Cast in order of appearance: Ed, Al, Wrath, Envy
Ed: Aw man, look at this giant book Teacher's making us read.
Al: What is it?
Ed: Something called The Grapes of Wrath.
Wrath: You called?
Al: No he said –
Wrath: (taking book) What's this? A book about me? You wanna read about me, Edward?
Envy: Who in their right mind would want to read about you?
Ed: I don't want to read about Wrath.
Wrath: Aw….
Ed: I have to read this book for Teacher.
Wrath: Mommy wrote a book about me?! I knew she loved me!!
Ed: No, Wrath it's not –
Envy: (laughing hysterically) Ha! You think she'd write a book about you!? What a joke! (takes book from Wrath) Look, this is clearly about… (reads title) grapes! … Wait, what's a grape?
Al: How could you not know what a grape is?
Wrath: I know what it is!
Envy: What?
Wrath: Um… hold on, I'll find one! (runs out)
Ed: Do you think he'll find one?
Al: Nope.
Envy: I still don't know what a grape is.
Al: Again, how could you not know?
Envy: Well if you're so smart, then what is it?
Al: It's a… well… Brother, you tell him!
Ed: Erm, it's like a round little fruit thing.
Envy: That's descriptive.
Ed: Hey, I'm not a dictionary okay?
Envy: You're right. You're too small to be a dictionary.
Ed: Don't call me small!
Al: Brother, calm down.
Wrath: (running back in) I found one!
Everyone: What?!
Wrath: Yeah, see look! (holds up a roll of duct tape)
Ed: Wrath, it was supposed to be a grape, not tape.
Wrath: Grape? But this is a grape, isn't it?
Ed: (sigh)
Envy: Hey Wrath, can I borrow your "grape" for a second?
Wrath: Yeah, sure.
Envy: Thanks (three seconds later…)
Wrath: Hey, you can't just stick me to the wall! Al! Ed! Help me!
Ed: Put tape on his mouth! Put tape on his mouth!
Envy: With pleasure.
Wrath: Hey I – (muffled mumbles)
The last chapter of FMA Gags! And this chapter is by my friend Shiloh Asha, so everyone give her a virtual hug for her amazing work!!!! Thanks for reading the Gags and hope to see you in Envy's New Groove!!!
Tennessee