Cast in order of appearance: Envy, Haruhi Suzamiya, Greed, Ed, Al
All Manga characters in high school
Envy sitting in an empty classroom, staring out the window
"Detention" written across the blackboard
Random girl runs in
Girl: Did you see a small girl with red hair and a big chest run in here?!
Envy: Nope, can't say I have.
Envy looks at girl's brown hair tied up into pig tails with blue hair ties
Envy: I see it's Tuesday. Looks good on ya.
Girl: You're not an alien, time traveler, or esper are you?
Envy: No, but I am a-
Girl slams door
Envy: -… homunculus…. No one ever lets me finish.
Door opens and Greed enters
Greed (looking out the door): No, no I'm not, but I am a-… fine run away.
Envy: Hey Greed.
Greed sits down on opposite side of the room
Greed: Why're you here?
Envy: Got into a fight.
Greed: With who?
Envy: Fullmetal pipsqueak….
Greed: Why?
Envy: What is this, twenty questions? He started it, not me.
Flashback
Ed walking down hallway
Al: Brother! Help!
Ed runs around corner to see Envy trying to close a locker
Envy: Just stay in there you little punk!
Ed: What're you doing?!
Envy turns from locker and Al falls out
Envy: … Nothing.
Al: Brother, he tired to stuff me in a locker!
End flashback
Envy: How about you?
Greed: I might have stolen some stuff….
Envy: What?
Greed: Nothing.
Al runs in, apparently frantic
Al: Have either of you seen my lunch money?!
Greed: Was it in a black leather wallet on the inside pouch of a big red backpack inside of locker sixty-seven?
Al: Yeah!
Greed: Nope.
Envy scoffs
Al: Oh! Mei's going to kill me if I have to ask her for money again! Let me know if you see it!
Envy: Good luck kid.
Al leaves
Greed takes out a bundle of money
Greed: Hungry? I'm buy'n.
Envy: *shrug* Sure why not.
Fin
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