Disclaimer: as usual all Naruto, Bleach and all other Anime things aren't mine.

Me: Wow I forgot wat naruto's technique in da last chapter. It's Haku's crystal ice mirrors if I remember correctly.

Kiba: dumbass.

Me: nande mo nai

Naruto: how come you snap at me and not at kiba?

Me: because Kiba isn't irritating

Naruto: What are you calling me irritating I'm irritating what a.

Me: (Writes a muzzle on Naruto) see irritating.

Kiba: well I'm honored by that anyway let's start.

Me: Hai.

Naruto: ahiohgoihdos

'The truth is guys that I'm actually the head of the water clan and # 2 assassin in the world." Naruto said in monotone. We all seemed to be stunned in shock until Hidan grabbed Naruto by his shirt and picked him up.

"What assassin!? How you can be so carefree and oblivious in school and sitill always be THAT dangerous!!!" Hidan screamed at Naruto. Naruto just let out a sigh and all of a sudden a mini tornado surrounded Naruto and force Hidan to let go. Naruto was floating now with the tornado gone.

"I reside in the world of wizards, knights and songstresses if you wish to learn more about me I'll start with my true form." A brught light than surrounded Naruto and when it disappeared Naruto looked…….. very……. Hot. Naruto was wearing a kimono that reached all the way down to his knees…… That's pretty much it. The kimono was line with blue orbs and held the design of the Japanese waves. "Kiba stop staring." Naruto said obviously frustrated.

Kiba blushed. "Sorry Naruto but shouldn't you where a little more.. I mean you're running around in just…. That." Pein pounded me on my head. "W-What the hell Pein you can't be serious I mean look at him."

"For your information Kiba the people of the water are very harmonious and we believe for our energy to flow. Just like our clothes we need to be able to move quickly and fluidly." Naruto said angrily.

"They are also the clan with Women leader Naruto was actually appointed hear for his natural beauty." Naruto's dad had said from the background. Naruto punched him in the face and he went flying. "Ara ara Naruto-chan so mean to his father."

"Consider that as thanks." Naruto said with his fist still in the spot where it hit his fathers face. "Kiba, Pein, Hidan and shikamaru I can trust you guys with this secret right?" Naruto turned serious all of a sudden. We all nodded our heads in agreement. Naruto brightened with a smile and titled his head. Kawaiiiiii. They all thought simultaneously. "Um I know it's a little early but I need you guys to begin training with me." Naruto said in a quiet tone. "Eto I um am required to have guardians of the elements by me so if you guys wouldn't mind…. Um touching these papers." He handed us each a paper which looked like old paper.

Kiba touched his and it crumbled into dust.

Shikamaru touched his and it teared in half.

Pein touched his and it crumpled.

Hidan touched his and it lit on fire.

"OOOOOO perfect I have one of each guardian it will be so much easier to teach you guys individually now." Naruto clapped his hands together and jumped for joy. His kimono riding up his legs a little while he did that. Kiba and Hidan got a bloody nose while Shikamaru looked away and blushed a little. Pein had the audacity to go over to Naruto and pull down his kimono a bit when he was done. "P-Pein you didn't have to do that." Naruto was blushing now and Pein hugged him to say he was sorry.

"Naru-chan shouldn't you turn back to normal now?" Pein said in a kind voice than a smile went across his face. Naruto blushed a little than nodded. The light covered him once more and he was back in his school uniform.

"Um you guys if we don't transport back to school I think we're gonn be in serious trouble." Naruto said wrapping up his wounds just in case. "Here I can transport us back with the rest of my chakra." We nodded. "Um ineed you guys to grab onto me for a second." The four boys smiled. Kiba grabbed Naruto's hips. SHikamaru put his arm around him. Hidan also his arm placed around. Pein stood there. "Pein don't you need to go back to school?"

"I don't know I'll have to think about it." He waved his hand for them to start. "You guys can start though." Naruto nodded.

"With the will of the head of the water clan I order the light and darkness to do my bidding. Time and space separate. Space move me in no time." Naruto finished his incantation and Pein walked over to Naruto. He tilted Naruto's head up and kissed him right than and there.

In an instant the five were back at school. Pein and Naruto still kissing. Kiba and Hidan saw that and came after Pein but Pein seemed to have been to fast and slipped away. Naruto was standing where Pein had left him looking down now.

"T-That was my first kiss. " Naruto was shaking with anger now. "I'm gonna get aniki for that."

Than Naruto, Kiba nad Shikamru both paled in realization. "We just skipped Anko's class." They ran back as fast as they could to her class hoping they made it. Than the bell rang for recess. They were frozen in disappointment right outside of her class. They slowly crept through the open door . Anko grabbed Kiba and Naruto by their shoulder and Shikamaru was pinned between her breasts.

"So you three think skipping my class is funny huh!?" Anko threw them out of the window with surprising strength than screamed so the entire school could hear.

"YOU THREE ARE DEAD MEAT TOMMORROW"

To be continued~

Me:If this was an anime you would probably see the birds coming out of the tree when anko yelled at them so imagine that.

Kiba and Naruto: HELP US WE'RE STILLL FALLING!!!!!!

Me: Oh yea I forgot about you guys hear (writes them hitting the ground) imagine like in an anime that their chibi souls are coming out of their mouth.

Shikamaru: see what happens when the two dumbest kids in class skip.

Kiba: what about you you skipped too.

Anko: deal with it you brat before I find another window.

Naruto:……. (quiet.)