SSD: Hey everyone! I'm sure you all like my writing style, but I cannot hog all the glory for this fic. Therefore, my co-author, animearlinefreak, will be taking over for this chapter because I am busy making a present for my grandmother. Here she is—AAF!

AAF: Hey what about the interview, damn it you just wanted to get out of it. Well, please welcome the Leafe Knights and Inu crew.

Hoho er, I mean Hojo: "Hey, what about me you did not mention me, well am I not special?"

AAF: (sweat) Well anyway back to the other important cast—Hojo: Hey that was uncalled for.

AAF: Oh someone help him please. (In comes Hayate and the other good looking men from the leafe knights a.k.a. Sasame help out the poor author.)

Hojo: Mmm, mmm (is currently tied up and laying on the railroad tracks as a train comes by with dynamite)

Hayate: You owe me big time! Especially after that episode with the beads of subjugation. Himeno has yet to remove them.

AAF: Really? hmm….

Hayate: Don't you even dare. (Slowly starts to back away)

Himeno: Heel Hayate!

Hayate: ACk!

Disclaimer: animearlinefreak and SilverSerpentDragon do not own Inuyasha or Pretear but is really close to owning it! EH, Eh, Eh, Eh! (Cough) (Cough) Oh and some of the character are going to be way OOC!

The cast: (Slowly back away from the crazy author and pray that SSD returns soon.)

Chapter 4: Sake and Hot Springs equal chaos, Part One

"Ahh." The girls sighed as they relaxed their tired and dirty bodies. It was dark now, the moon shone over the hot springs creating a very magical atmosphere. Yes, it would be a lovely night for lovers to gaze upon the moon and stars or have some peeping toms to come out too. Either way it would be a lovely night.

"It a lovely night, don't you agree?" Asked the tulip headed girl.

"Yeah." Kagome responded.

"Ditto." Said Sango.

"Yeah it would be a lovely night if we had someone we loved with us." Himeno sighed before dipping her head into the warm water.

Kagome and Sango look at each other then stared at Himeno with evil gleams to their eyes. "Oh, do you have someone in mind that you want to tell us?"

Himeno gulped. "Umm…well uh no not really." The stares intensified. "Alright, I give. mumble mumble."

"What was that?" Kagome and Sango chorused.

"I said Hayate alright! Now you have to tell me yours!" She bellowed.

"Alright, alright we'll tell you." The Inuyasha girls cringed.

"Inuyasha," Kagome sighed with hearts in her eyes.

"Miroku, don't ask me why I like him, but I do," Sango muttered in defeat.

"Hey, when we get back we can have loads of fun with the guys. I have several bottles of sake in my bag that I uncovered when I was searching for those necklaces," Kagome stated.

"But were minors," Himeno replied.

"What are minors?" Sango asked.

"It means that we're not old enough to drink alcoholic beverages," Himeno informed the demon slayer.

"Oh, we don't have an age limit on drinking in this era."

The three girls grinned wickedly as they began to plot the night's events.

"So which fella do you think is hotter?" At the mention of this, the guys came into hearing range.

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"Alright men we have mission we must accomplish." Miroku paused to create a dramatic effect. "Our mission: see the women bathe."

The men ignored Miroku's perverseness as if he wasn't there, though it did catch some men's interested. The perverted monk ranted about how they should peek on the girls and it being in their nature for the next five minutes. "C'mon, are you men or children?"

"We are not kids!" Mannen shouted.

"Yeah," Shin and Hajime pouted in unison.

Go, now interested, began to search through Kagome's bag, and pulled out other random things such as the Titanic and the Twin Towers. He also found some sake bottles and finally after two minutes of searching found the candy. Go grinned a toothy smile, handed the children the candy and held up the sake bottles. "Hey, looks like we could have a good time with these."

The guys grinned from ear to ear. "I'm probably sure we can loosen the girls up with these." The grins on the men if possible, grew wider. "So men let's go!" Miroku yelled a battle cry. The men yelled a war cry as well and started to leave the campsite.

Hojo began to follow but was stopped by Inuyasha and Hayate.

"Where do you think you're going?" Inuyasha growled.

"Umm, can't I come too?" Hojo asked with a flushed face.

