Document Opened: 05/03/2009, 06:07pm.
Authors Note:
Anyone else remember candy cigarettes? And snorting pixie stix is candy drug joke I have seen around multiple forums.
Modern Day AU, Humor, that should be about it.
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The red head sighed in frustraion, relieved to be home at least. It was a little after three on a Friday and he had been sent home a little earlier then normal with a project due back on Monday.
He walked into the kitchen and opened the fridge. Making sure everything was still as he arranged it. Nothing had been moved so that was good at least. He was by no means a heavy drinker or smoker but today was one of those days were he wanted to light one up, drink on a beer and curse his boss, Pein, inwardly until he felt somewhat better.
Grabbing a beer from the fridge he then got a package of smokes from the top of cabinet, he had put the things up high ever since he adopted. If anyone would have told him two years ago that he would have been a parent to an blond haired, wannabe artist who was fascinated by anything that flew and explosions and with three extra mouths and a speech impedimant...well then he would have killed them and turned them into a puppet.
Speaking of the brat, he should be home anytime now: It was almost three thirty in the afternoon. He had left the front door unlocked. No sooner had he thought it then the door opened and he heard something drop beside the door and the door itself was slammed shut.
Sasori frowned at that since he had told him multple times already that not only was it rude to do that but he could also break some part of the door. He was seriously reconsidering letting Kakuzu lecture the kid on money and the fact it costs money to repair things.
The red head was waiting on the little ball of energy to come bursting in so he could give him a brief lecture himself about not slamming doors but when the boy finally walked in he looked like how Sasori felt. "Deidara.." He was cut off by the child holding up his right hand and sighing,
"I don't wanna hear it, un." He said while going to the fridge and getting a couple of things. "You would not believe the day I had, un." He got his sought after items and sat beside Sasori at the table.
Sasori however raised an eyebrow at the items in question. The boy had gotten a bottle of root beer and his own pack of candy cigarettes. He hadn't remembered buying those for the kid.
He was not about to let him off the hook but for the sake of curiosity he would hear the boy out. "I doubt your day was worse then mine kid."
"Don't get me started. First Iruka-Sensei says I can't make my art 'cause it might hurt someone. Then at naptime I was not even tired and I over heard him and Mrs. Tsunade talking and he thinks I can skip kindergarten next year and move on to first grade, un." He stopped to catch a breath before continuing. "I'm five. I don't need that kind of pressure, un." It was silent for a moment as the boy took a quick gulp of his soda and stuck one of the candy sticks in his mouth.
"Well after hearing that it puts all of my problems into perspective." Still, he knew he would be talking to someone at the school soon. What was troubling him at the moment was the fact the blond was obviously emulating him. And it was a rare thing for him to even have this out now. "Brat, how long have you been doing that?" He pointed to the root beer bottle and the white candy sticks. Effectively changing the subject.
His visible blue eye blinked and he appeared thoughtful for a few seconds before shrugging. "I don't know. It's just something I started doing, un." He took a moment to tilt his head at his dad who looked thoughtful for a moment himself.
It didn't last long however since soon enough Sasori ruffled his sons hair and stood up. "What was that for, un?" He huffed but didn't protest when he was picked up from his chair.
"Lets say we both had bad days and go get a pizza?" His response was a delighted "Yeah, un!" While they were leaving he knew he would have to them both new devices soon since one of the last things he wanted to come in and see was his son snorting a pixie stick or shooting up corn syrup.
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Authors Note:
Corn syrup is in just about every soda. Save for lemon/lime drinks. I don't think it's in there.
I only caim originality for their devices, the rest reall is not original at all. In fact "I'm five. I don't need that kind of pressure, un." line is parodied from some show I cannot remember.
And Tsunade is married to Jiraiya here hence the Mrs.
While writing this I saw the new 'Red Bull' commercial. It's horrible and inapproprite, the oy has to be like ten in the commercial. Shame, shame. I remember when they had funny ones and not bad ones like that.
And I opted for using dad instead of Danna since this is an AU thing and I figured Danna would not have worked as well.
And he does love Dei but Sasori had a bad day too so he's a little on the cranky side.:p.
Later.
Finished: 05/03/2009, 08:54pm.