Came from my sleep deprieved mind at 4 in the morning........Therefore, it is weird........Wow, I think I need help

Dedicated to: My black bug (boston terrier/pug) I MISS HIM! I haven't seen him for 3 days 'cause I've been out of town.....AWWWWW

Gus didn't look up as Shawn walked into the Psych office. Then, he heard the click of nails on a hardwood floor. Where had he heard that noise before?

Oh no.

"Shawn you didn't!" He yelled as he looked up.

Gus was shocked to see his best friend looking very beat up. His nose was bleeding, and he had a split lip. On top of that he was nursing a swollen hand and limping. The fake psychic flinched when looked at Gus and shrugged.

Next to him stood a fat black pug with its head held high and a rope toy in its mouth.

"What the heck happened? And why is there a dog in here?"

Shawn limped over to his desk and sat down. The pug followed and laid down underneath the desk.

"Gus, I was tricked!"

Gus rolled his eyes. "How?"

"Well, there were these two kids that were tying to get rid of this dog." He motioned to the pug. "I happened to walk by and apparently their older brother knows me and so they knew I couldn't refuse a bet. So, the two weasels bet me I couldn't win a game of tug-a-war with the dog. If I won I got $20." Gus rolled his eyes again. "If I lost I had to take the dog. I thought I could win!"

Gus let that information sink in and then he started laughing.

"Shawn, did you get beat up by that tiny dog that badly?"

Shawn looked hurt.

"She's stronger than she looks!" He defended.

Gus just laughed harder. The pug slowly poked it's head out from underneath the desk. She seemed to know she was being made fun of, and she didn't like it.

Suddenly, she ran forward and started growling at Gus. She looked very deadly. Gus lept out of that chair faster than Clark Kent on steroids.

Once she was satisfied Gus was scared enough she and trotted over to the couch, growling at Shawn as she walked by, causing Shawn to flinch away from the pug.

Oh yeah, she had complete power over these two weak humans.

When Shawn was sure the pug was far enough away he looked up at Gus. Then he fell out of his chair laughing.

"I will kill you Shawn!" Gus yelled.

"Dude!" Shawn had to stop as he gasped for air. "You peed your pants!"

"Shut up!"

Review or I'll send my bug after you!!

And yes, I am fully aware of the fact Clark Kent cannot take steroids