SSD: Konichiwa wa minna-san! We're here withthe final part of chapter 4! Aren't you all relieved?
AAF: Yeah, it's finally here. And I'm sure everyone wants to know about what happened in the morning to everyone right?
SSD: Yes, yes. But shame to all the people who have read our story and not reviewed. I WANT A PROMOTION DAMN IT!
AAF: Hold your horses, we must at least do half of this and then we get paid. ($-$)
SSD: You've been holding out on me! I didn't know we get paid for this. That means I don't have to get a job, I can just sit on my butt and write fanfiction and get tons of review! Then I'll eventually become a Class 1 Category 1, Unlimited authoress! (laughs maniacally)
AAF: (Sweat drop) Well I think someone has had a little too much caffeine this morning. (drinks her coffee) Hmm coffee.
SSD: (sweat drops) Who's calling the kettle black now?
AAF: Fine, whatever. (rolls eyes) Let's just get this started and quit ranting.
SSD: Right! I call Inuyasha to the stand!
Inuyasha: Nani?
SSD: You do the disclaimer or I fetch Kagome.
Inuyasha: (gulp) Damn it. I'll do your stupid disk layman.
Disclaimer: SilverSerpentDragon and animearlinefreak do not own Inuyasha or Pretear. Some characters may be OOC.
Kagome: Osuwari!
Inuyasha: GAH! SSD, AAF, you lied to me!
SSD&AAF: (laugh insanely while evilly rubbing their hands. AAF pulls out a list of names of people to torture and crosses Inuyasha out. Still more left to do)
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Chapter 4, Part 3: The Morning After
The sun peeked over the horizon and spilled golden rays of light through the eastern facing windows in Edo. Farmers awoke and gathered their tools, even though they were still tired from the noise coming from Lady Kaede's hut. Many wondered what Lady Kagome and her friends were up to since Lady Kaede was visiting a nearby town. The weary farm workers greeted the old priestess as they noticed she was entering the village.
"Kaede-sama," One of the village women called to the aging priestess.
Kaede paused in her walk back to her home. "What be the matter, child?"
"There were strange noises coming from your hut throughout the night. Most of the other villagers were concerned for Kagome-sama and her friends."
Kaede rubbed her chin thoughtfully. "I see, thank ye for thy warning." She then continued to her hut, wondering about what she would find.
The old miko hobbled up the patio to her home and opened the shoji. Her eyes bugged as she took in the disastrous sight. Even with her deteriorating hearing, she could hear moaning from the other rooms. Her eyes widened even more as she pieced together what had happened in her sacred home. She stalked over to one of the rooms and flung the shoji open. What greeted Kaede was unnerving to the old priestess.
There, sharing the same bed were Miroku, Sango, and Kei? The old woman was confused by this as Miroku was currently sandwiched between Sango and Kei, his right hand was groping Sango's rear. Kaede left the room and shut the shoji, her mind could not comprehend the situation. She ventured on to the next room and found the children snoozing with Kilala. At least this was decent, Kaede thought with a smile. The miko glanced at the other rooms and shivered in fear of what she might find. The next room contained Go, Sasame, and Hobo slumped on opposite sides of the room. Kaede sighed in relief and thought that the other rooms were not as bad as the first. She side-stepped the sake bottles that littered the floor as she approached the next room. Inside was Kagome holding Inuyasha's head to her chest, her hands rubbing his ears as they twitched. Inuyasha had his arms around her waist as he snuggled. Kaede blinked, she certainly didn't expect that to happen. She also noticed that Kagome was smiling slightly. Moving on, Kaede approached the last room. Himeno was curled up like a cat while Hayate held her close to his chest, there was a slight flush to his cheeks. Apparently, Kaede thought, he was still drunk.
Moaning was heard from the front room. Kaede sweat dropped as various thoughts entered her mind, of what might be going on. She hobbled as quickly as she can to the front room to watch the events that would soon unfold.
