, I'd know if a stranger entered the Jade Palace" replied Jet, "He's right you know" agreed Tigress.
"OK now does anyone here have any animosity towards Master Shifu?" asked Jet, everyone shook their heads no, "Of course... We'd all say no, as nobody wants to arouse any suspicion"
said Jet, "Well how about you?" asked Monkey, "I don't hate Master Shifu" replied Jet, "Of course you'd say that. You wouldn't want to arouse suspicion either" said Monkey in a sly voice,
"What's with the sly voice their Monkey?" questioned Jet, "I don't even know what you're talking about" replied Monkey. "OK let's focus here, Master Shifu is dead and we're all prime
suspects" said Crane, "You're right, let's see what we know, ok we know we're all suspects, I'm sure we know what was used, but since I'm sure only the killer knows, lets see what
would be a possible murder weapon" said Crane,
"Uhmmm... I got a dagger in my room" said Jet
"Mmmhmm...Dagger" said Crane
"I believe there's a rope in my room" said Viper
"OK...rope" said Crane
"There's a shuriken on my bed" said Tigress
"Shuriken, check!" exclaimed Crane
"I have a hammer" said Monkey
"Hammer..." said Crane
"I did see a wrench earlier" said Mantis
"OK a wrench" said Crane
"And there's the Sword of Heros" said Crane
"Now we know the possible weapons, what about locations?" asked Crane, "Well we know... there's our rooms" said Tigress, "the Training Grounds" said Jet, "the Treasure Room" said
Viper, "Outside the palace" said Monkey, "and Shifu's room" said Crane. "OK so we know the weapons and possible locations, now we'd need a motive, ok guys time to put up or shut up,
who here has animosity towards Master Shifu? Don't lie" said Crane "Alright fine, one time Master Shifu kicked me and broke my leg, I still never forgave him" said Jet, "AND THAT LED YOU
TO MURDER DIDN'T IT?!" yelled Mantis in Jet's face, "I swear I'm gonna fucking squish you!" yelled Jet and Tigress put her hand on Jet's shoulder, "Enough" she said. "OK moving on... I
hated Master Shifu because one time he got drunk right? He called me a bird brain, a name that has haunted me since childhood" said Crane. "OK... next story" said Jet, "Well... Ever since
he adopted me, Master Shifu has always treated me like shit" said Tigress, "Master Shifu always underestamates me becasue of my size" said Mantis, "Master Shifu was joking once, and
he tied me in a knot!" sobbed Viper, "WHAT?!" asked Jet, "Yes he was drunk and started being stupid and he tied me in a knot, Crane had to untangle me.. It was horrible" Viper sobbed,
"And Shifu used to hit me with my stick" said Monkey.
"Alright, motives are out of the way... but now it's getting late, I think we should sleep on this until the morning" said Crane, "Careful... Jet may kill us all while we sleep!" smirked Mantis,
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I'LL FUCKING SQUISH YOU!" yelled Jet as Tigress held him back and she dragged him into his room, the two sat on his bed. "Look Jet, Mantis is just trying to get in
your head, I'm sure you didn't do it" said Tigress as she kissed him on his neck, "Oooh Tigress, that turned me on, come on let's have sex" said Jet, "Well... What the hell we haven't done
it for a while" said Tigress as she began to undress, "OH HELL YEAH!" said Jet all turned on, Tigress then jumped in his bed and then...
[INSERT CRAZY WILD TIGRESSxJET SEX FANTASY HERE]
"Oh..Jet...you *huff* *huff* still...got it" said Tigress as she cuddled with Jet, who started to rub her uh... "Down south" if you will, "mmmhmmm Jet that feels good" said a pleasured
Tigress as she began to fall asleep in Jet's arms and after Jet was done doing what he was doing he too fell fast asleep.
OK YOU HEARD WHO HAS WHAT WEAPON, LOCATIONS, MOTIVES AND A SEX SCENE, NOW STAY TUNED FOR ALIBIS