SSD: Hey everyone and welcome back to "Pretear in the Feudal Era" or Sengoku Jidai depending on which section you're reading from.

AAF: Anyway we're going back to the place where we left off so keep your shorts on, folks and here is the second chapter. peace.

SSD: I wasn't finished! Besides, we forgot to do the disclaimer last chapter. Sesshoumaru!

Sesshoumaru: What do you want, wench? -- ╬

SSD: You get to do the disclaimer for us.

Sesshoumaru: Why?

AAF: whispers Do you really think this is a good idea, I mean he could like chop us into like two.

SSD: whispers Of course it's a good idea. He wouldn't hurt me seeing how I am his mate-to-be.

Sesshoumaru: ahem, you do realize I can hear everything you are saying, right?

SSD&AAF: sweatdrop -()

Sesshoumaru: sigh Apparently these two bakas are out of commission for the moment. Looks like I will have to start off. Oh, and, SSD, you are going to pay for that "woman" joke. heh heh

Disclaimer: SilverSerpentDragon and animearlinefreak do not own Inuyasha or Pretear. Though SSD belongs to Sesshoumaru.

AAF: Tch, she wishes! Well some of the characters are going to be OOC and if our spelling's bad sue me not her, K!

Chapter 2: Showdown: Sesshoumaru vs. Hayate!

(before Sesshoumaru and Himeno met)

Hayate flew out of the well on the wind current and landed on the soft grass. "What the hell? Where the hell is this and how did I get here? Damnit, where is that tulip head!" He shouted as he rapidly scanned the area. Damn it, why can't I have a good sense of smell to go along with these powers? Then I could just manipulate the air currents and get a whiff, therefore easy locating. Hmm, her smell, cherries and—(we interrupt this story on the account of Hayate's perverted mind. thank you)

Hayate blushed a bright red as his thoughts took a turn south. He shook his head in a hope to banish the indecent thoughts. Hayate noticed very recent footprints heading towards the west. They were about the same size as Himeno's feet. He set off following the trail.

It was about two minutes later that he came across Himeno conversing with a strange silver haired female. Hayate noticed the pink haired pretear backing away in fear. Seeing the woman advancing on his tulip-head, Hayate reacted. "Himeno!"

with Himeno

Himeno reflexively closed her eyes as the clawed hand neared her. Her eyes snapped open when she hear a familiar voice call out her name. Sesshoumaru halted his claw in time to turn and stop a blue sword from severing his remaining arm.

"Hayate!" Himeno cried in surprise when she recognized her savior.

"Get the hell out of here, you baka tulip-head!" Hayate yelled as he parried a strike from Seshoumaru's Tokijin. "I won't let anyone hurt you, not even a silver haired woman freak!"

Seshoumaru froze. His body started to shake in rage and his golden eyes turned a deep blood red. "Ningen, you will die for insulting this Sesshoumaru. I will not tolerate people calling me an onna anymore!"

With blinding speeds, the dog demon lunged at Hayate with the Tokijin poised to strike. Hayate barely dodged the assault but was nicked on the arm. Okay, play time's over! The Wind Knight readied the Wind Sword as Sesshoumaru attacked yet again. The Demon Lord and Hayate collided, their swords crossed in an X. Hayate, unable to continue the weapon lock, fired a burst of wind at the enraged demon. Sesshoumaru was thrown back by the sudden gust, his armor shattering under the pressure. Some of the fragments dug deep into Sesshoumaru's muscular chest. However, Sesshomaru managed to fire off a minor Soryuuha that pierced Hayate's left shoulder.

Realizing that swords were of no use in injuring their opponent, they cast the weapons instead. Hayate pounced on the demon lord and summoned some wind blades. In a slashing motion with his right arm, the wind blades flew towards Sesshoumaru's lovely face. Four long slash marks appeared on Sesshoumaru's right cheek. The lord's eyes narrowed in fury as the silver haired demon retaliated. Sesshoumaru slashed at Hayate with his claws and made his own mark on the wind knight. Hayate placed a hand over the bleeding wound as he started to hiss. Sesshoumaru snarled a challenge.

They leapt at each other. Shirts were shredded, hair being pulled, and sweat glistened on their well built bodies.

In the background, poor Himeno watched the fight in horrified fascination. Drool leaked out the corner of her as she watched Hayate's sweaty and blood stained body. By her side was the newly arrived Leafe Knights and the Inuyasha crew staring at the savage sight before them. Both sides had never seen such ferocity displayed by their respective friend/acquaintance. Inuyasha collapsed to the ground in a fit of laughter; seeing his brother degraded to such a state was hilarious to the hanyou. The Leafe Knights stared at their unofficial leader bit Sesshoumaru's shoulder in a fit of bestial rage. Go and Kei numbly put their hands over Shin, Hajime, and Mannen's eyes.

"Shield your eyes children," Kei stated, his eyes never leaving the fighting males.

"I AM NOT A KID!" Mannen shouted while trying to pry Go's hands from their position as blindfold.