"NO! Someone has to watch the kids while most of the fighters are gone. You fit a woman's description so it's your duty to stay here," Hayate ordered before leaving with the others dragging Kei, Sasame, and Inuyasha with them. Though, unknown to the men Hojo followed after.

Meanwhile with the kids… Shippo had the candy in his paws and was not sharing with the Leafe Knights.

"Hey give us some candy. Go gave us that so we could share!" Mannen shouted.

"…"

"He's right and if you don't surrender the "treasure" we'll have to take it by force," Hajime threatened.

Hajime and Mannen took fighting stances, preparing for a battle ahead of time if Shippo didn't surrender the goodies. Shippo, however, didn't release the prized candy and then the battle began.

They threw their best attacks, which was fire, ice, and water. Punches were thrown, the knights and the fox cried from their brutal attacks. Mannen and Hajime combined water and ice and hope's of freezing the fox demon, but he dodged the attack by an inch. Another ice spear was hauled towards his direction. He easily blocked Mannen's attack by melting his spear with his fox fire, though Hajime put out his fire with his water flail, nearly drowning poor Shippo. Shin, however, who wasn't involved, was munching on the "treasure" the others were fighting their lives for.

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Several yards away the men were crouched behind a bush large enough to hide them all. Miroku was nearest to the girls, next to Miroku with a goofy smile plastered on his face was Go, then Hayate was shyly peeping out of the bush, next in line was Inuyasha who was praying he wouldn't be spotted and face Kagome's wrath, Sasame who didn't show interest in the men's "mission," and Kei who shared Sasame's sentiments.

"Ha, Ha, Ha! That would be a brilliant, but, Kagome, don't you think that's a little umm…dirty." Sango asked Kagome with a tint of pink upon her cheeks.

"Oh Sango don't be shy, you know you want to see some action, especially with you know who." Himeno nudged Sango as Sango turns red as a tomato. The girls laughed at Sango's embarrassment as the poor girl turned redder, if possible.

The men on the other hand were very curious as to what their brilliant plan was. They moved closer to hear more of their conversation as they heard something that would make them forever alter their view of the girls.

"Ahh."

"Himeno, we both envy you."

"W-What, why?" She started to turn red.

"You get to be with several men who aren't perverted." Sango said.

"Umm…well I haven't really thought it like that, heh, heh." Her blush turned a dark shade of pink. Slightly embarrassed from their answer she dunked her head into the water.

"Himeno, I've been meaning to ask you this earlier but from earlier circumstances…" She turned her head toward the bushes, half expecting Miroku to pop out of the bushes any second now. Shrugging it off she continued her question, unknown to her that Miroku was trying to do the exact same thing. "I wanted to know what was with that blinding light for a millisecond, before your clothes changed and how you gained powers which I didn't sense up until now?"

"That well I guess I must tell you now…" She told Sango and Kagome about her being the Pretear and how she must stop Fenril from stealing the world's leafe along with the Leafe Knights. Kagome and Sango then in return told her about the Shikon no Tama and Naraku, and his plans of he wanted to do with the jewel.

The men on the other hand were bored out their of minds and were planning on falling asleep then and there, when a certain subject caught their attention.

"Okay girls on a scale of one to ten what do think is Inuyasha?"

"Five."

"Six, only because he has a pack."

"Umm. Nine. What about Go?"

Himeno thought for a moment as the men wait for her answer. "I guess, six."

"Oh, this isn't a personality quiz, this is about looks." Kagome proudly stated. "I give him a four, on account of a show I watch."

"A four as well, and my reason is the eyebrows, they're too bushy for my taste."

Poor Go was desperately trying to cover his very bushy eyebrows as the others gloated with more pride. Sasame and Kei were the only men who didn't really care about their looks and tried to calm Go as best as possible.

"Now next would be have to be Kei, who wants to start first? Himeno asked.

"I will, I would give him a two because his hair style reminds me of mine."

"The same because of his hair, though I would really want fashion tips from him on hair styles."

"I must agree with the both because of his hair, when I first met him I thought he was a woman."

The girls pause for a moment before laughing hysterically. A gloved hand covered his feminine face. He cries silently body shaking slightly. Why must I suffer this humiliation? Questioned Kei's mind.

