A/N: Sorry again for STILL posting that not-done chapter…blame Jasmine :D Okayyyy so this chapter, I don't really like it at all. I feel like it's a good story gone bad sort of cuz I had a lot of writers block throughout this chapter.
Where left off: Edward's eyes bulged, jaw dropped, and I heard him gasp loudly. "It's not what it looks like!" I yelled.
CHAPTER 3-I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF
"BELLA!" He forced out. "How could you?"
"I'm sorry it's just that...well…I was planning to tell you!" I said licking my lips.
"But that's—that's just wrong for vampires! You need to quit!" He exclaimed.
"Emmett doesn't think so! He laughed!" I shot back.
"He went through the same thing. It was very…addicting." He said looking unhappy that I'd kept this from him.
"I can't help it but I just love vanilla pudding! It's just so darn good!" I shouted and started sucking my fingertips for more.
"Blood is and should be your only diet. Nothing more." He told me, and then, in one swift movement grabbed every cup of pudding I had, and threw it in the trash.
"Nooooooooo! No no no no no! I need it!" I shouted again and lunged for the trash. He could NOT throw away stuff that good. Now that's just wrong!
He picked up the trashcan and dodged me easily with a look of disapproval. "Listen Bella, love, it's no good for you.
I stared at him back like he had shot donkeys out of his nose and skipped away. "Edward, you don't understand! This could be the start of something new! It feels so right. Just try it! You'll see."
"It's like drugs for vampires!" He took the whole garbage and walked outside while I followed him out, still wanting to plead my case.
"'The start of something new'." He scoffed, mimicking my words and shaking his head. "That's how it all starts." He muttered, and with that he took out a lighter and lit the trash on fire—pudding and all.
"Ahhhhhh! No! You've lost it Edward!" That was unnecessary! He wasn't being reasonable at all! I have to admit though, the sizzling pudding in the fire gave off a smell that made my mouth water.
"It was for your own good. I'm sorry."
"No you're not. When I have pudding it's like I'm soarin', flyin! Like there's not a star in heaven that I can't reach!"
"You need help."
"Whatever." I said, walking into the house again while Edward cleared the fire he had made.
I flipped out my cell and phoned Alice. She had taken Renesmee out shopping and now I was wondering how they were. I found it odd that Nessie enjoyed taking these torturous trips with Alice. After Alice assured me that everything was going fine, I settled into our sofa in our living room with a real book.
I had only read a couple of pages when I heard Edward in another room mumbling something to himself. Crap! I had pudding hidden around house! I'm sure he's sniffing it out now, I thought as I headed to bedroom. I saw him on his knees pulling out that packs of pudding I had stashed there. I groaned.
He just shook his head, then continued.
I ran to him and slapped him down on his back straddling him. "Edward! Your blowing this all out of proportion. You said vampires were indestructible, so why does this matter so much?!"
"You have an addiction." He said simply. "Vampire or not, that's not healthy. You just need to stick to the status quo. You know, blood and only blood, like I said before."
"I don't have an addiction" I said, and Edward rolled his eyes and gave me skeptical look.
"The signs clearly point to it love, and I know it is often hard to accept personal faults. I have seen you scream and shout over it, and you acted as if the world was burning when in actuality, it was only vanilla pudding"
"Edward, I don't have an addiction." I repeated.
"We're all in this together, I know with a bit of work and maybe a second opinion you can overcome this," he continued, looking at me now as he held both of my hands in his.
"I don't have an addiction!" I slapped him on the chest, giving him an exasperated look.
"I expect you to experience some denial, but-" he didn't get to finish because I had leaned down and pressed my lips to his. As I kissed him, I tried to use my foot to slide the pudding back under the bed, right where it belonged. I kissed him harder trying to distract him and we rolled over so now he was on top of me, my mouth moving with his. He broke away after a couple minutes and crawled off of me only to yank the pudding out from under the bed. "Now you're just playing dirty" he said with a smirk.
"Fine. Have it your way." I said, and went outside to greet my daughter as I heard her pull up in Alice's yellow porche.
Renesmee stepped out the car with a huge smile on her face, the same breathtakingly beautiful smile she wore each time she greeted me. "How was your day Nessie? Did you have fun shopping with Aunt Alice?" I asked, embracing her in a tight hug. She then pressed her hand to my cheek, showing me how she visited countless stores and bought so many outfits and accessories. I smiled. She'd had a great time.
"Thank you Alice, looks like you made her day."
"You really did, Aunt Alice."Renesmee trilled in agreement.
Renesmee and I walked hand in hand to our house. "Have you eaten yet?
Yes, she answered, through her special touch and then showed me how she and Alice had hunted in the forests nearby.
"Good, because I need to show you something!" I exclaimed excitedly. I was eager to show her the humorous book I had acquired that morning and stored in the bookshelf in my room.
As I walked into my bedroom, what I saw sent ripples of fury through me. Edward was sitting on the floor devouring what had been my last packages of pudding. "No!" I growled. But somewhere in the back of my mind, I had been wondering how he could've resist the sweet smelling stuff.
A/N: Welllllllllllll that's it. Yea that's the THE END. I know it was a suckie ending but like I sed, it was a mostly suckie chapter too. Its cuz I was having writers block like the whole time.
