Cast in order of appearance: Ed, Al
Ed sitting in rod iron chair thrown at him in one of previous gags (see "Hohenheim's Will") while reading
Al enters and begins rocking on the balls of his feet
Ed (without looking up): I'm not getting you a cat.
Al: You don't even know what I was gonna ask!
Ed: Well, then what is it?
Al: … Please?! Please! I'll take care of it and feed it and play with it!
Ed: I'm not getting you a cat!
Al: … If you don't I'll tell Envy where you're hiding your diary!
Ed: Okay, let's go find a cat for you!
A half hour later
Ed: You bug me for years for a cat, then all the sudden decide you don't want one.
Al: Those cats were all ugly! I want a cat like Wrath's!
Ed: Wrath has a cat?
Al: Yeah he found it on the side of the road yesterday, here I'll show you.
Envy sitting on stage of underground play house doing nothing in particular
Wrath runs in
Wrath: Hey Envy! Ya wanna see my cat?
Envy: No not really.
Wrath: ….
Envy: … Fine.
Wrath holds up what is possibly the ugliest cat on the face of the planet
Envy: Whoa! What is that thing?!
Wrath: It's a cat.
Envy: No it's not! It looks like a mutant fish deep fried and rolled with dog hair!
Wrath: His name is Mr. Blind-eyes.
Envy: What's that stuff all over its face?!
Wrath: Scars…. Mr. Blind-Eyed-Scarred-Face.
Wrath holds cat out at Envy
Cat throws up on him
Envy: *rage, rage*
Wrath: Mr. Blind-Eyed-Scarred-Face-Puke-Mouth….
Ed walks in with Al
Ed: So where is this cat?
Cat screeches and jumps on Ed's face
Ed: AHH! Get it off me!
Envy rolls around laughing
Al: Brother?!
Wrath: Woo! Go Mr. Blind-Eyed-Scarred-Face-Puke-Mouth-Attack-Cat!!!!
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