Layman here, happy holidays! Here's something to help all you readers get into the spirit of the month. Enjoy!
Max; Hi there, my name is Max.
Fang; And I'm Fang.
Iggy; Iggy.
Nudge; Nudge!
Gazzy; The Gasman, but you can call me "Gazzy".
Angel; I'm Angel.
Total; And you may refer to me as Total esq.
Max; And we're all here to give you a message about...
All; Christmas!
Nudge; Oh, I just lovelovelove Christmas! With all the lights, and the decorations, and the presents, and the snow! I just love how snow looks so pretty when it falls, like someone put a sheet of marshmallows on the world. It would be kind of icky to walk on, but then, every time you had hot chocolate, you could just reach outside and grab a handful. That would be so great, just you and your family sitting in front of the fireplace drinking hot cocoa. In fact, we should all do that this year; just us, your mom, Ella...Hey does your mom even have a fireplace in her house? It would be a real bummer if she didn't, because then we'd have to-Mmmmphfff!
Iggy; Nudge, shut the (*boop*) up already!
Max; Iggy! This is suppose to be a public service announcement, which means the ENTIRE public will be watching this, so no language!
Iggy; *huffs* Fine.
Angel; Max, what does (*boop*) mean?
Max; *sweatdrops* Uh, I'll tell you later. Anyways, about Christmas...
Fang; Christmas is a time of giving.
Gazzy/Angel/Nudge; And presents!!!
Max; Yes, and presents. But most of all, it's a time of love.
Iggy; Ewwwwwww!
Fang; *slaps Iggy* Not that kind of love, idiot.
Dr. M; That's right, Iggy. She means it a time of fellowship and forgiveness.
Max; Mom? Ella?
Ella; Hi Max!
Total; Akila! My darling, my angel, of what should you choose to grace this unworthy knave with your radiant presence?
Akila; Bark!
Max; What are you guys doing here?
Dr. M; Well that's a nice way to greet your mother. But anyways, we're here because the CSM is paying for all these PSAs.
Ella; Isn't it great?
Max; It is great, but I thought we were doing these things ourselves?
Dr. M; We're paying for this, aren't we? Why shouldn't we be represented in these?
Max; I guess that's alright, anyone else have a problem?
All; *shake heads*
Max; Take it away, Mom!
Dr. M; Thank you dear. Ahem, first of all, Christmas is the time of year when most people celebrate the birth Jesus.
Angel; Like the Nativity, right?
Dr. M; Exactly. Most churches even do live re-enactments of it.
Max; And churches aren't as bad as people think. Trust me, we've been once.
Jeb; Excuse me, mind if we come in?
Max; Jeb? Ari? *slaps head* Is everyone in the whole freaking world gonna be in this thing?
Ari; What? Are more people coming?
Jeb; I don't think so, we didn't anyone else in the hall when we came in.
Ari; So what exactly are you guys doing anyways?
Angel; We're making a Public Service Announcement for Christmas!
Max; *mumbles under breath through gritted teeth* Would you like help out?
Ari and Jeb nod.
Brigid pokes head around door.
Brigid; Hi there, we heard you guys talking in here and thought we'd stop by.
Flock; "We?"
ter Borcht comes around corner.
Ter Borcht; If you vouldn't mind, ve sought ve vould-
Whole Group; NO!!!!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!
Brigid and ter Borcht slunk out of room.
Director; *off page* Hey you guys have thirty seconds left, try to wrap this up!
Gazzy; What?! Where did all the time go?
Iggy; Motormouth here probably ate most of it up with her little monologue.
Nudge; Hey!
Max; *apologetic* Sorry folks, but it looks like we won't be able to tell you all the wonderful things about Christmas. I guess the only thing to do now is to wrap it all up (no pun intended). So, from all of us to you,
Everyone; Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
Gazzy; Pthhhhhhhhh!
Nudge; Gazzy!
Iggy; *cluthes throat, pretends to asphyxiate* Gas....Mask!
Fang; Later.
Ari; I'll join you.
Max; *face-palms* Why me?
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