SSD: Welcome to the seventh installment of the Pretear in the Sengoku Jidai story. I ask you all to be quiet as we are now sneaking in to the ACME headquarters. (ties on a Naruto Konoha hite-ate)
AAF: (sweat drop) And I still wander myself why I even bothered.
SSD: Shh! Do want security to catch us? My own security in my other fanfics are inadequate enough, but I doubt ACME will hire such incompetent guards. (sneaks around the machinery and peering around the corners every ten seconds)
AAF and M-Sasame who found a way in: (sweat drop again)
AAF: heh, heh, heh, check this out. (Randomly pulls out a boombox)
Dud-un dud-un du-du-du-du-un dun dud-dun du—
SSD: (starts to move to the music then snaps out of it) Quit that!
AAF and M-Sasame: (hide boombox) Nani? We didn't do anything. What are you babbling on about?
M-Sasame: (Snickers) AAF wouldn't lie. She's so sweet and innocent and sweet, I just wanna eat her up. (smiles at AAF)
AAF: (whips out her "Kaname fan" and hits M-Sasame over the head. Blushes slightly) We don't have time for this.
They start to venture onward when the "spy" music starts to play again.
SSD: ALRIGHT! (pulls out a kunai) Who the hell is responsible for that damn music! This is a serious situation!
AAF and M-Sasame: (look at each other weirdly) It wasn't us.
Shin is in the background playing with a boombox that is playing the spy music.
SSD: Shin! That does it, you're doing the disclaimer!
Shin begins to cry.
SSD: Aww, don't cry. Can you please do the disclaimer?
Shin: (stops crying and smiles) Okay!
Disclaimer: SilverSerpentDragon and animearlinefreak do not own Inuyasha or Pretear, they belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Junichi Satou and Kaori Narasu
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Chapter 7: Enter Jakotsu
The sky was a light blue and the trees swayed in breeze of the afternoon. Jakotsu sighed at the beauty the world had to offer. He stopped for a brief moment to drink in the scenery. 'It is a lovely afternoon, but it would be even lovelier if Inuyasha was here.' His mind wandered further into unknown territory of what it would be like if he had Inuyasha all to himself. Sensations arose inside him in gallons. Closing his eyes, he imagined Inuyasha's muscular dead body pressed against his, or how his ears would feel like after removing them from the dog demon.
He sighed in satisfaction. What wonders would it be to kill his crush? Sure it saddened him to think of destroying him but that was something he had to live with. Birds passed through the clear blue sky when he took his sword "Snake Sword", slashing it towards the innocent creatures destroying them in one fell swoop. Blood dripped to the ground, which made the soil turn a reddish brown. He smiled a huge smile.
"Hmm, I wonder what color Inuyasha's blood would be?"
He pondered on that question for awhile until he grew boredom. Shaking his head, smiled a wicked smile. 'Oh, why should I be thinking such thoughts, I will have my wish come true. Heh, heh, Inuyasha watch out…Jakotsu is coming!' He resumed his voyage to the east, not knowing what may lie ahead of him.
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Back with the Inutear group... The guys worked hard to clean Kaede's home while the girls stood like drill sergeants with halisens on each of the girls shoulders. They each wore a wicked grin on their faces as the men worked. When one of the boys decided to take a break, they would whack them with the halisen, and back to work they'd go.
The men gave the women the evil eye and another "whack," they received. The men stared at the girls from the corner of their eyes and thought they were treating them like slaves. Different versions of the women made them blush, sigh, or irritated.
"Kei, is it me or do you believe the girls are taking this a little too overboard?" Go whispered into the knight of lights ear when the girls weren't watching.
"I agree with you." Kei responded.
Hayate grunted in irritation. "I bet it's that time of the month."
The guys all paused from their work and stared at the Wind Knight in confusion. Hayate only realizing what he just said as a blush formed on his cheeks. However, a certain tulip head girl overheard the "rude" comment. Sensing danger, the other guys parted from the soon to be dead teenager.
Hayate gulped. He started to walk slowly away from the enraged girl, before she brought him down with the fan.
Whack
Now the blue pony tailed youth, had not only a broken nose, but a soar head as well.
The children laughed at what occurred to their unofficial leader get hit, along with hits the other knights/boys. Go recovering from his whack now had shook his fist in fury at the ice knight.
"Grr, you just wait until were finished." His eyes held a dangerously glint in them.
Mannen gulped and ran out of the hut along with the younger knights trailing behind his icy trail.
Once the chaos had decreased, the guys went back to work along with their imagination for company.