"Okay I'm going to choose next Hojo."

"Eww" Himeno and Kagome were repulsed from her speaking that name out, but they had no choice they had to vote.

"Damn, I can't go by personality so I'll give that stalker a three." Kagome "feh"ed. The other girls sweat dropped, thinking she has been hanging out with dog boy for far too long.

"I know very little of Homo, I err, Hojo so a four. He looks kind."

"Well I don't really know him at all so a two, he's not my type."

Hojo: "…"

"Now to the more attractive men, Sasame!" Kagome yelled with enthusiasm.

"Oh well that's easy an eight, not only is he good looking but nice too." Himeno sighed thoughts drifting into la la land.

"Seven, no second thought." Sango said following Himeno into la la land.

"Seven too, his glasses make him look sexy, Hoot"

Inuyasha's ego deflated a bit because she never said "he" was sexy. Sasame hid with embarrassment as the guys hooted for him. Hayate on the other hand was slightly jealous and upset about it too.

Four minutes later….

The girls were out of their la la state as they came down to the last two men on their list.

"Hayate? Himeno asked.

The girls faces turned beat red and answer simultaneously. "Twenty!" They shouted and giggled giddily.

Hayate smiled slightly, a light pink tinge across his cheeks. The other guys stared at him incredulously wondering, How the heck could he get a twenty when it was only up to ten. Miroku's ego boosted to higher levels. "You know what they say, 'Always save the best for last.'" The perverted monk smirked at the scowls directed his way.

"No way is Kagome or Sango going to rate you higher than a twenty." Inuyasha snarled, though his gaze was fixed on the Wind Knight.

The girls calmed down from their laughter. "Only one left is Miroku," Kagome stated. A serious expression became affixed to each girls face. "Two, I prefer long hair."

"Three, I prefer blue hair," Himeno blushed prettily.

"That pervert doesn't deserve a rank!" Because he outclasses them all. "But I will consent to a three out of pity."

Miroku's ego was shattered! He was currently huddled in a corner of the bush sulking. "WHY, SANGO, WHY! I DESERVE MUCH BETTER THAN—"

The other guys each slapped a hand over his mouth. "Shut up!" They hissed in unison.

As luck would have it, the bush finally collapsed under the strain of all six peeping toms. They all barreled down the hillside and landed smack dab in the middle of the girls. Hayate landed in Himeno's lap with her head resting on his shoulder, Inuyasha's head was being supported by Kagome's chest, and Miroku landed face down in the spring over Sango's lower region. Each girl blushed in rage and the dreaded commands began to echo through the previously quiet night.

Hojo, from his hiding space, sighed in relief that he was not the one being caught in the act. He stood and turned to leave when a tree root seemed to sprout up from the ground. Shrieking like a girl, he tumbled down the hillside and landed with a splash on top of Kei, Sasame, and Go. He shifted nervously as not only the girls glared at him, but Hayate, Inuyasha, and Miroku were leveling him with death glares.

"Heh, heh, would you believe me if I said I was a figment of your imagination?" Hojo gulped as all the guys glared/stared at him incredulously thinking, Does he really expect that to work?

The girls didn't buy it. They each wrapped a towel around their body, not caring that it got soaked. Making sure it was secure, the enraged females exited the spring and walked to conveniently placed boulder. They glared menacingly at all the peeping toms in the spring who were scared stiff. The girls heaved and threw the boulder at them. The Leafe Knights had enough sense to teleport out of the way, Inuyasha grabbed Miroku and leapt out of the boulder's trajectory, Hojo, however, was not so lucky. Sure, he managed to scramble most of the way out of its path, but he still got his legs crushed.

The girls nodded in satisfaction, dusted their hands, and grabbed their clothes before heading to a different area so they could get dressed.

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The guys sunk into the warm waters, sighing in relief. Since their clothes were soaked, Go had started a fire to dry them as the guys relaxed in the hot spring this time. Kei was secretly stealing glances at Miroku, wondering why he felt a slight attraction to the perverted monk; HE WAS A GUY DAMMIT!

"Well, that was certainly interesting," Go stated as he reflected on the happenings from a few minutes ago.

