SSD: Hey minna-san! SilverSerpentDragon here with the third chapter of "Pretear in the Feudal Era"! I have to do this chapter alone seeing how my co-author, animearlinefreak, is currently grounded for "copywriting" me. Curse you, administrators! We put this story under both names so that we could squeeze more reviews from the public! Ummm…..I didn't just say that aloud, did I?

Sesshoumaru: Yes, you did, Jen-chan.

SSD: What are you still doing here? I thought you went to go torture Jaken or something.

Sesshoumaru: Your point? I came so I could exact revenge for the injury you gave me.

SSD: I was worried for your health. Besides I don't want you catching Bird Flu.

Sesshoumaru: Kono Sesshoumaru is not an avian.

SSD: No, you aren't, but there is still such a thing as Dog Flu.

Sesshoumaru:…..

Hayate: teleports in Hey, SSD, where's AAF? And what's fem-boy doing here?

Sesshoumaru: eyes turn red grrrrrrr.

SSD: restrains Sesshoumaru by putting a rosary on his neck Osuwari. WHAM Calm yourself, Sess-kun. AAF isn't here right now, Hayate. And I wish you would get along with Sesshoumaru.

Hayate: huffs He started it by attacking Himeno. As a Leafe Knight, it is my duty to protect the Pretear.

SSD: For goading Sesshoumaru, you get to do the disclaimer.

Hayate: sighs Why me? ahem

Disclaimer: Neither SilverSerpentDragon or animearlinefreak own Inuyasha™ or Prétear™. SSD does belong to Sesshoumaru and AAF wishes she belonged to Hayate.

Hayate: What the hell! AAF, when you get back you have some explanations to do! > ╬

SSD: On with Chapter 3! hides behind Sesshoumaru to escape an angry Hayate Oh, and some characters may be OOC.

Sesshoumaru: --()

Chapter 3: Unexpected Visitor

"Tadaima!" Kagome shouted as she entered her shrine home. She took off her shoes and slipped on her fuzzy pink house slippers. Hojo entered behind her and donned the guest slippers.

"Okinawari, Kagome-chan," Higurashi-san greeted from the kitchen. "How was your day at school? Oh, hello, Hojo-kun, back already?" Higurashi-san dead panned.

"Well…"

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"Kagome!"

The raven haired girl turned around to found her friends Eri, Yuri, Ayumi call her. She went over to her friends. "Hey guys what's up?"

"Hey Kagome, how are you do you fell after you went to the hospital for Rheumatism?" Asked Eri, the short haired friend.

Kagome sweat dropped when she heard this and laughed nervously. "Ha, Ha, Ha, well I fell a lot better now, now let's go to class before we're late." The girls agreed with their friend as they headed to their first class of the day. Gramps, I can't believe you told them I had Rheumatism, why can't you tell them I had a cold.

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Kagome packed her work that she missed from her "sickness." She sighed in exasperationas she thought of the algebra she would have to make up. She started voyage home when she heard an annoying, persistent boy.

"Higurashi-san!" A cracked voice called out.

She groaned in agony as she plastered a fake smile on. "Hello Hobo, I mean Hojo." Oh how she loathed that annoying voice. Would he just finish with puberty already?

"Higurashi-san I heard you were recovered from Rheumatism." He fishes through his pack and came upon his gift. "Here, I got this for you to you know uhh…get better."

She opened the package to reveal a shrunken head. Kagome politely resisted the urge to gag. "Why, Hojo, that's very uhh…considerate of you." She slowly backs away. "Uhh…I have to go now, it's lasagna night and I can't be late, thanks for the gift it was nice."

"Oh, lasagna I love lasagna would you mind if I join you?" He slightly nudged her side.

"Hojo I'm not sure if—"

"I'm certain it would be fine. I know your mother wouldn't, she enjoys my company." He hooks his arms with Kagome's as he skipped to the shrine. However, Hojo failed to realize her mother's resentment towards his presence.

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Higurashi-san, in the kitchen and fixing lasagna, contemplated smacking Hojo with the frying pan in her hand. She briefly wondered why she put up with his insistent courting of her daughter when she knew that Kagome was not in the least attracted to him. Poor boy was so dense he didn't even realize that Kagome was completely engrossed with Inuyasha, despite the fights they had.

"That's nice dear, oh Hojo I don't mind your visits." She said in a rather sarcastic voice.

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"That was a lovely plate of lasagna, your mom makes, see you Kagome." Hojo waves lovingly at Kagome before departing.