Inuyasha was terrified of Kagome's wrath. 'Damn, Kagome could throw a good hit. I better not get on her bad side this week.' Gulping, his mind had a vision of Kagome wearing a dominatrix outfit with a whip in her hand. He sweat dropped. 'WHAT THE HECK AM I THINKING AT A TIME LIKE THIS!' He swept the floor in a vigorous manner.
Dust particles flew into the air. Everyone coughed from the now toxic environment. Wind blew the particles out of the hut as everyone thanked the blue eyed teenager, only to realize their mistake. "Nani? Why didn't think of using Hayate's ability to control wind to remove the dust from the Kaede's home earlier?" They wasted more than two hours, cleaning the house for nothing. And for what, to face the wrath of the enraged girls?
Hobo err, I mean Hojo, angrily glared at Hayate as well. His palms were soar from the cleaning, and beginning to blister. 'Baka of a wind knight. If he wasn't so hung over that tulip headed girl, we wouldn't have to clean Kaede's hut.' He stared at his blistered palms and thought, 'Now my hands are all rough. I don't like rough.' Hojo's ability to walk had improved as of late. He could now walk, though with a hobble to match Kaede's.
Miroku sighed. 'Shoot and all the work for nothing.' Miroku was the type who would do anything to avoid the chance of cleaning. His mind went to his thoughts of Sango in a lather suit, which of similar to her demon exterminator outfit, but as a dress. 'Hmm, I heard of such materials like that in the future…maybe I should ask Kagome to get one for me.' A perverted smile appeared on his face, when his mind drafted to dirty thoughts.
Sasame and Kei were irritated by all that happened in a matter of minutes. Why is Himeno being so cruel? It's not fair to us—well, except Hayate. She's violence prone to him all the time. Kei thought.
How could I, a Leafe Knight, be reduced to this. So much for being an ally of all girls when I'm mistreated like this, Sasame thought mournfully.
Man, if only those girls had whips and wore black leather, Go began to drool at that thought and paused in his work as he daydreamed.
WHACK!
"Don't you dare think any perverted thoughts!" Himeno shouted as she aimed her fan at him.
Holy cow, is she reading my mind? Umm, chains and whips.
Himeno's glare intensified as a slight trickle of blood escaped Go's nose.
Eep! She really is reading my mind!
Hayate rubbed his sore spot, glaring daggers at the Pretear. '&$ valley girl, always using physical means rather than analyzing the situation and using more diplomatic means.' In his head he pictured the sixteen year old with the dominatrix leather on. His whole face turned red, when he noticed Himeno looking at him. 'Damn teenage hormones. I never had these problems in my past life.'
The girls shook their heads. 'Man, why do men have to be a handful?' Kagome put the halisens away into her bottomless pit of a bag, when they all blushed.
The guys were sweaty from their long days work. One by one the men removed their haori/shirts. Sweat glisten on them in the afternoon light, creating a very drool worthy moment.
bump, bump, bump, bump
The girls' hearts pounded in their chests. Two certain boys turned to the direction of the noise and blushed. The ones who didn't have good hearing turned in the direction to the source of their embarrassment. Humongous smirks formed on the guys faces when they saw the blushing trio. Seeing the girls' egos on the line, they thought it would be an excellent idea to embarrass the girls for mistreating them.
Slowly they approached the girls in a teasing manner. Even Kei and Sasame joined in on the fun.
Hayate however, had the biggest smile on his face when he approached Himeno. His hands were raised in a hugging way. Miroku and Inuyasha too, held the same smiles and smirks at Sango and Kagome. Dirty thoughts entered into the mind, for a second.
The girls were scared yet somehow turned on by their actions. Fearing a chase might be underway, they scooted further and further away. They felt as if they got their hands caught inside a cookie jar, and lecture was in their future.
"Where do you think your going?" questioned the half demon. He crossed his arms across his chest.
"Heh, Heh, we are just?" Kagome started.
"That is…" Continued Sango.
"Uhh…" Said Himeno.
"WE ARE GOING TO GO GET SOME FRESH AIR!" They all shouted in unison, swallowing the lump in their throat.
A snap of a twig from the outside was a signal for the girls to break into a run. Though, it was futile when trying to outrun Leafe Knights, a half demon, a monk, and a hyper teen.
Kagome tripped over her own two feet and fell. Inuyasha caught her before she fell. Hojo on the other hand landed on top of the two in a klutzy way. A growl was heard from under him along with a laugh.
"Damn you Homo!"
Inuyasha got off of his Kagome and ringed Hojo's neck. Kagome sat still wondering what in the world had just taken place just then.
Sango was caught by Miroku when he broke out into sprint. Sango had no energy from her embarrassment from earlier, which made her vulnerable and weak. If there was something that Sango couldn't handle, it would be her emotions.