Miroku groaned as the sun's ray of light lit the Spartan room. He tried to put the covers over his head when he felt someone near by. Curious he turned his body around and saw a blond pony tailed man by his side, snuggling up to his body. At that time he wanted to gag, but then nothing came out. He slowly tried to get his body out of the blond's hold as he bumped into another. He flinched and feared that another man might be there, but his worries were gone when he saw the face of his angel. Her face was near his and her lips were puckered up. He flashed a not so innocent smile, as very dirty thoughts entered his mind. His body closed the gap between the two as his lips met Sango's.
The sunlight light woke the sleeping maiden, as she her eyes began to open. However, she noticed something in her face that she would have least expected. Miroku's face was near hers and not only that but his lips were upon hers. Sango did the only thing that a girl would do in that situation. She heaved her huge weapon over her head and gave Miroku a good whack.
"HENTAI!" Screamed the enraged teenager as the monk was thrown several feet away. This woke up Kei resulting in him waking up and screaming himself. Sango now noticing the knight of light yelled as she whacked the poor guy two times.
"Hentai! Hentai!" The knight was thrown a far distant away, rubbing his head.
'What was that all about?' Then Kei started to remember what exactly had taken place of last night.
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Sango ran out of the main room crying, after Miroku, Inuyasha, and Hayate had sung. Kei noted, with a pang of jealousy (mental slap), that the cursed monk followed the demon slayer. The Light Knight shrugged it off and began to chug a new bottle of sake. He started to feel light headed after a few minutes after finishing it off and stumbled after the two, not knowing that he was doing so. He found an "empty" futon and lay down. He snuggled next to the warm "pillow" and fell asleep.
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Sango huffed and stormed out of the room, Miroku following behind. She went to the hot springs to cool off and relax. She dipped her feet into the stream. 'The nerve of lecher, taking advantage of a person when their drunk, IT'S WRONG!' Her eyes suddenly widen when she remembered how exactly she ended up in this predicament.
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Sango ran out of the main room crying. She slammed the shoji screen shut as she entered one of the rooms that branched from the main one. She couldn't believe that Miroku would sing THAT song when he can't even fixate on one woman.
A knock at the screen door, brought to Sango's attention. She didn't want anybody's company, but she wanted to know who was at the door. She got up and opened a crack of the door and saw the one person she didn't want to explain herself to.
"Sango, what's wrong?" The monk had a concerned look in his eyes as he stared at Sango, but she just brushed it aside.
"GO AWAY!" She shouted as she tried to shut the door, but in her drunken state she didn't have the strength to push the door in Miroku's face.
He forcefully pushed open the shoji screen and Sango fell down clumsily. Miroku caught her in time before she fell, time froze for Sango. She stared at the monk with confused eyes. 'What's going on, what's he doing?'
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Sango sighed as she saw ducks swimming across the springs. She stared at the ducks in envy. 'That was how my family were before they left me here.' She picked up a rock and threw it at the ducks. The ducks flew away from the rock's splash as Sango cried. 'While they have a family I have no one. No one would love me, not even the hentai of a monk Miroku.'
Miroku came to the rocky outcrop where the hot springs were located. "Sango!"
The taijiya jumped up in surprise and spun around to face the "intruder." Her foot got caught on a rock and she stumbled back into a hot spring. Miroku closed the distance to the spring Sango fell into and peered over one of the shielding boulders. He tried desperately not to laugh because Sango was sprawled in the spring, her hair flopped over her face in a messy manner.
"Are you alright?"
Covered by the hair, Sango's blush was hidden. "Mi-ro-ku," she ground out from gritted teeth.
The perverted monk reached a hand down to help her up. Sango flipped her matted hair out of her face and looked up in surprise. She cautiously took his hand and let Miroku hoist her out of the spring. Her body was pulled into his embrace as both of them blushed. Sango however, had a redder blush. Miroku on the other hand, was caught by surprise. They both pulled apart as Miroku cleared his throat.