Kagome sighs in relief as she heads upstairs preparing her departure to the feudal era. I hope Inuyasha doesn't get mad about me arriving late again.

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A very exhausted Kagome hauls an overstuffed yellow backpack towards the bone eaters well. She slides open shoji doors and without a second thought, jumps into the well, not realizing a gasp that came soon after.

Jojo, err I mean Hojo approached the shoji doors followed right after her. A gasp escaped his mouth at what he saw. He rushed to the well praying Kagome wasn't injured only to find no one was there. Hojo was very confused. Deciding to take a risk for his "beloved" and jumps in right after.

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The rays of the setting sun washed over her athletic figure as she climbed out of the well. As she reaches the top her loveable hanyou waited on the opposite side.

"It's about time you got here, couldn't you be any slower?" said a disgruntled half demon. He body was leaned against the well in composed manner. His arms were crossed his six pack chest, as he waited impatiently for Kagome. A large amount of bumps sprouted from the top of head.

Kagome stared at the half demon in concern. She blinked a few times before realizing she wasn't seeing things. "I-Inu-Inuyasha what's with the lumps, did you stick your head in a beehive?" Obviously she had been hanging around Sango for far too long.

He grumbled incoherently but Kagome could pick up phrases like "she's been hanging around Sango too much" and "couldn't she keep her mouth shut?" He grabbed her things intent on leaving when he a familiar pre-puberty voice come from the well.

"Hello, anyone up there, can someone help me out? There's no ladder here." Whined Hojo.

The curious teens both look over the well dreading their suspicions weren't correct. They both groaned but helped the pathetic teen anyway.

"What the hell is Hoho doing here, did you cover your tracks well Kagome?" Asked Inuyasha, stared at Kagome with suspicion.

Kagome rubbed the back of her neck and nervously laughed. "Why of course I did, Yashie."

"Grr, Kagome you said you wouldn't call me by that name in public!" Inuyasha yelled into Kagome's face.

"Oops, well gomen, gomen, I didn't mean for it to slip." She said in a more calm voice.

"Feh, whatever let's go to back to the others, just get rid of Hobo over there!" He pointed his index finger dangerously at Hojo who still was dazed in confusion as to where he was and what the heck just happened.

Kagome obeyed Inuyasha's orders and tried to persuade the ever so dense Hojo into leaving, though his love for Kagome didn't make him budge an inch; resulting in her dragging him with her.

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Hayate yelped in pain as Keade bandaged his wounds. The old miko shook her head at the Wind Knight's intolerance to pain. "Ye wound is not that serious. 'Tis only a minor cut."

"Listen, Granny, I don't know what your idea of a minor cut is, but this is not minor!" The blue haired knight yelled.

"Quit being a baby, Hayate!" Himeno yelled at the simpering knight.

"What would you know about pain, tulip-head?"

Sango sweat dropped. "If Inuyasha and Kagome were to die in this era, I would say that these two would be their reincarnations."

Miroku nodded sagely. "Indeed, Sango. However, Hayate is very lucky that he doesn't have beads of subjugation." His hand crept closer to Sango's shapely butt. His treasure was secured for only a moment.

Twitch, twitch. "HENTAI!"

Miroku gently rubbed the red hand print that was now glowing on his face. " It was worth the pain."

Shippo bounded into the infirmary. "Inuyasha and Kagome are back with some weird looking guy!"

Curious about the kitsune's comment, Hayate and Himeno quit their fighting. They rushed out—well, Himeno did, Hayate was held back by Kaede—to greet the new comers. The other Leafe Knights overheard Shippo's excitement and were curious as to who Kagome was.

Right about now Inuyasha and Kagome come out of the forest with Hojo trailing behind them. The dense, idiot looks around his surroundings wandering how he ended up in such a primitive area.

"Why can't we take Bobo back to his time?"

"For the last time it's Hojo!"

"Keh, what do have feelings for this weakling?" He said in a jealous tone of voice.

"Grr!" Kagome growled in a fit of rage, counting in to ten. 1…2..3…

"Wench, I can't believe you'd stoop that low, at least I have better taste in humans."

4…5…6…

"Like Kikyo, at least she's much powerful than this weakling."

"GRR, THAT DOES IT! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! AND FOR GOOD MEASURE, OSUWARI!"

The Leafe Knights watched this display in shock. "Geez, they're worse than Hayate and Himeno," Go commented.

"No kidding, I hope Hayate doesn't get one those necklace things," Mannen added as he remembered the beads that flashed every time Kagome said "osuwari."

