So after that dirty deed was done, Tigress and Crane returned to the Jade Palace, covered in blood so they went to wash up, "Oh my God, Jet I'm so scared, what if one of us gets killed?"
said a panicked Viper, "Viper, listen to me, nobody and I mean nobody is getting killed, alright?" said Jet, Viper just coiled around him gently because she always felt safe around him, and
although Jet seemed all calm on the outside, on the inside he was scared shit. Tigress got out of her shower and Crane got out of his and they joined Jet, "OK guys now we have to look
for clues as to what happened to Po and Master Shifu" said Crane, "Well, let's search the Palace" replied Jet, so they searched high and low, when all of a sudden; Jet had disappeared
and there was a note which was noticed by Tigress and it read:
"I told you someone was going to get it, I'm sure you all doubted me, well I've got Jet and if nobody complies with what I want, then Tigress... You're gonna be single.
FIRST- I want that dagger coated in blood
SECOND- I want you all to show up at the Palace Training Grounds
THIRD- You all will give me the dagger
FOURTH- You will all fight me, one-on-five if you all win Jet is freed, if you lose Jet dies.
Those are my demands failure to meet these demands will result in Jet's death, the only way for him to survive will be to listen to me and defeat me in a fight. I demand all of the above requests
by 6 o'clock tonight.
Signed,
Anonymous
"Quick someone get the dagger!" yelled Tigress. Crane, Monkey, Viper, Mantis and Tigress all frantically searched up and down the palace, which took about 2 hours but they still had at
least 3 hours to go, finally they found the dagger outside of Jet's room, they put it in a bag and hurried to the training grounds and there sat Jet all tied up in a chair and there stood the
killer
It was...
It was..
It was.. [take a guess]
None other than Master Shifu himself with a bottle of Scotch in his hand, "Master?" the Five said in unison, "That's right I faked my own death, and I killed that fat fuck Panda, he had no
right being here, what you thought I believed he was the Dragon Warrior? Get the fuck outta here!" said Master Shifu, obviously drunk, "I don't get Master, why?" said a scared Tigress,
"Why? Why? I'll tell you why!" yelled Master Shifu has he downed another sip of Scotch, "I fucking hate all of you! That's why! All of your stupid fuck ups! Like Jet for instance, what a
troublemaker! Getting into fights, arguing with me! Gimme the Dagger, I'm gonna impale him!" said Master Shifu, drunk as a skunk [err... Red Panda] "No Master! You will fight all of us to
the death!" yelled Tigress, and Master Shifu dropped his bottle of Scotch to the ground and proceeded to fight his students. It really was an epic battle, and Master Shifu had the upper
hand laying a flurry of punches and kicks to the Five, then all of a sudden, Jet broke loose from the rope which had been holding him together and he joined the fight, Jet quickly picked up
Master Shifu's bottle of Scotch and whacked him across the face with it, "You..." said Master Shifu as he concentrated on Jet, but Jet had the upper hand as you see as Master Shifu was
going to give a high kick to Jet, Jet grabbed him and broke his [Master Shifu's] neck, thus killing him. Everyone ran up to Jet and had a big group hug because they were all happy he was
okay, "Well guys we should do something about Master Shifu, I guess we'll just toss him in the river like we did Po" said Jet and everyone agreed, "Wow Jet, what a day" said Tigress as
she kissed him on his cheek. That was it, that was the craziest day everyone ever had.
-THE END-
or is it?
Well that was my fic... Well the main story, I am going to include alternate endings of ya know like different possibilities and outcomes. Hope you enjoyed, also my new rule with my fics, IF
YOU ADD MY STORIES TO YOUR FAVS YOU MUST REVIEW THEM!!!!!!
