Author's note: Okaykay. I guess Tachi Kagahara and Ink Viper have good points. too many guys. So I'ma just gonna have 'em fight over her. w. But you can vote for people you want to fall for her. then again, shes eventually gonna have to choose between all of them. . . honestly I like having unique pairing so im gonna work in Urahara and Aizen as a struggle for her, but remember, the more fighting for her the merrier. (its funnier that way. trust me. . . TRUST ME.) and for my spelling errors, I reread all my chaps for errors then post it and read 'em again and find more mistakes. if you find them too good for you. but im just a lazy person in middle school who writes these chaps as im falling asleep so forgive my laziness.

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- - - Soul Society - - -

As soon as Naruto opened her eyes, she felt as if she was flying. . . Until she looked down and realized she was falling.

"Ahhhh!" Naruto fell as few feet until landing with an 'oof'. To her surprise the landing didn't hurt all that much. She sat there for a while until a voice interrupted her thoughts.

"Could you get off me?" There, under Naruto, was a boy with bright red hair in the shape of a pineapple. Naruto was so surprised she could only stare. That irritated the boy. "Hello? Would ya get off me?" Naruto muttered a quick 'sorry and stumbled to her feet.

"Sorry. I didn't realize that I landed on anyone. Are you ok?" Naruto helped him up and dusted him off. It was the least she could do for the stranger she landed on.

"I am now. Why were you falling from the sky anyways?! Are you mad?!" His face turned as bright as his hair. "Where did you even come from?!" Naruto looked sad.

"Homestly, I don't know. The last thing I remember is a guy hitting my forehead with the butt of a sword. That and then landing on you."

"Oh, you must be new here the. But I wonder why you fell from the sky though. Oh well. My name's Renji and that man was probably a shinigami from the Seireitei. There are thousands of them. He sent you here, to the Soul Society. But unlucky for you, you landed in Rukongai 77. It's a bad place but nowhere as bad as 80." He suddenly grabbed her and started running. "Come on! I'll introduce you to some of my friends!" Renji didn't know why he trusted her but for some reason he felt like he should.

- - - Soul Society . Yama no Kyodai (Borther's of the Mountain) - - -

"Hey would you slow down?!" Naruto was practically dragged by Renji up a hill. Her ninja skills doing her no good since she wasn't fully adapted to her soul body. To her surprise Renji abruptly stopped. She looked up to see a run down shack that had seen better days.

"We're here! Come on! I'll introduce you to Rukia." Renji walked right in and started looking around. " Rukia! Where are you?! We have compa—GACK!" Renji had suddenly been kicked upside the head by a petite black-haired girl and was now flying off the hill.

"Would ya let me sleep for at least ONE hour?! ONE HOUR RENJI. YOU NEVER LET ME—Oh. I didn't know we had company. Hahaha." After yelling a bit the girl realized there was another person present and started laughing nervously.

"Thats—huff—What I was—huff—trying to tell you—huff—huff," replied Renji, tired after running up the hill.

"Sorry. Well, hi, my names Rukia what's yours?" The petite girl, now 'Rukia', extended her arm to Naruto for a handshake.

"Yeah, now that you mention it I never got your name." Rukia then hit Renji scolding hi for not asking.

- - - Mindscape - - -

What? My name? What do I say?

Your name obviously you idiot.

Kyuu? You're still here? I thought we were supposed to be separated after death?

Me too. But Shinigami thought otherwise.

Which shinigami are you talking about? I heard there are thousands of them here.

Kit. These people aren't true shinigami there more like shinigami henchmen with similar powers.

Oh. So you must know a few things about them. Tell me Kyuu, about the Soul Society, Shinigami, and all this crap.

Language Naru-chan language.

Kyuu. Seriouly.

Okay, okay. The Soul society is the place where souls go after they die. This world consists of the Rukongai, where souls first live when they arrive in the Soul Society, and the Seireitei, which is at the center of the Soul Society. The shingami live in the Seireitei. Here, life is pretty much normal, aside from slowed aging. Oh, and you never get hungry either.

Really! Then I must be broken 'cause I'm starving!

No interrupting! The shingami pretty mush lead souls to the afterlife.

BORING.

Kit.

Sorry.

The shinigami also defeat hollows with the use of their zanpakutos. Zanpakutos usually resemble swords and are their primary weapons and are pretty much made from the user's soul. As for hollows, hollows are a race of creatures born from souls who for some reason do not pass on to the Soul Society after their death and stay in the human world for too long. Hollows can also make other hollows. They live in a different world from the Soul Society and the Human World. They settle in Hueco Mundo.

