Author's Note- Hey guys! What's up? I am so happy because I go back to school on Wednesday! Yea, I'm not really happy about that, I hope you caught my real disgust. Anyway I have some news for any writers on this iCarly page. I have been trying to get Jennette McCurdy ,aka Sam, to go to fanfiction. I'm hoping that if I send her enough youtube private PM she will come and read all of our stories. So heads up on that. Okay so we last left off with Sam going to tell Freddie's mom that she and Freddie are together. Also creepy Jonah is like stalking her. Weird stuff happens in my story now so enjoy!

Disclaimer- I own my pain about going back to school, that is it. Did you hear iCarly in that list of things I own? No, well then take a hint I don't own iCarly.

Sam walked up her ultimate doom or at least the door across the hall from her ultimate doom. She knocked twice on Carly's front door before Carly opened it. Before Sam could say another word Carly's hand was wrapped firmly around Sam's wrist and she was pulled into the Shay's apartment.

"Whoa, Carly what's up? Not that it is weird at all for you to pull me into your apartment without a word. Therefore risking your safety of where my hand flys..."

"Sam can it! For once in your just, oh i don't know, shut up! Let me tell you why I pulled a James Bond back there. Mrs. Benson thinks Freddie has a girlfriend and that is why he is acting weird."

"That much is true, so where are you going with this..."

"Shut-up and let me speak! So Mrs. Benson was poking around Freddie personal stuff and found out his planner..."

"The doof has a planner." Sam snorted to herself.

"Sam," Carly said almost as if to tell a dog to stop their bad deed.

"Sorry."

"Anyway, in his planner it said date with gf. Obviously gf means girlfriend so Mrs. Benson got all excited. So this was a week ago. Then she thought she would be clever if she spied on Freddie. She saw me and him at the Groovy Smoothies. We were talking about how he was going to break the news to his mom about you two dating. Of course she thought I was dating Freddie. So now she won't let Freddie defend himself and she is convinced I'm dating Freddie. Sam the woman is crazy! Crazy!"

"Wait a minute. I'm confused, you said this happened a week ago but you only just told me. So I'm lost, were you hiding this from me?! 'Cause I don't like stuff being hidden from me."

"No Sam, that isn't it. Mrs. Benson saw us a week ago. She didn't say anything to Freddie until about a half hour ago, when he brought up wanting to tell her something. Obviously that something was you but she didn't let him talk. All he got out was 'Mom listen, tonight someone special to me is coming over and we both wanna tell you something.' But after that he didn't get in another word! Mrs. Benson was like a crazed monkey.

"She barged into me front door and then started hugging me, hugging me Sam. She was saying that she was so excited that I had seen the error of my ways. Then Freddie came in and told his mom to stop it but she only left singing the wedding march. So now Freddie is trying to get in his room to get ready to see you but Mrs. Benson locked herself in until Freddie tells her about his dates." Almost as if it was timed Carly and Sam heard raised voices across the hallway, in Freddie Benson's apartment. Sam and Carly tried to be discreet by tip-toeing out of Carly's apartment and waiting outside Freddie's.

Inside Freddie's apartment he was frusturated with his mother. She was being completly unreasonable and she wouldn't hear him out. So again Freddie knowcked on his bedroom door.

"Mom come, you need to get out of my room! I'm going out with my friends tonight and I need to get ready. I'm telling you they won't appreciate me being late and I don't want to blame you."

But from the other side of the door Mrs. Benson would not give up her fight to pry into her son's personal life. "Freddie Meddie dear why don't you just tell your mother that your going out with Carly? I think that it is lovely and maybe one day I can inspect your children for ticks. So Freddiebear tell Mommy about Carly, I won't laugh."

Freddie groaned, his mother was really trying out his patience. All he could think about was Sam being upset with him for being late. They had planned on telling Mrs. Benson tonight after their date but now Freddie couldn't see that anywhere in the future. That also made him mad and made him say something he would soon regret. (A.N. I almost stopped there but i love you all too much).

"Mom I'm not going out with Carly! I like and I'm dating someone else!" Quickly Freddie regretted his choice of words. He wanted to run away from his mother but before he got the chance there she was holding her son in a tight hug.

"Freddie Meddie who is this lovely girl? A living breathing girl I can't believe it! Tell me if it isn't Carly then who is it? Do I know her? I'm curious tell em everything."

Freddie shook himself from his mother's evil grasp. "I'm not saying because you could scare her away! I know because you won't even give her the time of day."

"That isn't true Freddie! I will like any girl that likes you except that juvy blond."

Freddie suddenly felt furious with his mother. No one called Sam names while he was there to stick up for her. He liked her too much to let people walk all over her name. "She has a name!"

"More like a number in prison."

"Shut-up! She has a name and it is Sam! I can't believe you could be so insensitive!"

"You don't really like her do you? Fredward you can't really like that criminal!"

"So, what if I am? Does that make me a juvy kid too or even a criminal? Huh? Well mom if I really like her than maybe I would go all the way to juvy and back for her."

"Freddie we are not going to talk about this right now. You aren't going out with that girl and that is final! You just wait young man until your father gets out of prison, we are going to have a long talk about your attitude."

"Jeez mom, I never even said that I was going out with her but you had to jump right down my neck!"

"Oh thank goodness, so you aren't dating that dilenquent."

"No, I never said that. Mom I've been dating Sam, not the delinquent, for about two and a half weeks now. Something else you should know, you don't know shit about her! So get whatever is your own personal issues out of my face!"

"That thing has gotten into your head! I forbid you to see her Freddie. You are not a man so you can't make these decisions on your own. You are still just a little boy!"

"Your wrong again. I'm not a man mom but I'm not a little boy anymore either. So I'm going out with Sam tonight and you can't stop me. Another thing Sam hasn't gotten to my head, this is stuff I've wanted to tell you for a long time."

"Freddie we obviously aren't on the same page here because I;m on the right one and your on the wrong one."

"Am I? Am I really the faulty one here mom? I've let you control me for years because I love you but now you've gone too far. When I liked Carly you wanted me to date her so badly. Why is Sam any different?"

"Have you looked at her?"

"Yea, I have. I really like what I see. She is powerful and fiery and maybe a little rude but I wouln't want her any other way," Freddie's eyes got misty,"Her blond hair shows her caring side and her eyes, well I could talk about them for hours. Her eyes are like the window to her soul, all I see in her soul is warmth. The overwelming strength makes me feel like... I don't know but I like it."

Mrs. Benson broke his trance,"What does she have that Carly doesn't?"

He almost looked insulted, "Everything mom, everything."

A creek came from the Benson's front door. Then it swung wide open and Sam and Carly fell into the apartment. Freddie and Mrs. Benson turned around to see who was making the noise and sure enough there the two easedroppers were.

"Hi." was all Sam could come up with.

Author's Note- Hi!! Wow I had to split this chapter into two, it was getting wayyyyy too long. Anyways better for you guys because that means an already typed out chapter that I can just post anytime. HINT- REVIEW! Cause you know the faster you review the faster the post! Okay also Jonah will be in nxt chapter. Watch out 4 him Cause his is important. I don't wanna bore you anymore so go and review.

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