SSD: Konnichiwa, minna-san! AAF and I are about to break into the ACME headquarters. They will pay for insulting me! (is wearing camouflage clothes in pink and white) I'd wear the traditional camos, but I'm broke now and ACME stole the ones I purchased.
AAF: God why did you have to drag me along? It's not like their the ones that bother me. (Has a flashback of M. Sasame chasing her wearing skunk clothing while she was in a cat like costume.) Brrrrrrr! That gives me nightmares just thinking about it. (drinks her coffee like crazy!)
SSD: Umm, anyway, ACME is going down! MWAHAHA (attempting to climb the three foot fence)
AAF: Umm….there is a door we can go through. (walks in the door.) Or we could just hop over the fence. (Hops over it with grace.) See!
SSD: (glares from the top of the fence) I AM NOT STUPID! SO WHAT IF I'M A BLOND! I just have a fear of heights. (realizes how high she is) (whimper) Someone get me down, please?
AAF: (Rolls eyes at SSD's stupidity.) Okay Shin come here.
Shin: (Pops out of a flower.) Yes.
AAF: Please save the author from her fear of heights.
Shin: Why should I? My tummy still hurts from the candy. (Is pouting but it turns into tears.)
SSD: Aww, I promise I won't ever do that to you again and I'll give you a bigger role in the story, okay?
Shin: Okay! (wipes his tears away and tries to save the author.) (discovers that the gate is actually a demon larva) Uh oh. Beyondios.
SSD: WAH! NOT ANOTHER DEMON LARVA! HIMENO, GET YOUR TULIP HEAD OVER HERE!
Himeno & Hayate: (pop out of nowhere) WHO'RE YOU CALLING A TULIP HEAD!
Hayate: Only I can call her that!
Himeno: Yeah, I—wait a minute! HEEL!
H&H: (too busy arguing to deal with the demon larva)
AAF: Uh…. Okay I guess I have no choice, but to—(Has a whistle in hand and calls M-Sasame)
M-Sasame: MY LOVE, I knew could you not stay away from me for long!
AAF: (Punches him.) Hey now's not the time, please save SSD. Oh and SSD, You OWE ME BIG TIME!
SSD: (gulps while thinking) At least now I don't have to unleash my dark side.
Disclaimer: SilverSerpentDragon and animearlinefreak do not own Pretear or Inuyasha. A certain pair of evil villains may act out of character.
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Chapter 6: Troubles for the Gang
Kagome whimpered slightly in her sleep as her dreams were haunted by a dark aura approaching. Her chocolate eyes opened and were filled with a sea of silky silver hair. Curious, she rubbed the furry things in her hands and was rewarded by a deep purring. Recognition struck the inexperienced miko. These were Inuyasha's ears in her hands. That means… Kagome looked down and saw the hanyou's head cradled against her chest, an act that was being supported by her refusal to release his fuzzy ears.
"Inuyasha…" Kagome growled as she released his ears, to the protest of the owner, a vivid blush stained her cheeks.
Inuyasha looked up at Kagome's furious face and gulped. "Uh, Kagome?"
"Osuwari!" Inuyasha crashed on top of Kagome, burying them in the wooden floor.
In the outer room, everyone could recognize that they had woken up. Hojo woke up from the sudden noise as he groggily opened his light brown eyes. He crawled in the direction of the noise and was appalled by what his innocent eyes saw. Displayed in front of the clueless teen was Kagome and Inuyasha on top of each other. Enraged at this site, he grabbed the half demon off the miko and yelled at Inuyasha.
"How dare you touch my girlfriend!" He balled his fists at Inuyasha.
"WHA—Your girlfriend in your dreams Hobo!"
The two teens faces were close to each other as they growled deep in their throat. Inuyasha however, had the upper hand on that. Kagome watched both in confusion. She pulled her body up from the crater and she put herself between the arguing boys. The senseless fighting came to pass when they felt something huge approaching. The sake, what was left of it, shook with each step that it took.
Himeno clutched her stomach as she started to experience cramps. "De-demon larva."
The Knights snapped into action, their uniforms immediately in place of their normal clothes. The Shard Hunters readied their weapons, taking their cue from the Leafe users. A large grayish purple…thing emerged from the foliage that had turned an ugly ash color.
"What kind of demon is that?" Sango asked, feeling a bit weak from the proximity of it.
"Feh! Whatever it is, it's goin' down! KAZE NO KIZU!"
The Pretear crew stared at the Wind Scar in awe. Each wondered at what other power the others of their group possessed. The claws of energy tore through the ground and collided with the monstrous demon larva. The damage was minimal.
"What the hell!" Inuyasha yelled in shock.
"Allow me," Miroku stated and whipped the prayer beads off his right hand. "KAZAANA!"
Bits of the demon larva were torn off in the fierce winds. Miroku grunted in surprise as pain suddenly shot up his arm when those pieces entered the void. He sealed his wind tunnel with the prayer beads, his hand had turned an ugly purple color. Sango knelt beside him.
"Miroku, are you all right?"
"I'll be fine, it will take a while though."
Sango stood and slung Hiraikotsu off her back. With all her strength and mighty cry, she hurled the giant boomerang. "HIRAIKOTSU!" It sailed through the air and only caused a slight scratch to form on the demon larva's exterior.
"Wha-what is this thing? How can we kill it if we can't even scratch it?" Kagome muttered in shock.
"Kagome, does it have any jewel shards?" Inuyasha asked as he prepared to unleash another wind scar.
