The autobot's reaction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It had been two months... two hectic, hellish, sex-filled months...
It had been exactly that long ago he had met the decepticon leader between the bed sheets. She just couldn't get enough... The rest of the decepticons had moved in the past months', filling his spare bedroom and couches with every variety of holoformed women known to man: Mexican women, African women, some Iranian women. Overall, the decepticons had obviously been around. He watched the morning news from the kitchen table, with Starscream, Barricade, Blackout, and-of course- his leading lady, Megatron. Well, she sat at the table too, by sitting on his lap, rubbing her thick derriere against his manhood to remind him of what she wanted after breakfast. He sighed and continued eating his breakfast.
BOOM!!!
A loud explosion rocked the quant house to it's very foundations, which caused all the girls to fall from their chairs and Sam hold the table to keep steady. He watched as the four cybertronian creatures vanished to return to their respective alien bodies. He seemed to be sighing a lot lately...
He rose from the floor to make his way to the livingroom. The house shook again, making him stumble on the way, but he managed to make it to grab the M16 assault rifle he got from his cousin last Christmas and make it to the front door of his modest house, and rip open said door.
And did he get a face full...
Ironhide was getting back up from a hot piece of cannon-fire by Brawl, and looking very angry. Starscream was running around in an amusing battle with the arcee sisters and losing, big astonishment. Bumblebee was firing at Barricade in a rapid fashion while Barricade himself was taking cover behind the thick plain of trees surrounding the house, smart bot. Ratchet was 'resting' in a mass of burnt parts with Blackout put away his now-smoking artillery, guess that's self-explanatory. Sideswipe was literally running circles around Bonecrusher shouting obscene words at the larger robot, that's comical. Last, but most certainly not least, Optimus Prime himself was shoving his Megatron into his tool shed; OK, somewhere, a line got crossed.
Firing a round of bullets into Optimus's eye to blind him gave Megatron enough time to elbow him in the jaw as Sam fired the next set of rounds into Blackout's cannon barrel, making it blow up, he survived with only an arm blow off. These actions instantly caused all members of both sides of the battle to turn their attention toward him.
He ejected the spent magazine and reloaded a new one before addressing all the transformers.
"HEY, Why the FUCK are you idiots battling on my lawn?!!!" Megatron grinned before transferring her conscience into her holoform and grabbing him around the neck in a hug.
"Help Blackjack! They were being mean to me!!!" She pretended to cry as Autobots and decepticons alike sweat-dropped.
He turned toward her and responded. "We've fucked enough where you should know begging doesn't work on me, now get them away from my motherfucking house before someone gets vaporized!" The autobots' jaws hit the floor at the first part of the sentence and the decepticons quickly traveled to the 'underworld', as they had appointed the underground parking lot their cybertronian bodies inhabited while they recharged. Their womanly holographic forms soon appeared behind Sam, seemingly to take shelter behind him.
He then tried to converse with the Autobots. "Hey! All of you, turn into your holoforms and come inside, negotiations between the Autobots and decepticons start now!" The Decepticon women started to disagree before Sam turned to them. "NOW!!!" They sprinted to the kitchen table to gather around it.
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