Author's Note: For some reason, this chapter was hardest thing I've ever written…
Hope it came out okay…

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It's a sad day when you have to teach your friend about remaining pure.

And that's exactly what Toris had to do.

He knew what went on at Francis's house. Well, he had a pretty decent idea, at least.

And he didn't like it. Not one bit.

"Alfred! Are you listening to me at all?" Toris cried, folding his arms. The American has dozed off, head hanging and a bit of drool dripping from the corner of his mouth. "Alfred?! Come on and wake up! I'm trying to help you here!"

"Wha-?" Lifting his head slowly, Alfred did his best to blink the remnants of sleep away from his eyes.

"Alfred. Listen to me. You can't start fucking around. It's not good for your moral character or your reputation. Do you want the status of 'Alfred F. Jones: Easy as fucking hell' to get around? I don't think so."

"Who said anything about me and Francis fucking?" Alfred yawned in reply, leaning back in his chair. "He sucked me off, is all. Oral sex is very different than actual penetration." He added, smiling proudly.

Toris lost all color in his face momentarily, before going bright red. "Sex is sex, Alfred! Don't do it! Save yourself for marriage! You remember the story of Cinderella, right? She didn't lose anything at the ball that she couldn't get back." He said seriously, frowning.

At this, Alfred cracked up. "Toris! You did not just say that! Are you trying to give me a lesson in abstinence? SO GAY!" He laughed, nearly falling backwards. "What are you, my mom? That is seriously beyond lame, dude."

Blushing furiously, Toris rose from his chair. "You know what? Go get knocked up. See if I fucking care. When you end up as the world's new sex toy, don't come crying to me. It's not longer my problem. Good day to you." Doing his best to hide his tears, he took off for the front door.

As his friend departed, Alfred stared blankly at the empty chair in front of him. "What did I say?" He wondered aloud to himself.

xxxxx

Toris drove home in silence, trying to concentrate on the road in front of him rather than the horrible thoughts going through his head. What had he done? Alfred was an idiot. He didn't understand what he was doing was wrong. They were all taking advantage of the poor boy! And he was just going to sit back and watch? No.

Suddenly, though, Toris's thoughts wandered to the deeper parts of his mind as realization hit him.

Alfred was an idiot. An idiot who wanted sex. And who was Toris to deny him the fun?

Hell, he obviously couldn't beat him. Why not join him?

"Gah! Obscene thoughts! Get out of my head!" Toris spat, taking his hands off the wheel to give himself a nice smack to the head. He only snapped out of his trance when the loud honk of an approaching car flung him back to reality.

"Watch where you're going, asshole!" The driver shouted, shaking his fist as he drove by.

Not even bothering to apologize, Toris turned his attention back to his driving.

However hard he tried, still, impure thoughts kept making their way back into his brain and corrupting his better judgment.

As he pulled up to his house, though, his cell phone rang in his coat pocket. It was Alfred. Heart skipping a beat, he flipped open the phone. "Yeah?"

"Torissss… I'm bored… why'd you leave so suddenly?" Alfred's voice griped from the phone.

"Because you didn't listen to me! You completely blew off my advice and let Francis get his grubby hands all over you!"

"Are you jealous?"

"I- I beg your pardon?!"

"I want to know if you're jealous of Francis's blow job." Alfred stated simply.

"…maybe a little bit…" Toris whispered timidly, but shook his head furiously when he realized what he had admitted. "But don't get the wrong idea! I just don't like the thought of you and him, is all…"

"Toris, what's sex like? You and Felix did it, right? You were married, after all…" He asked out of nowhere.

"Excuse me?! How is that any of your business?" Toris cried, nearly tumbling out of the car as he threw the door open.

"I was just wondering…"

And suddenly, the immoral thoughts crept back to his conscious mind.

Tell the boy, they said. Take his virginity. Be his first. Make him moan your name.

"I'll be back in a few minutes. I promise that I will keep you entertained." He said quietly, hanging up the phone.

xxxxx

And then the air was filled with deep breathing.

Toris ran his tongue along the inside of Alfred's teeth, purring contently all the while.

After what seemed like an eternity, the two broke apart, a trail of saliva left connecting their swollen lips. "T- Toris…" Alfred moaned, lifting his bare legs to wrap around Toris's thin waist. "More? May I please have more?" He begged, lower lip quivering with anticipation. "You're so good at this… Felix was lucky…"

"I'm not some… sexual extraordinaire or whatever you think I am. I've only done it twice in my life... But you, my friend… you're going to be lucky number three," Toris cooed, nibbling at the flesh of his neck. "Now. I'm going to stretch you out a bit. Do you have any lube?"

"Any what?"

"Man, you really don't have any experience. Okay. I'll tell you straight up that this might sting, then. Just relax and soon it'll get better," He whispered, kissing the boy's forehead before forcing two of his fingers into Alfred's mouth. "Suck." He commanded.

Nodding weakly, Alfred ran his tongue over the intruding digits until they were good and wet. "Remember, this might hurt at first. But you'll get used to it." Toris warned, pulling his fingers out and carefully inserting two of them into the shaking nation.

Alfred's body trembled, and he held his breath, trying to adjust to the bizarre sensation that had washed over him. "Ow…" He whimpered, muscles tightening around the fingers.

"I'm going to add another one. Just take deep breaths." Toris instructed.

"Torisss… I want you to fuck me," Alfred said hoarsely.

"As you wish…" Toris complied, removing his fingers and placing Alfred's legs on his shoulders. He lined himself up with Alfred's opening and pushing almost completely in. Toris moaned when he felt how tight Alfred was.

"F- fuck! T- that hurts!" Alfred whined, panting heavily as he tried to adapt to the new feeling. "Toris! You never said it would hurt so bad!"

"I warned you. Just wait," Toris soothed, placing a hand on his lover's hip as he began to move.

Slowly, Alfred's face changed from that of panic to one of pure pleasure . "H- harder…" He pleaded

"As you wish." Toris repeated, picking up the pace considerably.

"Toris!" Alfred cried out, tossing his head from side to side as he was penetrated even deeper than before. His body was covered in a thin layer of sweat, and his glasses hung askew.

Arms muscles tensing up, Toris gasped as he reached his climax, filling Alfred to the rim as he came. At the same instance, Alfred released all over the couch.

Adjusting himself so that he would not crush Alfred, Toris collapsed onto his side, breathing erratic and uneven.

"How was that for sex ed.?" Toris chuckled breathlessly, grinning over at Alfred.

"Fucking awesome…" Alfred panted in reply.

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Annnnd it killed me to write this.
It's my head!canon that Arthur took Alfred's virginity.

BUT OH WELL.
I thought Toris fit this story better~

Hope you enjoyed!

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