Hey everybody. Yaaaaay! I want bacon. And waffles but they can wait. Now I thought of this chapter from a previous story I've read…

Max pov.

"Um, Nudge, we have a problem." I hope she doesn't freak out when I tell her… maybe she'll be too asleep to hear me.

"Wha-"It's not in the cabinets or on the table "WHERE ARE MY THIN WHEATS?" I have to have my thin wheats… calm down. "Max", I asked very politely "where are my thin wheats?" I looked in the cabinets again and realized there was no food. The others gathered around me.

I knew that was coming. "Um, Nudge, we forgot to go shopping yesterday." Where was Fang when you actually need him? Oh staring at the empty cabinets with everyone else. So, we just got a fridge but nothing for it… typical.

"Ok everyone. We're going to Wall-Mart! This'll be fun. Can me and Iggy… Hey where's Iggy?" the only other guy here who could make bombs. If we were going to someplace that has bleach, rat poison and a few other chemicals then we can make a bomb.

"I think he's still asleep in the living room." He was normally the 3rd person to wake. Huh. "Come on guys, lets see what's up with him." I have to admit, I was a little scared something might have happened…

Iggy pov.

"Max. You dyed your hair blonde."

"Yes Iggy we kn-. Oh my god! Iggy!"

None of us really cry but then I felt a tear roll down my cheek along with Max. Our bodies were mutating themselves and mine just happen to mutate enough for me to see again and still have super sharp hearing. My legs became weak and shaky. I looked at Gazzy. "I never expected this to happen. Your hair is so…so… blonde. And you're a little shorter than I thought." I looked in the mirror a little scared. "W-wow. I look… I look good! Come on let's go. I wanna see more than this house."

Fang pov.

Okay. Huh? That's um, amazing? "Wow. Didn't think he would run straight outta the door… Oh! Guys check this out." Concentrate, think. Fly on the wall, fly on the wall. Then I heard them asking where I was. I wrapped my arms around max and re-appeared. As I thought she would, she jumped and almost shrieked. She looked at me and hugged me back. "Cool huh?" I felt bad-ass. Almost like a little kid that finally found the cookie stash without being caught.

"Very cool! Maybe…" I looked into her eyes and nodded. It was weird how we could understand each other like that. But when I understood a grin appeared on my face and Nudge rolled her eyes and looked around nervously. She's always so paranoid. "Okay guys," Max went on "here's the plan…"

Max Pov.

It didn't take very long to get to wall mart especially when you have the coolest people to hang around with… and the fact that when you can fly, you go way faster than vipers. "Here we are. You guys ready?" I heard everybody say 'yeah' and we walked into the sliding doors to see a big bunch of people.

"Hello ma'am would you like a cart?" I wonder if they get paid to be that nice.

"Um, actually I was wondering, do you get paid to be nice? I would never be able to pull that off." His face was beginning to flush bright red. It reminded me of a tomato (hehehe) that was just getting ripe.

"Ma'am if my boss catches me talking to customers I'll get fired so," he was saying through clenched teeth and all of a sudden stood up all perky again and continued, "Would you like a cart or, basket?" that got me pissed.

"Excuse me," I wanted revenge and I was gonna get it. "You don't talk to someone like that when they could take you down like that!" I snapped my fingers and he laughed. I gave him a good kick when nobody was looking and he looked at me, on the floor, with a stunned expression." Like I said," he got up dusted himself off and handed me a basket. I walked away and he stared. "hey, Fang, got any ideas?" he's always got ideas so, like always, told me the whole thing before we did it.

Fan Pov.

"How about those guys?" I looked at the couple who looked to be in their twenties or so. A tall female brunette and a tall blonde guy.

"They'll do. You ready?" this was gonna be hilarious and Gazzy and Angel were gone pulling their own pranks. Nudge, thankfully, already new about this stuff and so did Iggy so they watched in the background. "Let's do this" I said with a powerful expression in my voice that I was sure reached my eyes saying themselves they were ready.

"Excuse me sir," I had a deep voice right now that went along perfectly with the plan, "where is the edible body lotion?" the women looked surprised. I was afraid that if I looked at the man I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face. Then Max quickly rushed by my side.

"And we need condoms. We're planning a special evening before we get married in two weeks." She was good. The thought of marriage then crossed my mind and I shoved it aside for later. But I definitely didn't forget.

"Yes. So, could you please point out the isle to me?" the look on their face was priceless. The man looked like he would fall down any minute then said "isle seven" and walked off. When they were gone we walked back over to Iggy and Nudge and busted out in laughter. We got a few magazines and put about seven boxes of condoms in our basket under them. "Iggy, Nudge, Max? Got anything good?"

Nudge Pov.

"Um, actually, I think I do." This is gonna be fun. "But, Max, I'm gonna need you to do it…

Hey peoples sorry it took so long to make this chapter. I thought I lost the file and had to have my dad help me find it. Then I had to take a lot of pee breaks… little inside joke. Yeah so anyway the next chapters gonna have a few more "stunts" in it and then some stuff. I was thinking about stuff in my book when I thought about the chapter following the next anyway hope you enjoyed: PLZ REVIEW