Alice.
Forks High's very own, in the flesh, gossip queen (even gave gossip girl a run for her money when she first got here). She knows everything about everyone. No one knows how she finds this stuff out, but she does. She knows everyone's dark secret, everyone's hidden skeleton, everyone's worst nightmare.
She never tells anyone her knowledge though. Except once when Lauren was caught with her hand down Jasper's pants at a homecoming, the following week everyone (including Lauren's parents) knew she was of screwing her second cousin. That's how everyone knew about the first time, the second time was just a scandal found out by her maids who told everyone they knew. But I'm sure Alice didn't put in a little arm twisting for that one too.
It ruined her social life and her future.
Who knew someone so small could be so evil?
Alice walked up to Jasper who was waiting for her and smiled, her little nose scrunching slightly.
Sorry. Something so small and cute be so evil?
Jasper.
Alice's boyfriend, a guy not to fuck. If you do, you're entire life could be ruined from just one tinny whiny little rumour... I wonder who would start that?
He's quiet, sensitive and fierce. You'd never think he's the kind of guy who could and would willingly like to kick someone's ass just for the fun of it. Blame Alice if you will, she's the one who always pressure's him into being the bigger man...
He's not the kind of person that takes peoples shit... but if a dead body turns up in Forks, go see Jasper. I'm sure he'd be more than cooperating.
He's your typical manic depressive, scared wrists, drug induced personality, sadistic masochistic son of bitch. But come on, who doesn't love a bit of S&M every now and then?
Rosalie.
Rosalie, the most gorgeous woman you will ever meet!
But, she's a bitch to say the least. We all know why she's so bitter, and we can't blame her really. If you had a miscarriage at the age of 16 and found out you could never have kids again; you'd be a little grumpy too.
But she's not really the Ms. Perfect, so why does she have the right to judgment queen? She grew up in New York, Queens. If it weren't for Carlisle she'd be Ms. Ghetto on some talk show screaming "Yo' my babies daddy!"
Emmet.
Fork's very own big, monstrous looking teddy bear. This funny, loud, slightly dumb guy couldn't hurt a fly... unless they fucked with his family off course.
His biggest weakness would be Rosalie, previously stated. They adore one another, anyone touches her it's goodbye testicles.
We all learned that from the incident with James last year.
And of course.
Edward.
Fork's local bad boy. He drinks, he sniffs, he fucks, he's got attitude.
You hurt his family, you die.
That's the way it used to be. Now all he cares about is himself, if that. He's usually to dope up on coke, to hypo from speed, or way to out of it from hash.
This expression is used way to often but In this case, it's needed:
Edward, you've changed man.
Who's this? The beautiful, brunette, dough eyed, beauty with the thigh high boots?
No it couldn't be could it?
She couldn't be....
It isn't....
It can't be...
It is....
There's only one person that needs to hear this right now
Gossip Girl.