Cast in order of appearance: Ed, Al, Envy, Wrath, Lust, Ling, May
With exams coming up and three of our characters completely unprepared a society is formed, a society of knuckleheads
Ed enters, Al sitting across the classroom reading
Ed (singsong): Hey Al?
Al (without looking up): What is it this time, Brother?
Ed: Do ya maybe have the homework?
Al: Yep.
Ed: Is it all finished and corrected?
Al: Yep.
Ed: Can I see it for a minute?
Al: No way.
Ed: Come on.
Al: No way.
Ed: Not even for your brother?
Al: No way in Hell.
Ed: When have I ever asked you for something?
Al: Yesterday, and the day before that, and even the day before that.
Ed: Well then, what I ask ya for?
Al: My homework.
Ed: …Oh….
Al: Brother, are you even ready for exams?
Ed: … Exams?
Al: Yeah, like tests but bigger.
Ed: I know what they are! … I just didn't know we were taking them.
Al: Yeah, the teacher announced it last week, told us what study and everything.
Ed: …Not ringing any bells.
Al: 'course not.
Ed: Hey what are we supposed to be studying?
Al: If you didn't pay attention I'm not telling you.
Ed: Please?! Just tell me the set up!
Al: No!
Envy jumps into conversation
Envy: Oh! I need the set up of the test!
Al: No!
Ed and Envy: But we're your brothers!
Al: I will not give it to you!
Wrath: Are we talk'en 'bout the test? I need the set up!
Al chucks book at Wrath
Al: Never!!
Book narrowly misses Wrath
Wrath: Come on, I never ask you for anything!
Al: If I tell you you'll tell these two.
Wrath: No I won't!
Al: They'll force you to tell them! I know they will!
Ed and Envy: *evil smirk*
Al: You guys are so lazy!
All three: Please?
Al: ….
Ed: Well there you have it, please extend your loving help to us three!
Envy: I forgot the set up of the test in every single subject.
Wrath: When are the tests starting, again?
Ed: Well said Wrath!
Envy: He's the king of forgetfulness!
Al: …How can you guys be so…-?
Ed: So in conclusion:
All three: Tell us the set up of the next test!
Al: *snap* I'm never gonna tell you! There's no way I'd give anything to you knuckleheads!
Three: Who you calling knuckleheads?!
Al: *sigh*
Ed: Fine! We don't need your help! If we don't know the scope of the test then we'll just have to study everything!
Homunculi: Yeah!
Ed: The three of us! You just watch! We'll have the last laugh!
Three: The Knuckleheads!!!
Twenty minutes later
Ed, Envy, and Wrath sitting in the courtyard with books open
Envy: I don't get this, nothing makes sense in this part.
Wrath: This is getting confusing, why don't we just apologize to Al?
Ed: No! We can't, if we do now then we'll never get a chance to prove to him that we really are as smart as he is.
Envy: Yeah, but we're not.
Ed: Don't say things like that!
Wrath points at word problem
Wrath: Hey, this person's name is Blue3, would that mean Blue is his last name?
Envy: … That was random.
Ed: No, you've got it all wrong, Blue would be his first name, 3's his first name.
Wrath: Okay, but then what happened to Blue1, and Blue2.
Envy: …?
Wrath: And would that make Blue5 like Roy Mustang then?
Ed and Envy: …………? …. Ohhh…..!
Long pause
Bird flies from tree and lands on Wrath's head, then flies away
After class
Envy: I understand now that's it's not use if it's just us knuckleheads!
Lust (lost): Um… what?
Envy: I know there's a big test coming up tomorrow, but I never took any notes in class and now I have no idea what to study….
Lust: And?
Envy: Can I borrow your notes?
Lust: Um, sure *gives Envy notebook* Go ahead.
Envy: Yes!
Envy runs back to desk and begins flipping through notebook
Envy: Okay… don't get it… don't get it… don't get it… don't get it… don't- oh! What do we have here?
Looks down at small sketch of a poorly drawn chibi
Envy: Not much of an artist is she…? Hmm….
Envy hands book back to Lust
Envy: Thanks! *runs away*
Lust opens up book
Lust: *gasp*
Small chibi drawing with arrows through it
Al walks in and sees Ed at his desk
Al: Shouldn't you be studying, Brother?
Ed begins laughing and holds up two notebooks
Al: What're those?
Ed: They're my picks! Everything that'll be on the test! Look!
Runs over to Greed
Ed: Someone trying to cram before the test. Can you do it? Memorize everything?
Greed: Shut up! You'll make me forget!
Ed: Not to worry! Here!
Gives notebook to Greed
Ed: My predictions for what'll be on the test!
Greed: …How'd ya know?
Ed: Because I'm the Fullmetal alchemist! For example! Page thirty-four! That'll be on there for sure!
Greed: … Gimme one of those things!
Ed: I have one for everyone!
Everyone crowds around
The next day
Teacher: Alright, begin.
Everyone: … It's not here!!!
Ed: *blank stare*
Al: *sigh*
Homeroom
Envy stares at paper
Test grade: 30%
Envy scratches head
Envy: … Thirty points? … Well it was pretty hard…. Guess I should go brag now!
Envy runs over to Lust
Envy: Hey Lust I-!
Sees Lust's grade: 87%
Envy (backing away): Oh, um… never mind….
Ling: Hey May how'd ya do?
May: Pretty good, I got an eighty-five.
Ling: Oh I only got an eighty.
May: Most people did really well on it, so I bet the average will be really high.
Envy bits lip
Envy: … Not good.
Ed: Wrath how'd ya do?!
Wrath: Not so good.
Ed: Yeah well, there's no way it was gonna be.
Ed's grade: 31%
Wrath's grade: 42%
Wrath: I did it! Forty-two points! I won!
Ed: To think I lost to Wrath.
Envy runs over
Envy: Yes! Go Knuckleheads!
Ed: Are you gonna brag?
Envy: I only got thirty points!
Ed: That's just insane.
Wrath: Does this mean I'm the leader now, I got the high score.
Ed: I'm not sure if you're leader material.
Envy: That doesn't even make me envious.
Wrath: … Really?
Ed: Besides, Envy would be the leader. He got the lowest.
Ed: I'm going to see what Al got.
Wrath stares at Envy
Envy: What's with that look?
Wrath: Our leader!
Envy: What?
Wrath: Our leader!
Envy: Buzz off kid!
Wrath: Our leader!
Envy: I don't wanna be your leader!
Wrath: Our leader!
Al: Yes! A perfect score!
All three gather around Al
Al: H-huh?
Wrath: Fourty-two points!
Envy: Thirty points!
Ed: Thirty-one points!
Three: Combine our three scores together! That's a hundred and three points! The Knuckleheads win!!! Mawahahahaha!!!!!
Hey! Thanks for reading!!! Please review! Reviews are better than ice-cream!!!
Kentucky: You're a knucklehead.
Thanks! Maybe they'll let me join! Hey guys wait up!
Kentucky: …Idiot.
Tennessee :P