"No, nothing. I, I can't sense any shards."
"The only weakness of a demon larva is the core." Kei stated, his arms crossed like always. "And the only one who can see the core, is the Pretear." He walked up to Himeno and held out his hand. "Let's prêt."
Himeno nodded and placed her hand in his. A show of blinding yellow and white lights later, Kei was gone and Himeno's outfit had changed to that of the Pretear of Light.
Shin raised his medallion and glowed a burnt orange. "Beyondios." Vines sprouted around the edges of the fighting area and wove into a barrier. It wouldn't do for the village to be destroyed twice within 24 hours after all.
The other Leafe Knights and Himeno sprung into action. The knights distracted the demon larva as Himeno searched for the core. After a multitude of wind blades, sonar blasts, fire bursts, flash freezes, and water jets, Himeno finally found the weak point of the demon larva.
"CHAKRAM OF LIGHT!" A yellow disk of energy was thrown at the Leafe stealer. The core cracked and the demon larva was destroyed.
Shin lowered the barrier as Himeno un-pretted with Kei. The group's attention was drawn to the sound of evil laughter from behind them.
Sasame's eyes widened in shock. "Takako…" he whispered.
Takako—or rather Fenril—was stood beside the vile hanyou Naraku.
"NARAKU!" Inuyasha yelled and pushed Kagome behind him. "Come to show off a new incarnation?" the hanyou sneered.
"Ku ku ku. This lovely creature is no incarnation of mine. I would like to introduce my mate, Fenril."
The Inu-gang's faces contorted in disgust at the mere thought of anyone willingly mating Naraku. Sasame was a different story entirely. His violet eyes held the look of betrayal and the despair known as heartbreak.
"Are you insane!" Hayate yelled after his shock wore off. "What the HELL possessed you to go with a freak like that, Takako?" He pointed to the "freak".
Naraku's left eye ticked in annoyance and his eyes took on a redder tint. "Just who are you calling a freak."
"You, you freak! You look like a girl for crying out loud!"
"I am not a freak! You are because your hair is blue!"
Wind began to whirl around Hayate. "Never. Insult. The. Hair."
The Inuyasha crew had a hard time keeping their laughter in check. After all, it wasn't everyday you see Naraku get pissed off.
"At least mine is well groomed."
"AT LEAST MINE IS NOT FASHIONED LIKE A WOMAN'S!"
"How immature," Himeno and Kagome muttered together as they ran their hands through their own silky hair.
Fenril glanced between her new mate and Hayate. Hmm, Hayate does prove a point. Why did I choose this guy again?
Naraku's shoulders started to shake as rage overcame him. Even his own mate was calling him a girl! "THAT DOES IT!" The dark hanyou summoned a nest of saimyoshou. He then grabbed his mate and left in a cloud of miasma.
The group quickly dispatched the giant wasps from hell. Upon noticing that Naraku had escaped again, Inuyasha let out a long yell of frustration.
"Damn that coward! Who does he think he is?"
Miroku clutched his arm as another wave of pain flared up it from his wind tunnel. Sango crouched down beside him, concern in her eyes. "Miroku, are you sure you will be alright?"
The perverted monk waved it off. "Don't worry about it, Sango, I have had worse before. I never thought that you would express such intense worry for me."
Sango blushed but then felt something caressing her rear. Her fist clenched tightly and was ready to strike, but she remembered about the beads of subjugation. "Roll over." Once the monk was incapacitated, Sango stood and walked back into the hut. She turned her head so that she could see the others. "Aren't you guys coming in?"
Kaede stood in front of the men's path before they could go any further. They watched the kids and girls go inside. "Just where do ye think ye are going?" The men shared a nervous glance. "Ye are not going to be allowed breakfast until ye clean up the mess ye made of my home." the old miko glared at the males in irritation.
"The girls helped make the mess, too!" "I don't have to listen to you, you old hag!" "I clean up enough as a waiter!" "I don't want to get my hands dirty." "At least I clean up after myself." "I think some pretty women over there."
"OSUWARI!" "ROLL OVER!" "HEEL!"
Inuyasha and Miroku were forced into face plants to greet the good old dirt. Hayate crashed through the hut's wooden walls and landed face down at Himeno's feet.
"Now look what you did! As if we didn't already have enough cleaning up to do, but repairs also! Heel!" Himeno shouted.
Hayate, who was just recovering, was forced back to the ground. He had the vague feeling that his nose may be broken from the double impact.
Sango cracked her knuckles as the other guys came into the hut. "Anyone else who doesn't want to clean?"
The men gulped and swiftly shook their heads. They grabbed the brooms provided to them by Kagome who had pulled them from her bottomless bag.
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SSD: M-Sasame, quit flirting with AAF and kill the freaking demon larva!
M-Sasame: Forgive me, I am easily distracted by beautiful girls.
AAF: GUH! Grr! Why don't I just end this once and for all. (Goes behind the demon larva and pulls out the plug.) Childish toys!
SSD: (blink blink) Wha-how-DAMN YOU ACME! How dare you make me seem like a blond idiot!
AAF: Aren't you coming? After all this is your plan. (Has already pushed the doors of the ACME company open.)
SSD: I'm comin' I'm comin'! (jumps down from the electrical demon larva)
H&H: (are currently going into an Idiot war)
Shin: ( follows SSD and AAF)
M-Sasame: WAIT FOR ME MY LOVE!
AAF: (Slams door in his face.) Damn Hentai!
SSD: See ya when we continue our break in of ACME! And I will unleash my dark side on them!