Author's Note- Heyyy I am so sorry I haven't updated in 4ever! You all must hate me. But don't be mad at the story be mad at my teachers. I mean who invented teachers? Okay I am done being over dramatic! Also read Winning His Heart and Day of Revelation! They are amazing stories. Then again, in the case, of Nature9000 is anything poorly written?

Disclamier- I do not own iCarly. But I do own... well, I own... oh who am I kidding. I don't own anything.


He watched, he waited like a lion in the grass preparing to feast on its prize. The only problem was that Jonah was not a lion, but he was a hunter. A better word would be stalker. Things had gotten out of hand with his infatuation with Sam. He was now following her in the shadows of Seattle, hacking into her computer to read her private e-mails, and worst of all watching her sleep.

He would travel to her house. However, getting into Sam's part of town was not easy. There were community guards everywhere and gates with computerized keys. Jonah's night ritual was not an easy one but in his head it was worth the effort.

When he would finally reach his destination every night he would watch the calm steady breaths of Sam Puckett. In and out the breath would go, her face was so peaceful just lying there. He knew deep down this was wrong but he didn't care. As long as she would laugh about this years from then on his lap.

Ever night he would watch her, sometimes she would be alone in her room and sometimes she would have Carly sleep over. Still no matter what the day, what the time Jonah watched on.

At first he felt awkward about his watching, then he felt bad, but soon enough he didn't care. He thought he knew that soon enough he wouldn't be outside her window he would be on the other side. That is until one night.

It was no special night for Jonah. He had done what he always did. He climbed the gate, got past the cameras and sat outside on the tree outside of Sam's room. He watched an empty room for two hours until...

Sam's bedroom door flew open and she was running. Close behind her was Freddie and he tackled her down to her bed.

"Say that Freddie is better than Sam in every way possible!" he laughed.

She laughed back and pretended to yell, "Never! Why would I lie to the world, dorkface? I am better than you in every way possible," she giggled out.

A small smirk appeared on Freddie's face. He was up to something. " I think I'm a better kisser. What do you say to that?"

Sam stopped her laughing and looked him dead in the eye, "Well, I say... prove it."

So he kissed her. She smiled into his lips feeling on fire. The sensation was no longer new with Freddie but still just as enjoyable.

Then, outside of Sam's window, Jonah snapped. He began to shake uncontrollably. Jonah jumped down form the tree and cursed his head off.

He began to mutter to himself," I can love you much better than he does. What'll happen when Carly wants to go out with him? Huh, Sam? You'll be dumped and I'l be damned if he hurts you. I need to get her. I need to love her, she needs to love me."

Then the unthinkable happened. Jonah climbed back up the tree and sat there laughing. Just laughing. No one knows why but he did it.

Author's Note- Sorry it's such a small update but I really wanted to update and next time it will be longer and faster. Love!!

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