"Well…umm…should we on our way?"
Sango, too embarrassed to say anything, nodded her head. During their walk back, Miroku stopped to hand Sango his haori. Sango shakily accepted his haori, when she felt a hand on her rear. Her anger coursed through her veins. 'THAT PERVERT!'
"HENTAI, ROLL OVER!" The housh dropped to the group rolling as Sango headed back to Kaede's hut. After the beads of subjugation wore off, his mind drafted back to last night.
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Miroku was clueless as to the reason Sango acted so emotional. He couldn't imagine why she would behave that way when that song was dedicated to her. When Sango ran into the other room, he followed closely behind her.
Sango ran into the other room and slammed the shoji door behind her. Miroku approached the room and knocked on the door. She opened the door and stared at him. He was concerned for her when he saw her tears that he hoped he could something to cheer her up.
"Sango what's wrong?"
"GO AWAY!" Sango shouted at the housh as she pushed the door. Miroku grabbed a hold of the door and forcefully opened the door. But the girl had her weight on the door, as she fell towards the ground. He caught her before anything else as they stared into each other's eyes.
"Sango." He pulled her body up. "I apologize if the song wasn't to your liking. I thought it was the right song for the way I feel for you." He gaze fell to the ground.
Sango in quick move grabbed his head and turned it fiercely. "YOU BAKA! DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT I LOVE YOU?" She cupped her face with her hands, her body shaking violently.
Miroku was shocked to hear those words that came out of his beloved. He gently lifted her head and kissed her. A gasp escaped her lips as he took her to the bed and she passed out.
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Somewhere in another part of the hut. The two love birds, Himeno and Hayate, nestled in each other's embrace. The feeling of Hayate nuzzling his nose in her hair woke Himeno from her alcohol induced slumber. Of course, Himeno was unaware that the one invading her personal space was the Wind Knight she cherished. A vein pulsed at her temple as anger began to surge. The anger turned to rage when her "molester" started to nibble her ear. She attempted to escape the embrace, but her capturer tightened his hold on her. Himeno then decided it was time to unleash her karate moves on the man holding her down.
"HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Himeno broke the hold and launched the "molester" into the opposite wall. Hayate, still drunk from last night, slammed into the wall upside down, back facing the wall. He slid down and landed in a heap. Himeno gasped and rushed to his side.
"OhmygodHayate,I'msosorry!Don'tdieonme!"
"Ow, whadcha do that fer, tu-u-uli-ip he-ead?" Hayate moaned as the mother of headaches pounded his skull. Not only that, but his back was sending pain signals up to his brain as well.
"Hayate, what were you doing in my futon?" Himeno asked flushed in anger and embarrassment.
He blushed in embrassment not quite sure himself why he was in her futon. "Ho-How sphuod I knnnow?" As he pulled himself up, memories of what occurred last night, hit his head harder than his migraine. Himeno slowly started to recall the events of last night.
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Hayate stumbled away from the karaoke machine, the alcohol was beginning to take a stronger hold on him. He saw Himeno off to the side talking with Kagome and started to walk towards her. He tripped on the way and caused Himeno to glance at him.
"Hayate, are you alright?" A concerned look upon her face. For her answer she received a set of lips upon hers.
Everyone froze in what they were doing. Go began to snicker and sing, "Hayate and Himeno sittin' in a tree K-I-S-S—Ow!" The fire Knight was sent into la la land by Sasame who withdrew his fist from Go's skull.
Himeno blushed and then noticed that Hayate had already ran outside with his hand covering his mouth. Everyone could then hear his retching. Their faces turned green and a collective "eww" was spoken. Himeno followed the ill Wind Knight outside and rubbed his back as he continued to heave. Five minutes later, Hayate had recovered enough to allow himself to be held by Himeno as she guided his head to her shoulder.