Hayate finally freed himself from Kaede's badgering and leaned against the hut's door frame. He did a double take looking from Himeno to Kagome and back. "Oi, tulip-head, I think her uniform is shorter than yours. Hm, wish yours was that short." The wind knight muttered the last part, but it was loud enough for some certain people to hear.

Inuyasha glared at him for checking out his girl, Kagome was flushed with embarrassment and anger, Sasame's eyes were wide and staring at Hayate incredulously, and Himeno… Himeno calmly turned to Kagome, her cheeks burning from both anger and embarrassment.

"Do you have any more of those bead necklaces?"

"Umm, let me check. Inuyasha, my bag please, or else I say the word."

"eep," The inu-hanyou immediately dropped the yellow pack and hid Hojo.

"Arigatou, umm, let's see…" she pulled out ramen, school books, dolls, a gameboy advance, a CD player, a TV, and "What the heck is Godzilla doing in my bag?" Kagome asked as she stared at the fifty foot bipedal reptile.

The mutated reptile advanced toward the groups as they prepared for action—Hayate and Kagome excluded. Himeno turned to Hajime.

"Let's Prét!" The pink haired Pretear ordered.

"Right."

They clasped hands and a light show ensued; the Pretear of Water had emerged. The Leafe Knights began to blast their energy attacks at the rampaging mutant. Sasame unleashed a Sonic Arrow, Go let loose fire, Mannen countered Go's fire with his ice and flash-freezed the reptile, Kei threw useless flashes of light, Himeno began putting out the fires Godzilla caused with its fire breath. Shin used his vines to prevent the mutant from moving. The Inuyasha crew snapped out of their daze and joined the attack. Inuyasha launched a Wind Scar at the thick hided mutant, Miroku threw useless spirit wards. Sango landed the finishing blow with Hiraikotsu while riding Kilala. The bone boomerang sliced through the reptiles scales and gutted it.

Kagome meanwhile was still pulling out random object after object. She was currently surrounded by a jet liner, a cruise ship, an armored tank, a helicopter, several Ti-pis, romance mangas, candy, chips, and Hojo's useless "remedies." "Aha! I found it!" She looked up from her pack and realized that everyone but her, Hayate, and Shippo were covered in "demon" guts.

"Eww!" Kagome just about gaged from not only the sight she saw but the smell as well. "Oh, uh…here uh…I meant to give this to Sango for her umm…predicament but I see you might need it more than her."

She handed the beads to Himeno when Sango complained. "Kagome you promised you'd make me some enchanted beads for me but you give it away!"

"Oh, don't worry, Sango, I have plenty more where that came from." She dumps the rest of her contents revealing five more necklaces. The rest of the adult males gulped and backed away from the evilly grinning women. "Okay now after you ladies are done let's take a bath shall we?"

The women agreed with her commands and started to chase their targets. The men tried to desperately flee from the crazed women, though it was futile. The two targets each had the enchanted beads around each of their necks, and the commands were spoken.

"Miroku Roll Over!"

"Hayate Heel!"

Miroku dropped to the ground and began to roll on his back. Hayate, however, flew through the air to land at Himeno's feet in a compromising position. He dazedly looked up and made a very dangerous remark.

"Yellow panties do not suit you."

Himeno fumed. "Heel!"

"Yeoch!" There was a loud pop as the Wind Knight's back cracked.

Himeno dusted her hands at her accomplishment. She and Sango turned in unison towards Kagome. "We're ready for our bath now." The girls head off to where Kagome went off as they leave behind the mess of boys.

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SSD: Guess what, guys! AAF was able to help after all! Sorry, but I'm a slacker. In fact, this was mostly her work, I took over the fight scene and some of the more perverted stuff.

AAF: Yeah I'm back after so long—SSD: You weren't even gone that long! You are so over dramatic.

AAF: Glares at SSD Well I guess she will be giving you the translations for both chapters now.

SSD: shrugs shoulders So what? I'm sure that the die hard fans of the real anime know what I'm talking ab—OW! don't hit me! Sesshy, AAF is being mean to me!

Sesshoumaru: Don't hit Dragon-chan.

AAF: Well now that this is over and done for let me tell you the next chapter to look out for, "Sake and Hot Springs equal chaos"

Hayate: Don't protect her, fem-boy! Look at what she did to you! She made us have a cat-fight for crying out loud!

Sesshoumaru: You deserved it, however, that Flu shot I did not like.

AAF&SSD: slowly back away and then break into a run

Haya&Sesshy: chase after the authors

Bye!