And so the story that was supposed to be short, smutty and a one-shot continues… Just goes to show I have no idea what I'm doing!
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Heero woke to sound of someone padding softly into the kitchen, he was instantly on alert, till he recognized the glimpse of platinum blonde in the hallway, Dorothy? The memories of the night before come flooding back.
He relaxed, enjoying the weight of Duo held against his chest. He kissed him softly on the top of the head, and let his own fall back to the couch arm, the lull of sleep tempting him once more. He heard Relena making her way to the kitchen, and began pretending that much harder to still be asleep, if only to avoid having to face the girl for a few more minutes.
He felt the change in Duo's breathing that signaled the other pilot had come awake, but Duo didn't move either. Heero smiled, and pulled him slightly tighter.
"Good morning Miss Relena" Dorothy's voice echoed from the kitchen
"Good morning Dorothy. Have you seen Heero yet?"
"He's still asleep I think, I haven't seen or heard from Duo yet either. It was a rather rough night."
Two pairs of footsteps moved towards the living room.
"Wow." Dorothy mumbled "I've never seen Heero that close to anyone he wasn't about to kill."
"Hee-…Heero and I have slept together!" Relena huffed,
Heero felt Duo stiffen.
"You sleeping in the bed and him sitting in the chair by the door all night is not the same thing as spooning on an oversized loveseat!" Dorothy scoffed
Heero could sense the grin trying to spread itself across Duo's features.
"Oh shut up Dorothy." Relena huffed, "There's just no way that my Heero is…"
"Gay? Queer? Bender? Into men? Ooh, maybe literally?"
It was Heero's turn to stiffen…it wasn't that he liked men… But then, it wasn't as if he liked women either… it was just… Duo.
Only Duo.
"Don't be crass." Relena growled, "There's no way he'd…"
"Can't really blame him I guess. I mean, I'm pretty sure you were at that little tea party when Duo was voted most-fuckable of the five of them."
"I WAS there, and I still disagree. You, Hilde and Sally are completely out your minds."
"We weren't saying we wouldn't all love to be screwed by Heero, though I think Sally's got a thing for Wufei, it's just... you can have a conversation with Duo without feeling like it's an interrogation, and that hair! Agh! Don't you just want to tangle your fingers in it, and that ass…"
"We can hear you," Duo interrupted. He cracked open an eye, then added, "just so you know" as an afterthought and resumed 'pretending to be asleep'.
"Have you been awake this entire time!?" Relena squeaked,
"Affirmative." Heero answered without opening his eyes.
"I…"
"Oh let them be." Dorothy sighed, "Duo I'm hungry. Do you have any bread?"
"In the drawer to the right of the oven."
"Thanks. C'mon Lena, lets make toast."
"They were… they were eavesdropping on us!" Relena stuttered
"Hey you walked in here princess. We were forced to overhear!" Duo called after them from his place on the couch next to Heero.
"The nerve." He heard Relena grumbled
Heero chuckled and nibbled on his ear. Duo squirmed, "That tickles 'Ro!"
"Good."
"You're just messing with me 'cause you're jealous."
"Jealous of what?"
"Jealous 'cause I'm the most fuckable."
"Agreed." Heero continued to victimize Duo's ear.
"'Ro!" Duo squirmed, the perfect curve of his ass brushing against Heero's crotch. Heero bit down slightly harder on Duo's molested ear as his blood went rushing south. He wasn't the only one who noticed.
Violet eyes narrowed,
"Most fuckable..." Duo smirked, grinding against the other again. Heero growled,
"Don't tempt me."
"That would be bad manners," Duo moved again, "screwing right here with the girls just across the hall in the kitchen."
"Problem solved." Heero scooped up Duo, tossing the only slightly smaller man over his shoulder and marching to the bedroom.
Dorothy raised an eyebrow at Relena as the bedroom door slammed shut and they heard Duo yelp as Heero tossed him to the bed.
"Oh no they're not!" Relena hissed dashing towards the bedroom door, "Heero! Heero!"
"Oh no you don't!" Dorothy growled, grabbing her toast and charging after the other blonde. She caught Relena just before she reached the door. "No way Lena, let them be!"