Oh. Is that it?

There's more but I'm too lazy. Now about that name thing. Are you just stupid? Just tell them your name.

I can't.

And why just not?!

Because Naruto destroyed Konoha. Naruto is a monster.

Kit your not a monster and you didn't destroy Konoha.

But Sasuke did! And I trusted him! It's my fault! Kyuu, these people don't know me! I can start over. I can try again . . .

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If you really feel that way . . .

I do now all I have to do is come up with a name.

Well, how about—

- - - Soul Society - - -

"Sora."

"—and you never let me!—What" Rukia, still fighting with Renji, paused to hear what she said.

"My name is Sora," she replied.

"Sora. That's a fitting name since your eyes are as blue as the sky," pondered Renji.

Told you so.

Shut up Kyuu.

Ouch.

- - - 2 Hours Later - - -

"—and that's why they call it Yama no Kyodai." Rukia was just telling Sora how the mountain got its name.

"So your telling me a long time ago two guys called the Elric brothers drew a circle in the dirt and made a mountain while clapping hands?" Sora made a face.

"Well that's the legend," replied Renji. Rukia got up and went over to a shelf on the wall.

"Hey guys. Do you wanna—" Rukia was soon cut off when two shinigami suddenly appeared in the room. As soon as they got here they appeared to have started testing for something.

"Hey! What the heck are you doing?!" yelled Renji whom they ignored. They were silent until one of them finished and spoke up.

"Yeah, this is the place. Hirako-taicho, should we test each of them?" The shinigami boy had short, brown hair and brown eyes with rectangular-framed glasses.

"That'd be best," replied the shinigami dubbed 'Hirako-taicho.' He had long, blonde hair, amber eyes, and a weird smile that seemed glued to his face . . . Maybe it was. Both shingami took out strange devices and went over to each person. "Don't be alarmed we are just checking each of your reitsu levels."

All three of the souls stood still as if one wrong move would have their brains fried or worse.

"You three, what are your names?" asked 'Hirako-taicho.

"It is common courtesy to give your own before asking of anothers," replied Sora. Her eyes narrowing as she crossed her arms.

"Ah! Excuse my rudeness. Shinji Hirako, Gobantai taicho. The guy over there is Aizen Sosuke, Gobantai fukutaicho," replied Shinji whose smile grew larger. Renji and Rukia seemed out of it realizing they were in the presence of a taicho and fukutaicho of the Goteijusantai. Seeing this, and not realizing the severity of their ranks Sora replied.

"Well that's nice. I'm Sora and the two over there are Rukia and Renji. Rukia's the short one and Renji's the red pineapple."

"HEY!" Rukia and Renji yelled in unison.

"Well it's true." Shinji and Aizen chuckled.

"Well it appears you three have known each other for a long time," said Aizen poking Sora with the device.

"Appearances are deceiving. Honestly, I don't know about those two but I just arrived here a few hours ago," Aizen's eyes widened.

"Here as in the Soul Society?"

"Yeah. Maybe six hours ago give or take a know, you're kinda cute. For a shinigami."

"Thanks. For a non-shingami like yourself, your not that bad looking either." Sora blushed and quicklly turned her head. "I don't think I've seen anyone with eyes as blue as your in the Seireitei. They're very uniq—" Aizen's body stiffened as he finished his readings. "Taicho what are your readings?"

"The boy is 1578 and the girl is 1612. It seems they can make it as shinigami." Shinji leaned over Aizen's shoulder and whispered in his ear, "What are your readings Ai-chan?" Aizen slowly turned his head, shuddered at Shinji's smile, and smacked his taicho.

"TOO CLOSE." Aizen then measured eight feet and stood that far from Shinji. He then looked at the device and sputtered, "f-f-f-four-thousand-fi-fif-five-hu-hun-hundred-three!?" Aizen through the device in the air as if it were going to blow up and ran from the shack in a series of frantic shunpos that didn't even get him twenty feet.

"What was that?" Shinji, as if by magic, recovered from the hit, caught the device, and stared at its screen. He stared and stared . . . and then he sweated, A LOT. "I don't even have this much spiritual pressure. Is this the reading that Mayuri got?" Shinji whispered.

"What reading?" Sora was already looking over his shoulder trying to peer at the device. That freaked Shinji out. Did look like this to Aizen? Who knows. All he knows is that he had to take these three, especially Sora, away from the Rukongai before anyone died from the weight of the reiatsu.