Cast in order of appearance: Envy, Wrath, Ed, Tucker
FMA in P.E.
Envy and Wrath walking down the hall
Wrath: We have P.E. next.
Envy: Joy.
Wrath: I gotta get my gym uniform.
Envy: I hate wearing that thing. I'm not changing.
Wrath: Wow Envy! You're a rebel!
Envy: Well at least I'm one thing I know you'll never be.
Wrath: I could be a rebel if I wanted!
Envy: I don't think so.
Wrath: Just watch me!
Gym class
Wrath bounces around normal homunculus clothing
Ed (wearing gym uniform): Shouldn't you get changed into the uniform?
Wrath: Nope! I'm gonna prove to Envy that he's not the coolest homunculus.
Ed: Well I don't think he is, but I still think it'll be hard for you to beat him.
Wrath ignores him and continues bouncing, one leg longer than the other making it hard to stand
Ed: I don't get how you can wear my limbs. Doesn't it get irritating having a longer leg and arm than you're supposed to have?
Wrath: Not really, it's like an itchy hat, *serious* ya know what I mean Edward?
Ed: … No I can't say I do.
Wrath: Ya just get used to it… but some day you'll be able to trade in that itchy hat for a nice fluffy one, *serious* ya know what I mean Edward?
Ed: … I've never heard that proverb before.
Wrath: But then there'll be a time where you'll have given up the itchy hat and your waiting for the fluffy hat, and you won't have a hat… and your ears will get cold…. *serious* ya know what I mean Edward?
Ed: Now I'm concerned on a number of levels….
Wrath walks away still looking at Ed
Expression: impassive
Envy looks at Wrath without gym clothes on
Envy: Hmm, you won't last.
Wrath: Yeah I will! It's just like an-
Envy: An itchy hat I know, you've told me like a million times!
Wrath: It's true!
Envy: I don't even know what you mean by that!
Wrath begins stroking his right arm
Wrath: Envy didn't mean it, there there.
Envy: …Whatever….
Tucker enters
Tucker: … I love those pants!
Wrath and Envy scream and desperately try and cover themselves up
Wrath: Tucker! Where's our gym teacher?
Tucker: He fell ill, I will be taking his place…. Where did you ever get such pants?!
Envy: That's it I'm going to go change!
Wrath: Right behind you!
Okay! Hi! Thanks for reading everyone! Please review (better than ice-cream!) Now I have a special request! Can you think of any comedy kid/teen movies that you think would be funny with FMA?! If you have an idea I've been thinking of doing something like that! I'd love to hear from you!
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