"It was worth the pain," Miroku said in a wise tone, though he was still feeling the pain of all those "roll overs" his beloved Sango subjected him to.

"Feh, baka bozou, this is all your fault," Inuyasha accused even as pink tinge spread across his cheeks, recalling his previous position with Kagome.

"Ugh," Hojo moaned painfully as another flash of pain seared up from his legs.

"Your fault you didn't get out of the way, Bobo," Inuyasha growled, still pissed that this weakling dared to peek at his Kagome.

Hojo answered with another pain filled moan. Kei merely shook his head. "I really have to question why we had to spy on the girls."

"What is wrong with you! Those supple, young bodies, firm breasts and you have the audacity to question the male nature!" Go and Miroku chastised the feminine looking man.

Kei backed to the edge of the spring while making warding gestures. Miroku and Go teaming up, not a good thing. As if one pervert wasn't enough to deal with. "Alright, alright, I will not question the male nature again."

Sasame sighed in exasperation. "Honestly, you two, don't you have anything better to do than stare and think of girls all day?"

"And neglect their beauteous youth? NEVER!" The two perverts proclaimed.

"I swear you two know no bounds of restraint," Hayate muttered.

"C'mon, Hayate, you know you enjoyed it. With Himeno, eh?" Go nudged the Wind Knight slightly.

"…" Hayate's cheeks turned a slight pink color as his mind wandered to more dangerous thoughts of him and his tulip head.

"I think he's blushing, guys!" Go teased relentlessly. Unbidden, Hayate's flush grew. "Someone's got a cru-ush, someone's got a cru-ush."

"Shut up, you hot-headed moron!" Hayate then proceeded to shove Go's head into the spring and held it there. When he let up, Go was sputtering.

"What the hell'd you do that for!"

"Would you stop, we're trying to relax. Not get into a water brawl," Sasame chastised.

Inuyasha glanced at the Sound Knight. He received a nod of acknowledgement. He knew the girls were watching, too. "Or maybe we are," He then launched a powerful splash at Miroku. Kagome, you better be in a better mood after this. The things I do to keep her happy.

Miroku sputtered a bit in surprise before leveling a glare at the silver haired hanyou. He grabbed his staff and swung down. The resulting wave soaked Kei, Sasame, and Hayate. All out war had just been declared; of course, most of the guys were ignorant of a camera flash going off every few seconds.

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SSD: Hello, I know I said I wouldn't be working on this chapter, but the Guys in the Hot Spring was all me. Plus the perverted parts, oh and Hojo's crushed legs. Wanna flame, go ahead. I don't care because I had a helluva lot of fun writing this.

AAF: I c'mon. I'm not really in the mood. Five more minutes mom. (sleep)

SSD: Jeez. Get up, Lazy! And I'm not your mother! (pulls sheets from AAF)

AAF: Hey, that wasn't nice, now I'm cold. (Sticks out tongue)

SSD: (does a "Gibbs-smack") Don't stick out your tongue unless you intend to use it.

AAF: God, I swear you hang around Sesshy too much, you perv! (Sends evil rampaging dogs on her).

SSD: (uses a dog whistle) Do not call my Sess-kun "Sesshy", only I can call him that. And yes, I am a pervert, blame Sesshoumaru.

Sesshomaru: (Glares)

AAF: Anyway we still have our guests to deal with now come on and forget everything.

SSD: Sess-kun, I'm not calling you a pervert, just that you induce perverted thoughts in my head. Okay, now that I cleared up that misunderstanding, to our guests. How'd you guys like the first part of Chapter 4?

Himeno: I cannot believe that Hayate would go along with Go and Miroku?

Hayate: Yeah. (thinks) Maybe I would anyway.

Miroku: Thank you, oh great authoresses! You have bestowed upon me the great honor of seeing my beloved Sango the only I should ever see her!

Sango: Hentai! Hiraikotsu! (clobbers Miroku with her boomerang)

AAF: Uh…I think we need to stop for now, but until then See Yah!

SSD: Next chapter will be a Holiday Interlude: Feudal Festival. Ja ne!

Hojo's current situation: The dynamite failed to go off and the train was a fake. Bobo passed out and wet his pants in fright. Damn, I knew we shouldn't have bought those props from ACME.