Akira: Alright people, the chapter that you've all been busting me about. Or should I say chapters…? That's right, it's a DOUBLE WHAMMY!! X3 I, being the awesomely awesome person that I am, have COMBINED the lists for the top two victims—uh, I mean, REQUESTS!! Yeah, that's it requests!
Cast: *is scared* oh no…
Akira: *has on evil look* oh YES! And now to spin the newly installed—WHEEL of DOOOOMM!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Now spin the wheel fox-boy!
Yoko: *is being controlled* Yes mistress *walks over and spins wheel really hard* oops…
Akira: …*smacks forehead* oh great, now we'll have to use that for the next one…thanks a lot…
Yoko: Your welcome…*smirks*
Akira: ……I hate you…*walks away*…
Yoko: *turns into Kurama*
Kurama: *smirks* Akira-Chan does not own YYH no matter how much she wants to.
Notice: READ AUTHOR'S NOTE AT THE BOTTOM!! VERY IMPORTANT!!
Keiko ~ normal
Boton ~ bold
WAYS TO ANNOY KEIKO AND BOTON!! (With extras)
1) (this is for both)"accidentally" drop gum in her hair. Then, if she asks you to help fix it, give her one of the worst haircuts ever.
2) Replace all her cloths with black ones
3) Dye her hair grey
4) While she's sleeping, sneak some of Yusuke's gel stash, and gel her hair back like his
5) Sell her school stuff on eBay
6) Steal her oar and use it for "chores"
7) Spread a rumor in her school that she slept with Yusuke (which she probably did already)
8) Use her oar to beat up the other team members (not Hiei cuz' he might burn it therefore resulting in you being in even MORE trouble)
9) "Help" them pick out something to wear (when I say help, I men something completely opposite of anything they own...)
10) Replace all her uniforms with a bunny suit
11) Dye her hair Neon Orange & cut it into a Mohawk
12) Photoshopa picture of her and Koenma
Extras
Lock her in a room with emos
Tie her hair into a knot
Glue her to the ceiling
Handcuff her to Kuwabara or Hiei
Put her in a crate and ship her off to the worst place you can think of.
Convince her that Yusuke doesn't want her anymore
Convince her that he left her for Boton
Tell her that Yusuke died (again)
Burn her pictures of Yusuke, but keep one and offer to sell it back for fifty bucks
Put snakes in her bed while she sleeps
Akira: *groans* I officially HATE Boton and Keiko!! *growls*
Kurama: I think that you should just be glad that you were able to finish itfor the most part
Akira: *raises eyebrow* and the other part…?
Kurama: …doesn't really care that much as a matter of fact…
Akira: *glares* bastard…
Cast: get on with it!!
Akira: *glares* shut it!! *growling* KURAMA!! *Kurama changes back to Yoko*
Yoko: and the next victims will be……*pulls name board off of wheel and holds it up to see*
The sign says…"ATSUKO and SHIZURU!!!" the authoress cackles evilly in the background.
Akira: *evil mode* ooohh… I am going to have so much fun with this one...Hehehe...
Yoko: …right…and on that note, I now bid you a—
Akira: Wait!! Don't forget the line!!
Yoko: *sighs* fine…please remember to R&R for the crazy onna who owns this story and the others…happy?
Akira: *nods* yes, very. You may go now. *Yoko leaves* good. He's finally gone. Now I can do this without being interrupted….*clears throat* alright people, listen up cuz I'm only gonna say this once. In order for me to actually be convinced that you guys are actually still reading this stuff I actually need to receive reviews. So far, I have been getting none. So now I am going to have to lay the responsibility on you guys—which I really don't wanna do since everyone who visits this site is basically lazy—it is now up to you, the readers, to decide this stories fate. If I can get at least 5 or more reviews for this chapter, I will update faster and maybe even put in some of you guys' ideas if you send them and the people who helped save this story will be promoted to my Honorary Readers list, but you also have to R&R my other stories too. If I don't get at least that many reviews, I'm shutting down production for this story and there will be no more chapters, okay? My law is: no reviews—no updates. I do not take this lightly. It makes me feel like I'm losing my place in the world of FF when nobody reviews my stuff…T-T
So please review…if not I'll cut Yoko and Kurama's hair and feed them, and other bishies to the rabid army of Mary Sues..*glares* the first three reviewers get to have a choice of going on a date with Kurama, Karasu, or older Koenma. Yusuke is off limits by order of Keiko. Yoko is my pet so—no. My Hiei! Kuwabara….I'm doing you a favor… I would offer you Jin or Touya, but they're on business in Makai…sooo…your only other choice would be Rinku.
Thank you all for your time, and goodbye, I don't know if I'll hear from you guys again…but, whatever…
~Akira-chan: Angel of Randomosity~
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