The fighting duo halted and slowly shifted their attention to their audience. Sesshoumaru had Hayate in a headlock with the wind knight biting into the demon lord's only arm. Hayate's hair was no longer in its ponytail but rather mussed up. Sesshoumaru's hair was much worse. The once silky strands were now dirt covered, blood stained and a comb's worst nightmare. The two took into account their position and separated quicker than a lightning strike.

Attempting to save his remaining dignity, Sesshoumaru turned towards the forest and walked away with a whispered, "Ijirashii."

Inuyasha recovered momentarily from his laughter to see Sesshoumaru storming off. "Oi, Sesshoumaru! I didn't know you swung that way! Mark him yet?"

Sesshoumaru stopped, turned, and gave his half-brother a glare that would freeze Hell over. "Do not make me kill you, little brother." He then resumed his trek into the forest.

Inuyasha huddled behind Sango, fearful of his older half brother's glare and not noticing where his hands were placed. A fiery aura sprung up around the demon exterminator and Miroku glared at the one who was groping HIS Sango. Inuyasha noticed the angry glare and had a feeling of impending doom.

"Ooh, Inuyasha's going to get it now," Shippo said gleefully.

"Mother," Inuyasha squeaked as Sango's Hiraikotsu and Miroku's staff collided with his skull.

The Pretear crew stared at the strange group. Kei coughed to get their attention. "Excuse me, but could you tell us where we are?"

Miroku was the first to snap out of his rage induced haze. "I'm sorry, I didn't realize that there were others here. I am Miroku, a humble monk and you are currently at the border of the Western Lands and Inuyasha Forest."

"I am Kei and these are my comrades. Go," he pointed to the brown/red haired teen. "Sasame, the shirtless one is Hayate," Kei received a glare from the Wind knight. "gulp Mannen," the blond knight pointed at the light blue haired twelve year old, "Hajime," he pointed at the orange haired nine year old, "and Shin," he pointed at the six year old blond boy that was hugging Himeno's legs.

"And I'm Himeno Awayuki," the pink haired girl bowed.

Miroku approached Himeno and took her hands in one of his. "Lady Himeno, would you be so kind as to bear my children?"

Himeno blushed and sweat dropped. As she was about to say no, she felt something rubbing her butt. Her embarrassment swiftly turned to feminine outrage. "Hentai!" She delivered a solid uppercut that launched the perverted monk back by fifteen feet and up by ten.

The rest of the Inuyasha gang who wasn't unconscious backed away from the enraged pink haired girl. Sango nervously scratched the nape of her neck. "Heh heh, he forgot to mention that he was a pervert. I'm Sango by the way. The idiot in red that's unconscious is Inuyasha. And the little guy is Shippo. The cat is Kilala."

The thought running through all the Pretear crew's minds was, What a bunch of freaks. While Himeno and Hayate had the extra thought of She could have warned me/Himeno earlier.

Sango looked at the unconscious forms of the monk and half-demon and sighed. She set the giant boomerang down and proceeded to drag both men towards Kilala. The fire cat transformed into her larger form and allowed her to place the men on the feline's back. She turned to the Leafe Knights. "Your friend is hurt pretty bad, would you like to come with us to Kaede's home?"

The group nodded their heads in agreement and followed the odd group. Hayate and Himeno stayed for a bit longer. Himeno walked up to the injured knight and tried to wrap her arm around his waist.

Hayate pushed her away. "I don't need any help from y—OW!" Himeno poked his wounded side.

"Don't need my help huh? Then why is it you're crying after I only touched a little scratch? Now, let me help you." She successfully wrapped her arm around Hayate's waist and let his arm wrap around her shoulders to brace himself. Himeno blushed at the contact remembering that Hayate was currently without a shirt.

Hayate blushed as he recalled his previous thoughts from before his battle with Sesshoumaru. With Hayate leaning on Himeno for support, they trailed slowly after the group.

SSD: End of chapter! Did you guys like the ending? Hey, can you guys review me too instead of just AAF? I'm feeling left out here. WHAT'S SHE HAVE THAT I DON'T? examines body in full length mirror

AAF: Oh don't feel bad SSD, they'll make a review for you too, just you wait. K! Besides, I liked the ending, it was so romantic! starry-eyed like Yayoi (-)

SSD&Sesshoumaru: roll eyes You have to be kidding me.

Sesshoumaru: SSD, I can't believe that you did that woman joke again! Get over here!

SSD: gulp runs into closet

Sesshoumaru: follows after

AAF: closes the door Well they're going to be busy for awhile, and the next chapter is coming your way called, "Unexpected visitor" So stay tuned.

In the background you hear muffled noises and screams from the closet.

Sesshomaru: "Oi, what are you going to do with that thing AH!"

SSD: "Well you shouldn't have moved!"

AAF: Sweat drop whispers " I don't know these crazies."

What they're actually doing is SSD is giving Sesshoumaru his Flu shot

Ja'ne