The Pretear helped him up and then hobbled inside. Himeno noticed that everyone had already left to separate rooms. She aided him to an empty room and set him on the futon. When she tried to leave, she was held back by Hayate clutching her arm.
"Bon't do." (Translation: Don't go)
Himeno blushed, but allowed herself to be dragged into his embrace as Morpheus claimed them both.
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In the other room, two teens awoke, but it wasn't a pleasant wakening. Inuyasha awoke to the of twitching of his ears. He felt somebody was holding onto them. 'Grr, who dares to touch my ears?' His eyes opened only to be met by a set of cleavage.
He blushed and was at a loss for words. 'How the heck did I end up like this?' But the curious dog got his answer. The scent smelled of cherry blossoms and that shampoo stuff, that Kagome used. His blush deepened. 'What the heck happened last night?'
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Inuyasha walked away from the machine, laughing as Hayate stumbled his way towards his girl. 'Guess someone can't hold their liquor,' the hanyou thought as the Wind Knight rushed past him and began retching. Inuyasha grabbed another cup of sake and began to drink when he saw Kagome trip. He abandoned his drink in favor of rescuing the young miko from a bad fall. His speed allowed him to reach her just before she did a face plant. The hanyou then realized that Kagome was giggling hysterically.
"Alright, Kags, I think you had enough for one night. Time for bed," the silver haired half demon picked her up bridal style and carried her to one of the guest rooms in Kaede's hut.
"But, Yashie, I ain't (hic) (hic) tired. I'm (hic) fine (hic) (giggle)" Kagome whined as her hanyou set her down on the futon in the room.
Inuyasha sighed and was about to leave when Kagome grabbed his fire rat sleeve. "No, stay."
"Kag—"
"Osuwari." WHAM! Kagome cuddled up to the subdued Inuyasha. "You're (hic) not going (hic) anywhere (hic) Night-night." She then fell asleep.
Inuyasha, once the spell wore off, struggled against Kagome's iron grip. He sighed and decided that if he really wanted out, he would have to injure Kagome, something that was NOT on his list of things to do in his lifetime. He allowed himself to close his eyes and treasure this moment with her.
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A sinister laugh went unheard as a black figure materialized in the well. Poison green eyes looked upward into the growing morning sky. "So, this is where you escaped to, Himeno? I shall enjoy stealing the Leafe of this world as well. And then I will destroy it."
A chill breeze swept through the area, an omen of bad things to come. Takako, known as Fenril the Princess of Disaster, had arrived in the Feudal Era.
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SSD: Done! About time, too, right, AAF?
AAF: And finally Ta-taco I mean is in the story now.
Takako: My name is Ta-KAKO not Ta-TACO! Die! (summons a demon larva to chase after AAF)
SSD: (Stares) Umm, can someone help her? I don't want my best friend to die from lack of Leafe.
Sasame (manga-version): I am an ally of all women, I'll save your friend! (defeats demon larva and starts after Takako) As much as I hate to fight women, it's time for you to die, Fenril.
Sasame (anime-version): I don't think so. Takako, escape while I hold off this imposter!
M-Sasame: Who're you calling an imposter!
AAF: NO DON'T! (grabs a hold of beads of subjugation) (Throws them on Sasame (anime-version). OSUWARI!
A-Sasame: (WHAM!) What the heck? Where did this come from! (attempts to pull off the beads)
Takako: (has already escaped)
SSD: That's what you get for trying to help the enemy. Here's a preview of the next chapter!
Next on "Pretear in the Feudal Era"
"Who are you and what is your business with me?" "I am Fenril, Princess of Disaster, your darkness has drawn me to you." "I see."
AAF: Phew! That was close. Well until next time! (hugs M-Sasame)
SSD: I wanna be saved too!
Hojo: I'll save yo--!
SSD: (glares and tosses a stick of dynamite at him) Here.
Hojo: (catches dynamite and blows up, but remains standing intact)
SSD: What the? (looks at the box of "dynamite") ACME fireworks? DAMN YOU ACME!