Kei as well, ran after Sango, but tripped over the very same root that tripped Bobo had tripped Kei now. The blonde pony tailed teen, stumbled and landed onto Miroku. Bodies pressed again one another. Sango who was underneath them was confused beyond any reasoning.
"Uhh." Kei lifted his head up and saw the "root" of his cause.
"GHASTLY!" The monk shouted at the Light Knight's face, as a staff collided into Kei's skull. Kei was thrown off Miroku to the right. His landing however, wasn't a gentle one.
Himeno laughed when she ran from Kaede's home. She was happy when Hayate teleported in front of her and caught her. They both laughed when they fell down as she sighed. She turned her head up to see his eyes shimmering with playfulness and smiled. Seeing Hayate happy and having fun, made her warm in the inside. His radiant smile made her blush a bright red.
The moment between the two love birds was ruined when Go, grabbed Himeno from Hayate's grasp as he laughed. Hayate growled loudly in his throat at Go's trespassing, when the Fire Knight stuck his tongue out at the blue haired Knight.
"Hey my turn now!" Go said. He nuzzled his nose into Himeno's hair. He sighed in satisfaction when he smelled Himeno's perfume. It smelled like he entered into a field surrounded by arrays of tulips and daisies. For that one second, he felt his heart pounding in his ribcage. It felt strange for the black with red highlighted boy to have feelings for their Pretear, but to him it felt right.
The pinked hair teen was shocked beyond anything. She normally would have given go an upper cut punch, though this time her body was the one taking over her, not her mind.
Hayate was enraged by the Fire Knights attemption of stealing Himeno away from him. He clutched his hands together and tried to remain calm and relaxed. However, his jealously was driving his insides insane.
Sasame who was behind them, gently grabbed Himeno from Go and started embrace Himeno. The sound night had no tense feelings for their Pretear. He had feelings for Takako, and Takako only. Though now, the silver haired boy just wanted to mess with Hayate, knowing how the Wind Knight truly felt for the Pretear.
"Hey no hogging Himeno, we all need to share."
That was the last straw. He summoned the wind to against the Sound Knight, but Sasame retaliated. Hayate was furious now and decided to put his rage on a certain dense someone. Go, who was paying any attention to the little fight and was struck hard with the wind. The wind was knocked out of him when the hard impact came soon after.
Himeno just stood there. She was too confused of the situation, to find out whose fault it was.
The wind shifted to a different direction as silence came soon after. The guys returned to the hut to change as the girls took their stroll. While they were changing, a scream was heard from outside. The boys rushed out of the hut, some changed their clothes quickly. The source of the matter came into focus. There stood in strange clothing was Jakotsu.
His hair was long, but pinned up. His haori was a lavender shade with hunters green stripes. He wore no sandals, since they were always in his way of attacking and it was comfortable without them. He had black hair and eyes to match, with vertical hunters green stripes going over his eyes.
He held Himeno by her hair as the other girls were in the same predicament. Jakotsu laughed for having the upper hand. 'Heh, seems that I have this situation in the palm of my hand. I wonder what will you do now Inuyasha?'
"Inuyasha, you still look pretty as ever, been working out lately?" Jakotsu asked the hanyou, while eyeing his drenched clothes.
Jakotsu received a bunch of disgusted looks at his comment. His gaze turned to the new comrades in the group. Hearts were seen in his eyes when his eyes laid upon the new men in the group. He was tempted to ditch the repulsing women and grab a piece of one of the hunks.
"Hmm…Oi Inuyasha! Did you get more good looking men for me? Oh, that is such a touching gift you shouldn't have." One arm tucked under his chest and the other was raised to lightly touch his cheek as he twisted his waist from side to side. Unfortunately to do this, Jakotsu had to let go of the girls, but he found them repulsive anyway. However, he regained his scenes, capturing the girls before they could escape.
A vein popped out of Hayate's temple. He was disgusted by this usual man and was completely freaked out. He bawled his fists in anger. 'How dare that fruit call me good looking! ONLY HIMENO CAN CALL ME THAT!'
"How dare you call us good looking, you clown!"
Jakotsu showed a hurt expression. "Oh, your so cold. But that's the way I enjoy it." He winked at Hayate, as Hayate teleported near Jakotsu.
It didn't surprise the living dead human. He grabbed the a hold of Himeno and hurled her body at Hayate at an incredible speed as he unleashed his sword at the Wind Knight and Himeno.
