Corona Guy
Disclaimer: *sigh* fine I admit it. I like do not own HON. Or Food 4 Less. Or Corona beer. Or Hawaii.
Zoey POV
Stevie Rae was starting to run out of supplies in the tunnels. So she told me to go to the grocery store and get some stuff. She even made out a list of what I had to get. I got into the car and I drove to a nearby Food 4 Less. As I walked in, I checked the list. Ok so I needed to get 5 boxes of cereal, 8 boxes of tissues, 12 rolls of toilet paper, 9 bottles of shampoo and conditioner each, and a bunch of other crap that would take all day to name. I decided to start with the cereal first. So I was walking toward the cereal isle and as I walked passed the beer and wine isle, I noticed someone very familiar. "Kalona?" I gasped. He jumped and turned around. He recognized me. "Oh ugh hi Zoey. Umm ugh whaddya doin here?" he stuttered. "Ya know, buyin groceries. But why are you here?" I asked. Then I saw what he was holding. In his arms were several 6 packs of Corona beer. I burst out laughing. "Seriously Kalona? Corona? Oh hey that rhymes! You drink Corona?! Why? Does Neferet know you're here?" I cackled. "No…" said Kalona. "Wow. Arent you sneaky." I said sarcasticly. "Please don't tell her!!! I have to get away from her! She sooo weird! And creepy! She doesn't let me do anything! I mean, all I want is to drink my Corona in peace! But she won't let me!" he whined. "I wont tell her as long as you stop being evil and go move to Hawaii or something. They have lots of Corona there. I think. Plus they have beaches and snorkeling there. I here that Neferet hates Hawaii." I said. Ok! Hawaii it is!" Sang Kalona and he skipped off with his Corona and I never saw him again. Well, until a few days later when I received a Hawaii post card from Kalona saying thank you and that he was really lovin Hawaii. And ever since that day, Kalona has never been evil ever again. And now he and I are pen pals. Neferet never really found out what happened to him. And that is also how Kalona got his nick-name of Corona Guy.
A/N I know it was a pretty stupid and pointless story but I just randomly got the idea and thought it would be fun to write. So yeah. Feel free to flame. I could care less. But if you want to read one of my better stories, check out my fanfic, The Cullen Cats. Its really funny. So umm please review!