Cast in order of appearance: Wrath, Envy, Al, Ed
Wrath still asleep in bed
Envy (standing outside door talking to Al): Fullmetal pipsqueak's still asleep.
Al: Yeah I know, I just don't wanna wake him…. h-he'll bite my head off!
Envy: Well I wouldn't doubt that. Even I, who hate his bleeding guts, wouldn't dare try and wake him up…. *shutter*
Al: I wonder when he'll get up, I need to serve breakfast eventually.
Wrath gets out of bed and walks out into the hall
Wrath (not fully awake): I'll get him… *yawn*
Al: Don't do it Wrath! It's suicide!
Wrath: Don't worry *yawn, rub eyes* This is my life long dream!
Envy: What, getting killed?
Wrath: Naw, waking someone up with a frying pan. I'll just bang on it until he wakes up.
Wrath walks down stairs and begins going through drawers and cupboards
Al: … I'm gonna miss him.
Envy: I'm not.
Envy takes out frying pan
Envy: Make me breakfast or I hit you again.
Al: … If you have the frying pan then what does Wrath…?
Ed laying on back in a mess of blankets, snoring and drooling
Door creaks open
Light falls on Ed
Ed (mumbling): W-what…? Oh, Wrath, it's *yawn* you… get out, I'm tired.
Light shines off what Wrath is holding
Ed: Huh-huh! Wr-Wrath…?!
Large steak knife in Wrath's hand
Ed (stammering): H-hold on…! D-don't get any closer!
Wrath walks in smiling
Ed: Wrath!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wrath raises steak knife
Large splat of red
Al (covered in ketchup): Hey! Be more careful with that!
Envy (eating breakfast): *shrug* Ketchup's good.
Wrath still standing with steak knife raised
Wrath: Oh… you woke up before I could get to you….
Ed (no words): H-…. Hu-….
Wrath: … I have failed….
Wrath leaves room
Ed: O-h…. M-my-…. G-GO-GO-GOD…!
Al (from out of room): WRATH??!! What're you doing with that knife?!!
Wrath (out of room): What? It was a frying pan not two seconds ago. Where'd it go?
Envy (out of room): HEY!! Quite swinging that thing in my direction.
Wrath: Where'd it go? I just had it!
Al: Put that thing down!!!
Ed (shock, daze, all around confusion): ...W-Wrath…? Knives…?
Fin
Okay so a lot of people have been asking me to do more of these, so i think i will :P ya know here and there so.....
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