K this chapter is just a filler. I came across this song, and I could just picture this happening. Sam to me, seems like if he let loose, he would be fun to hang out with. And with Quil being the comedy relief. Anyway have fun with this hilarious chapter. Go here for the song, www(dot)youtube(dot)com/watch?v=KB7OKImflZc&feature=related
Chapter 16
Mary's next few days were not fun at all. She knew that Bella wanted to come down this weekend, but she seen Bella's future going dark when she got off work on Thursday. That could only mean that Alice was involved. Mary was tempted to just go to the Cullens herself, she was after all a relative, but with things as tense as they were, she didn't want to put any pressure on the pack.
She sighed and sat back. It was Tuesday, and she was bored. She almost wished for a girls night. She sat back and looked for the future. Nothing good was going on. Then she pulled out the picture of baby Jacob, and the vision she had made her fall off the couch laughing. She was at Sam and Emily's house, and Emily came running out of the kitchen to see what was going on. Mary glanced at Sam and lost it again.
"Sam, you didn't say anything about a boys night tomorrow." Mary asked. Sam glanced at her warily, but nodded.
"I figured they all needed a break. We're going to all meet here and just relax for a bit." Mary nodded at him, but still smiled. She then winked at Emily, and walked out the door. Half way back to the Blacks house, Mary pulled out her cell phone.
"Alice, I need a favor."
An hour later, she met Alice at the border. Alice handed her a bag, which Mary looked into and raised her eyebrow at Alice. "I thought you couldn't see us?" Alice shook her head.
"I can't see you because your with the wolves all the time. But I did see myself going to buy that, then driving to La Push border. Are you going to tell me what you need it for?"
"Maybe. I know your going to kidnap Bella on Thursday so she can't come down here, and I think it's going to be some kind of girls night. I might be able to convince the boys here to let us girls go somewhere. Maybe we'll stop by and let you see. It's going to be hilarious, and really really good black mail material."
True to their word, Mary, Kim, Emily, and Leah pulled up to the Cullen house Thursday night. Well, Leah sat on the side of the road leading to the Cullens. She refused to step foot on their property, even if they did allow it.
Bella sat pouting on the couch, when they all came in. Alice came skipping over and Mary handed her the little button looking thing, which Alice then popped into the Giant TV. Mary turned to the girls.
"Ladies, what you are about to see here, is what our men do in their free time. This is who they are, and apparently why we love them. Gather round, gather round. And enjoy." All the girls sat down and stared at the screen. The soon learned that it was hidden camera footage from Wednesday night.
The pack was all sitting around, just drinking and getting drunk, till Quil turned on the stereo. Sam laughed and jumped up on the couch.
"Hey, start that over. Come on guys lets do this." Sam told them. Quil started the old casset tape over again and they all turned to Sam who was now standing on the coffee table holding the remote as a microphone.
AAARRRROOOOOOOO
Who's that I see walkin' in these woods?
Why it's Little Red Ridin' Hood
Hey there Little Red Riding Hood
You sure are lookin' good
You're everything a big bad wolf would want
All the boys got together and howled. Eerily sounding wolf-like even in their human form. Quil had a red quilt over his head and was running around like an idiot, while the rest of them chased him around.
Listen to me [howl]
Little Red Ridin' Hood
I don't think even big girls should
Go walkin' in these spooky old woods alone
[howls]
The guys all joined in.
What big eyes you have
The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad
So, just to see that you don't get chased
I think I ought to walk with you for a way
What full lips you have
They're sure to lure someone bad
So, until you get to grandma's place
I think you ought to walk, with me and be safe
Sam sung by himself again.
I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on
Till I'm sure that you've been shown
That I can be trusted walkin' with you alone
By now the Girls were all holding their sides, gasping for breath from laughing so hard. All the pack were all up on various furniture singing and howling.
[howls]
Little Red Ridin' Hood
I'd like to hold you if I could
But you might think I'm a big bad wolf, so I won't
[howls]
The boys all joined in.
What a big heart I have
The better to love you with
Little Red Ridin' Hood
Even bad wolves can be good
I'll try to be satisfied
Just to walk close by your side
Maybe you'll see things my way
Before we get to grandma's place
Little Red Ridin' Hood
You sure are lookin' good
You're everything a big bad wolf could want
[howls]
(Baaa)
Mary laughed, "The best part is, I made that my ring tone on my phone. I can't wait till someone calls me and the pack is around. I'm going to carry my camera just to get the look on their faces."
The girls hung around for a bit, then went home. Mary needed to get up early to tell Jacob that he needed to get Bella from school tomorrow. There would be only a minute where she would be without Alice, and since Alice couldn't see the wolves, as long as Bella didn't know, Jacob would be able to get her away from school.