Hayate eyes grew to the size of saucers when he caught Himeno as the sword was not far behind them. From the impact, the Pretear passed out from shock. Though, when he tried to avoid the swords attack it nicked Himeno in the leg before got away in time. Jakotsu laughed at how pathetic it was to protect such a weak woman.
"Oh darn, I almost had her. But there is always another time." He smirked.
Hayate, didn't hear a word the human made. His only attention was towards the Pretear in his arms. He hugged her close, afraid that she would disappear.
Inuyasha held out Tetsuaiga at Jakotsu. "Enough of your flirtations! Let's just fight!"
Jakotsu threw the women aside as he clapped his hands together.
"Whoa, is Inuyasha that desperate to die?" He fired another attack with his snake sword as Inuyasha blocked it with Tetsusaiga.
The other knights and Inu gang joined in. Fire, Light, Sound, along with purification salt, and Hiraikotsu were fired at the human. He jumped out of the way and was now fighting Go. Flames and sparks of metal clashed. The living dead human smirked when he had brought down the black red highlighted teen as he got a feel.
"Hmm, this is a bit soft, but I can manage."
Go's face turned a shade of green wanting to throw up. As he let Sasame take control over the battle as he went to go wretch. Sound pierced the humans ears as he haulted to regain his hearing. Sasame took advantage of the weak state to strike. Though haulted when Jakotsu made a surprise attack.
"Wow, so comfy just like a teddy. I could gut your guts and stuff you with stuffing, and you could be my new teddy bear." He pressed his face against Sasame when teleported out of grasp.
"What the hell? You need to get help, but don't ask me for some!"
Now it was Kei and Jakotsu fighting. Jakotsu felt a bit of an attraction for the blonde instead of the others. Maybe it was his style in clothing or his very feminine features. Though, whatever the reason was, he felt thrilled fighting Kei. When he lost his hold on his sword, the black haired Jakotsu, pulled Kei into a kiss.
However, Kei didn't push away too fast. In fact, he sort of enjoyed it. The kiss was interrupted when a fist punched the clown's face. He rubbed his cheek as he turned to his intruder.
Hayate, who joined the battle at the end, punched the freak in the face for what he did to his tulip head.
"That is touching my valley girl!" His breath huffed in and out roughly. Everyone stopped to rephrase at what the blue haired Wind Knight had just said.
Jakotsu picked up his weapon and smirked towards the Light Knight who slightly flinched from his gaze.
"I'll be seeing you all around later, I got something sweet out of this predicament." He took off running in the heading into the direction of the west.
"Damn it!" Inuyasha shouted as Tetsuaiga transformed back into it's original shape. He picked up Kagome from where she laid. "Hey aren't you coming, we have to get back to the hut to treat their injuries." He took lead of the traveling group as Miroku picked up Sango as everyone followed behind them.
Hayate gently picked up Himeno as the pink haired girl started to stir. Her reddish brown eyes opened to stare into blue.
"Hayate?" She questioned the Wind Knight when her leg started to hurt from the cut. Hayate placed a firm hand on her's.
"Himeno, I don't think that is a wise idea to put your hand there."
Himeno stared into his eyes to check if she wasn't dreaming. She had similar dreams like this, but she would have never expected it to be real. She smiled a warm smile as Hayate returned one as well. Soundlessly the two traveled back to Kaede's home in utterly bless.
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AAF: Howdy yah'll. So how was it? Good right?
SSD: Shht, do not talk to the readers, we are still in enemy territory and I, frankly, do not wish to be caught.
A security guard happens to pass by at that moment.
Guard: Hey, you! How'd you get in here? (blows a whistle and four more guards appear out of black holes.)
SSD: See what you did, you got us caught!
AAF: Heh, heh, about that favor you owe me?
SSD: Yeah, what about it? (slightly panicky)
AAF: You know the one where you give Hayate to me and he gets us out of here!
SSD: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GET HAYATE HERE?
Hayate: (teleports in) What the hell? How'd I end up here?
AAF: You have the power to control him, didn't you know that?
SSD: (scratches neck nervously) Heheh, of course I knew that! Hayate attack the guards! (covers Shin's eyes to prevent him from seeing the ensuing violence)
Hayate: What the—? (can't control himself and ends up knocking the guards out of the ACME headquarters with a very strong gust of wind)
Himeno: (walks in) What the heck is going on? He, only I'm supposed to control Hayate! Heel! (doesn't work) Huh?
AAF: (clings onto Hayate) He's mine now!
Hayate: What?
SSD: You're hers. (points at AAF)
M-Sasame: (has tears in his eyes) AAF, how could you betray me?
AAF: Easy, I didn't like you in the first place.
M-Sasame: (leaves with his head bent down)
Himeno: (runs out crying)