"But they're…"
"Screwing like rabbits? Dear god I hope so! C'mon, I bet they forgot to close the shades." Dorothy dashed back through the kitchen and out into the garden, dragging Relena with her, Mari followed behind them.
"Dorothy! Just what exactly are we doing!?"
"Urg! Shut up Relena!" Dorothy whirled, "Look, we're on a tropical island, sun, sand and sweaty boys, the ultimate vacation! And I'm going to enjoy it as a fucking vacation! Now you drug me away from a beach party last night and almost got us both killed, today… Today we're doing what I want, and I want to see what's going on behind bedroom door number 1, got it?" Dorothy let out a long breath
"What exactly do you mean?" Relena glared
"What do you think? We're going to spy on them of course." Dorothy hissed, "God you're dim sometimes. Now shut up or they'll hear us."
Dorothy and Relena snuck around the corner towards the bedroom window.
"There's no way the two of us will ever be able to 'sneak up' on a pair of gundam pilots!" Relena hissed.
"I'm banking on the fact that they'll be preoccupied." Dorothy grinned "But it'd help a lot if you'd shut your trap!"
The two girls made their way to the window in time to watch Heero pull the hair band out of a naked Duo's braid, violet eyes were heavily lidded as he shook out his chestnut tresses, and brought Heero's lips crashing against his own.
Dorothy sagged slightly against the wall. Even Relena found herself staring,
"See? Most fuckable." Dorothy breathed,
"Shut up. I was just wondering… what kind of product he uses to keep his hair in that condition. That's all."
"Whatever. You'd totally join them if they'd let you."
"Which they wouldn't." Relena scowled
Dorothy snickered.
***
"C'mon Tro! I can see the house from here!" Quatre laughed brightly, stepping out of the trees into the sun and squinting down past the fence that surrounded Duo's yard. Trowa almost stumbled as he skidded to a halt behind Quatre's abrupt stop.
"Hey Tro?"
"Yes?"
"Do you see what I see?" Quatre pointed
"A pair of peeping toms outside… Duo's bedroom window?!"
"Hmm…"
"Perhaps we should see what they're up to." Trowa smirked, reveling in the idea of gaining some leverage over a certain pushy politician.
Quatre grinned and the two were down the hill and over the fence in an instant.
Mari recognized Quatre as soon as he hit the ground, she barked once happily and dashed to greet him.
Relena and Dorothy whirled, both blondes stood like children who'd been caught raiding the cookie jar on either side of the window.
"And what exactly do we have here?" Trowa grinned wolfishly as he and Quatre approached,
"Spying's a nasty habit" Quatre reprimanded "and… I had no idea he was that flexible!"
"Oh…" Trowa threw a sidelong glance at his boyfriend "We are definitely going to have to try that."
Sensing they were now off the hook, Relena- and more enthusiastically- Dorothy, rejoined their new co-conspirators in peeking through the window.
***
"That damn bitch!" Wufei grumbled as he trudged through the trees towards Duo's side of the island. "He's retired! And there's no way in hell that Duo will ever take a job for her! He'd cut off his own foot first." As the angry Chinese man burst into the sunshine, he couldn't help but notice the suspicious quartet gathered underneath Duo's bedroom window. Onyx eyes narrowed as he marched around to the front door and knocked.
No answer.
Well, he'd tried to be polite. He stepped off the porch and made his way around the house to where Quatre, Trowa and the girls were all crouched.
"Just what exactly..." He started as he came around the corner
"Shhh!" four urgent voices hushed him
Wufei pushed forward, "just what exactly…" he froze as he glanced in the window.
Trowa watched with intense interest, Quatre with concern, as Wufei's face flushed beyond red and into an almost purple shade.
"HAVE YOU BASTARDS NO DECENCY!?!"
Inside, Heero and Duo froze,
"Did you just hear…" Heero started
"Wufei!?!" Duo swallowed as he and Heero peered over their shoulders.
Wufei stood framed in the window, red faced and shaking
"AND YOU TWO!" He bellowed, "CLOSE THE GODDAMN WINDOW!!"