Chaptah 7:
A Day in the life of Kakashi!
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Can you believe it?
We're in Kakashi's house!
WE ARE STANDING IN THE VERY BEDROOM OF KAKASHI HATAKE!
Unbeknownst to him, of course.
The Fangirls are overcome with happiness. This is a stroke of fate! A BLESSING SENT FROM HEAVEN AND BESTOWED UPON US! Fangirls, we must relish in this miraculous act--bask in its heaven-sent glory!
Zoom in to Kakashi's bed. Is that a pair of SILK BOXERS I SEE?!
Fangirl #335 suddenly loses her integrity. She runs over to the bed and snatches up Kakashi's (most likely worn) bloomers.
And puts them in her pocket.
The rest of us pretend like we didn't see what we what we just saw. LET US CONTINUE ON!
The Fangirls trudge down the hall, making careful observations of our surroundings. Kakashi has a purdy nice place!
We hear water running in the bathroom. Kakashi must be taking a shower. Yes! This gives us enough time to scope out the place.
We are about to round the corner when there is a crash in the kitchen, followed by a muffled profanity.
Someone's there.
The Fangirls hold their breath as I slowly and quietly adjust the camera to see around the corner.
It's Kakashi!
The Fangirls are confused. How could he be in the kitchen and the bathroom at THE SAME TIME?!
The answer comes to us as the bathroom door suddenly opens and we hear a female voice. "I'm done, Kakashi-sensei! What's for dinner?"
The Fangirls almost choke on their own spit as we gape at the figure rounding the corner, wearing nothing but a bathrobe.
SAKURA?!
The (obviously unnaturally) pink-haired girl looks just as shocked as we do. She frowns and opens her mouth.
Holy crap, she's gonna squeal!
In a desperate attempt to get away with out butts still intact, we punch Sakura in the face and run like there's no tomorrow!
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