Chaptah 8:
A Day in the life of Neji!
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Okay, everyone! Here's what we've all been waiting for!
The LAST idol, Neji Hyuga!
We are standing exactly ten feet away from his bedroom window, it's nighttime, and he's getting ready for bed.
The Fangirls watch intently as Neji slowly strips himself of his clothing. Fangirl #335's body twitches suggestively.
She is so ready to leap through that window and onto him.
Neji is deliciously sexy, with his white eyes that hold hardly any emotion, pale skin, long arms and legs, and SUCH A MANLY CHEST.
I just wanna run my hands up and down EVERY INCH OF THAT HUNKALICIOUS BODY.
Neji suddenly turns toward the window, obviously sensing our presence. The Fangirls duck behind a boulder. I HOPE HE DIDN'T SEE US!
After a few seconds, Fangirl #335 peeks over the boulder and sighs in relief. The coast is clear.
I resume my position and continue filming.
Neji is now sitting on his bed, brushing his long, shiny, beautiful, dark hair. I so want to run my fingers through that hair. I wonder what shampoo he uses. Strawberry kiwi? Peach mango? Banana Berry? Lavender? I sit here in silent contemplation for the next few minutes.
My eyes almost pop out of my head at what I see next.
Neji, wearing nothing but dark green man-panties, is now gyrating around his room, dancing to Sexyback.
Fangirls #999, #007 and #453 faint in bliss.
Fangirl #335 gets a nosebleed and she starts twitching again.
I know how she feels. BUT FANGIRLS MUST OBTAIN THEIR DUTY AND FOLLOW THE RULES OF FANGIRL UNITY!
Neji suddenly whips his head around and stares through the window, RIGHT AT ME.
The jig is up. Now what are we gonna do.
Fangirl #007 suggests we kill him, now that he knows about us.
Fangirl #609 punches her in the face.
Fangirl #335 prepares to run, but what happens next stops her in her tracks.
Neji comes to the window, a little half-grin on his face.
He is SO SEXY when he does that…!!
"You looking for something?" He asks us, a hint of suspicion and superiority in his voice.
Since it is against the Rules of Fangirl Unity to speak to an idol, we nod helplessly.
"What are you looking for?"
We don't answer. We don't know how.
That little grin blooms into a full blown smile. He got us, and he freakin' knows it.
"Why don't you come in? It must be cold out there."
The Fangirls do not move.
"Plus, I need someone capable to help me get this tangle out of my hair."
At this, the Fangirls all leap through the window. The rascally little devils! I light a few smoke bombs and prepare to throw them through the window. IT IS AGAINST THE RULES OF FANGIRL UNITY TO--
But then I drop them. Forget the Rules of Fangirl Unity--he invited us in!
AND I'LL BE MUCH OBLIGED TO ACCEPT THAT INVITE!
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Thank you, everyone, for read--er--watching! We, The Fangirls, hope you enjoyed it to the very last second of the very last minute!
(Credits roll by while some cheesy music plays in the background…)
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