"Party down at La Push," Jessica smirked, looking down at her black berry as well as all the rest of the BIMBOS of the school. Minus Angela who sat next to Bella playing with the straw in her drink.

"When?" Mike asked, the sore on his hand had healed over slightly and he wasn't sweating so Bella guessed he got his fix after all.

"Tomorrow night," Lauren answered from her spot on the outer circle, everyone glared at her for speaking and she shut up and looked back down at her nails.

"Oh, that means you can't go right Bella?" Jessica smiled sweetly, the slightest of clueless looks on her face. Oh how Bella dreamed of smashing her face into Jessicas uneaten plate of food.

"What do you mean?" asked Bella realising what she had said.

"Oh... I guess you don't know..." she said innocently and side glanced at her two minions on either side, Bella didn't think they were worth learning their names so they are now Bimbo 2 and Bimbo 3. All three bimbos looked down at there phones/black berrys and smirked, all handing it up to her at the same time.

Things have been rather boring with the lack of drama coming from B. I thought things would get more interesting after we had our queen B back but she hasn't even tried to regain her position. Anywhoo I just called in to tell you of an interesting little event lil old me found out about tomorrow night. Swans. Cullens. Dinner. Cullens residents.

Hopefully things will be getting a little more hot and spicy.

Until next time

XOXO

Gossip girl

Bella stared at all three screens, jaw open, eyebrow arched.

"Fuck." Was all she said.

She looked over at the Cullen table to see them all staring at her as well, all witht eh same expression.

She jumped up from her seat. The seat making a screeching sound on the floor.

She stormed over to their table, her black tight shirt slid up her body even further so that it was above her navel, her dark grey shaded jeans were tight with rips int he bottom and her converses stomped with the sound of her feet.

"What the fuck is this?" she fumed, throwing Jessica's Black berry on the table. She swears she heard Jessica gasp and then hiss bitch under her breath. Browny point for Bella.

"You tell us," Alice snarled, her spiky hair getting slightly more spiked if possible.

She sighed, "Was this your parentals or mine?" she tapped her foot on the ground.

The family looked at each other cluelessly, until Emmet put his hand up, "Ours... and yours..." he shrugged as they gave him death stairs.

"You mean... they don't know?" she asked, her eyes opening wide.

"Do they not know that we like hate you? No they don't..." Rosalie rolled her eyes.

"Go back to your nails Barbie and leave the thinking to the grown ups," Bella smiled sweetly.

"Bitch," Rosalie snarled.

"Slut," Bella blew a kiss to her before turning back to the others, "So they think we're all still... buddies?" she said scrunching her nose slightly at the word.

"Mhm, we're tight," scoffed Jasper as he rolled his eyes, slinging his arm around Alice. Alice smiled slightly.

"Like this," Bella crossed her middle finger and index over one another before rolling her eyes and turning to walk away.

Fuck.

"WTF!" squealed "Tanya" as she bumped her easily D cup twins into Bellas easily just C's.

"This just gets better..." huffed Bella as she ran a hand through her messed brown hair.

"OMFG is this that brat who broke my pookies heart?" Tanya gasped.

Bella caught herself from laughing as she turned slightly and looked at Edward who had stayed quiet through out the whole event, "Pookie?" she asked.

"It is. You know you have some nerve showing up here," she said, nodding her head matter of fact like.

"I have some nerve? Jessica Simpson get your brains out your tits and go back to Malibu with your trashy fake tan," Bella rolled her eyes.

"You little bitch," she huffed, pushing her shoulders.

"Bitch I just spent the last 6 months in Queens so if you want to see me use a shivvy made from your no sugar fat free coke and mess up that pretty little face of yours, touch me again, if not back the fuck off," she said, all up in her face like.

Ok so she spent one month in New York on the upper east side, and went to the Bronx once in that whole time and she only knows what a shivy is by watching Gilmore girls btu if it scared this little skank of it all works out.

Her blue eyes widened and she looked horrified, "Eddy Teddy?" she whimpered running over to "Eddy Teddy".

"What the fuck is with the pet names?" she was five minutes away from stomping her foot and damn it she didn't care who knew.

"Bella run along," Edward sighed as he had the blonde in his arms and his arms were hovering over her arms since he didn't know what to do with them as he had a disgusted look on his face as if he were changing a diaper.

"You say fetch and I run," she saluted, satisfied that she'd ruined his lunch


"Was that really necessary?" Edward huffed as he slammed into his seat, wiping at his tear stricken shirt.

"Probably not but it was entertaining," she smirked as she stared ahead.

"You know I always thought when.. if you came back you'd of changed, but I never thought you'd become a bitch..." he shook his head.

"Aw hun you and me both know this is the nicer version of me..." she smiled, stroking his cheek slightly.

His jaw tightened. It was. She was a bitch before, even worse, but he knew even though know one else could see it that she had more to her. That there were reasons to her hostility, that she was vulnerable, that sometimes, not very often, but sometimes she did jusr want to be held and told that she was beautiful.

He didn't know if that Bella was there anymore. He'd seen that Bella slightly poke through at the beginning of the month when she'd first arrived back, but he hadn't seen her once, not since he broke the last of heart that he held.

After that moment at the beginning of the month, they'd slowly started to speak again. And when he says speak he means share insults or dark puns at their past together that makes it all seem like a joke now.

"Class, Class, settle down. Today I will be talking to you about-"

Oh god please not him... groaned Edward inwardly.

Edwards eyes had gazed out the window and he saw Jacob Black on his motorbike. The same motor bike from 2 years ago the one they had both fixed up together, the one that changed everything.

Jacob through a pebble at the window, grabbing Bella's attention. She jerked her eyes to the window, a large smile brightening her face.

Edward felt a pang through his chest. He saw that look on her face, the look she used to get with him. She had once described it as fireworks going off in her chest and stomach, but instead of hot sparks of fire it was like little glimmers of pure ecstasy. Most people would just call it butterflies but not Bella. She always did like to describe things to the exact.

The smile went of and into a mischievous smirk as she turned her eyes to Edward, "Pookie, do you think you could cover for me? Thanks Eddy Teddy," she whispered, winking before jumping ontop of the table, sliding her but along the smooth table top. Her legs came to Edward and he didn't budge he stared her down with a frown. She tilted her head to the side and pouted. He still didn't move. She arched her legs up to either side of him, lingering there. He felt his breath halt. And before he knew it she lifted her legs up completely and had them on his other side. She slid her legs out the open window and slid her upper body through the 30 cm give of the window.

She fell down the meter to the ground and smiled. Looking up at Edward she winked before blowing him a kiss and running of to Jacob.

Edward closed his eyes and shook his head, a small smile on his face. If she wanted to play it this way, fine, she'd get it back three times harder. And hey, she always did like it hard.