Cast in order of appearance: Ed, Al, Envy, Wrath, Lust, Ling, May

With exams coming up and three of our characters completely unprepared a society is formed, a society of knuckleheads

Ed enters, Al sitting across the classroom reading

Ed (singsong): Hey Al?

Al (without looking up): What is it this time, Brother?

Ed: Do ya maybe have the homework?

Al: Yep.

Ed: Is it all finished and corrected?

Al: Yep.

Ed: Can I see it for a minute?

Al: No way.

Ed: Come on.

Al: No way.

Ed: Not even for your brother?

Al: No way in Hell.

Ed: When have I ever asked you for something?

Al: Yesterday, and the day before that, and even the day before that.

Ed: Well then, what I ask ya for?

Al: My homework.

Ed: …Oh….

Al: Brother, are you even ready for exams?

Ed: … Exams?

Al: Yeah, like tests but bigger.

Ed: I know what they are! … I just didn't know we were taking them.

Al: Yeah, the teacher announced it last week, told us what study and everything.

Ed: …Not ringing any bells.

Al: 'course not.

Ed: Hey what are we supposed to be studying?

Al: If you didn't pay attention I'm not telling you.

Ed: Please?! Just tell me the set up!

Al: No!

Envy jumps into conversation

Envy: Oh! I need the set up of the test!

Al: No!

Ed and Envy: But we're your brothers!

Al: I will not give it to you!

Wrath: Are we talk'en 'bout the test? I need the set up!

Al chucks book at Wrath

Al: Never!!

Book narrowly misses Wrath

Wrath: Come on, I never ask you for anything!

Al: If I tell you you'll tell these two.

Wrath: No I won't!

Al: They'll force you to tell them! I know they will!

Ed and Envy: *evil smirk*

Al: You guys are so lazy!

All three: Please?

Al: ….

Ed: Well there you have it, please extend your loving help to us three!

Envy: I forgot the set up of the test in every single subject.

Wrath: When are the tests starting, again?

Ed: Well said Wrath!

Envy: He's the king of forgetfulness!

Al: …How can you guys be so…-?

Ed: So in conclusion:

All three: Tell us the set up of the next test!

Al: *snap* I'm never gonna tell you! There's no way I'd give anything to you knuckleheads!

Three: Who you calling knuckleheads?!

Al: *sigh*

Ed: Fine! We don't need your help! If we don't know the scope of the test then we'll just have to study everything!

Homunculi: Yeah!

Ed: The three of us! You just watch! We'll have the last laugh!

Three: The Knuckleheads!!!

Twenty minutes later

Ed, Envy, and Wrath sitting in the courtyard with books open

Envy: I don't get this, nothing makes sense in this part.

Wrath: This is getting confusing, why don't we just apologize to Al?

Ed: No! We can't, if we do now then we'll never get a chance to prove to him that we really are as smart as he is.

Envy: Yeah, but we're not.

Ed: Don't say things like that!

Wrath points at word problem

Wrath: Hey, this person's name is Blue3, would that mean Blue is his last name?

Envy: … That was random.

Ed: No, you've got it all wrong, Blue would be his first name, 3's his first name.

Wrath: Okay, but then what happened to Blue1, and Blue2.

Envy: …?

Wrath: And would that make Blue5 like Roy Mustang then?

Ed and Envy: …………? …. Ohhh…..!

Long pause

Bird flies from tree and lands on Wrath's head, then flies away

After class

Envy: I understand now that's it's not use if it's just us knuckleheads!

Lust (lost): Um… what?

Envy: I know there's a big test coming up tomorrow, but I never took any notes in class and now I have no idea what to study….

Lust: And?

Envy: Can I borrow your notes?

Lust: Um, sure *gives Envy notebook* Go ahead.

Envy: Yes!

Envy runs back to desk and begins flipping through notebook

Envy: Okay… don't get it… don't get it… don't get it… don't get it… don't- oh! What do we have here?

Looks down at small sketch of a poorly drawn chibi

Envy: Not much of an artist is she…? Hmm….

Envy hands book back to Lust

Envy: Thanks! *runs away*

Lust opens up book

Lust: *gasp*

Small chibi drawing with arrows through it

Al walks in and sees Ed at his desk

Al: Shouldn't you be studying, Brother?

Ed begins laughing and holds up two notebooks

Al: What're those?

Ed: They're my picks! Everything that'll be on the test! Look!

Runs over to Greed

Ed: Someone trying to cram before the test. Can you do it? Memorize everything?

Greed: Shut up! You'll make me forget!

Ed: Not to worry! Here!

Gives notebook to Greed

Ed: My predictions for what'll be on the test!

Greed: …How'd ya know?

Ed: Because I'm the Fullmetal alchemist! For example! Page thirty-four! That'll be on there for sure!

Greed: … Gimme one of those things!

Ed: I have one for everyone!

Everyone crowds around

The next day

Teacher: Alright, begin.

Everyone: … It's not here!!!

Ed: *blank stare*

Al: *sigh*

Homeroom

Envy stares at paper

Test grade: 30%

Envy scratches head

Envy: … Thirty points? … Well it was pretty hard…. Guess I should go brag now!

Envy runs over to Lust

Envy: Hey Lust I-!

Sees Lust's grade: 87%

Envy (backing away): Oh, um… never mind….

Ling: Hey May how'd ya do?

May: Pretty good, I got an eighty-five.

Ling: Oh I only got an eighty.

May: Most people did really well on it, so I bet the average will be really high.

Envy bits lip

Envy: … Not good.

Ed: Wrath how'd ya do?!

Wrath: Not so good.

Ed: Yeah well, there's no way it was gonna be.

Ed's grade: 31%

Wrath's grade: 42%

Wrath: I did it! Forty-two points! I won!

Ed: To think I lost to Wrath.

Envy runs over

Envy: Yes! Go Knuckleheads!

Ed: Are you gonna brag?

Envy: I only got thirty points!

Ed: That's just insane.

Wrath: Does this mean I'm the leader now, I got the high score.

Ed: I'm not sure if you're leader material.

Envy: That doesn't even make me envious.

Wrath: … Really?

Ed: Besides, Envy would be the leader. He got the lowest.

Ed: I'm going to see what Al got.

Wrath stares at Envy

Envy: What's with that look?

Wrath: Our leader!

Envy: What?

Wrath: Our leader!

Envy: Buzz off kid!

Wrath: Our leader!

Envy: I don't wanna be your leader!

Wrath: Our leader!

Al: Yes! A perfect score!

All three gather around Al

Al: H-huh?

Wrath: Fourty-two points!

Envy: Thirty points!

Ed: Thirty-one points!

Three: Combine our three scores together! That's a hundred and three points! The Knuckleheads win!!! Mawahahahaha!!!!!

Hey! Thanks for reading!!! Please review! Reviews are better than ice-cream!!!

Kentucky: You're a knucklehead.

Thanks! Maybe they'll let me join! Hey guys wait up!

Kentucky: …Idiot.

Tennessee :P