It's a New Year, fellow Forks students, and boy do we have some gossip already to go.
Lauren, caught with her cousin in New York again, tsk tsk tsk, won't she ever learn? Family and sex just don't work well....
Mike Newton, well, not necessarily news as he just got another restraining order from Jessica. We all know Jessica loves the attention, and the obsession; why put a restraining order on the poor little stalker?
Oh, don't worry; I didn't forget our favourite little incest family.
As we all know A and J, and Em and R were the biggest news last year. With all the sneaking and hiding around from mamma and poppa Cullen; hoping they wouldn't find out that their adopted little babies were all grown up and doing the deed, with their other own adopted siblings. But we all came to terms with it...
But now the biggest news that we all know you ladies are dying to hear. E is still on the market ladies! Yes I hear your squeals of joy, BUT, as loyal informer Jessica informed; our favourite little hunk was caught with a certain strawberry blonde on New Years in Paris. She's informed to be American, from Alaska, and is old hunnies with E. The full lipped bubbly, blonde looks to be our newest piece of goss.
Her name from here on out will be T. SO look out E's lover, there's a new girl on the block; living on Peach street with her sister's.
Not to much of a post, the same boringness of Forks just with a new ditzy blonde. But it is just the first morning of a New Year.
Until next time
Xoxo
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