Here's chapter 2! I still don't own any of the Artemis Fowl characters, my friends, or anything else of note. I do own me though. I just took the time paradox out from the school library, but I'm a slow reader so it'll be a while before I finish it. And now, more annoyingness.
I.a.n.a.v. was ringing the doorbell again. She was considering scaling the wall when a six foot tall, angry looking skin-head came out. "I came all the way to Ireland for that?" moaned Nikola, "He would be nicer black"
"Nobody forced you to come." I.a.n.a.v. snapped. Butler, by this point, was almost at the gate. "I'm not so sure we should be annoying him." Warned Sh4d0w. "See above" growled I.a.n.a.v.
"Who are you and why are you here?" Snapped butler through the gate.
"Allow me to explain" sighed the 'crazy' girl. "My ability to be annoying was brought into question some time ago, and I am here to demonstrate how utterly infuriating I can be. You and Artemis are just some of my great many test subjects. Do you need me to dub it down?"
Butler glared down at the girl. "And, who exactly are you?"
"The call me a great many things." She answered.
"I call her bitch." Emo cut in.
"You can't say that, this is rated T" said Sh4d0w. Butler looked confused.
"I'll explain that if and when I can be bothered." I.a.n.a.v. stood on her toes and went to pat his cheek, but not only was she still to short, Butler grabbed her wrist before it got anywhere near his face.
"Get off Fowl Manor grounds before I forcibly remove you." He ordered.
"Technically, we're not actually on Fowl manor grounds." The now calmer I.a.n.a.v. answered, searching for something in her handbag. "Ah, here it is" she muttered, pulling out two pieces of paper. "I only came 'cause she said there was gonna be a big bloke with muscles." Nikola assured him.
"Even I need help" I.a.n.a.v.'s tone was defensive.
"You need a different type of help." Emo said.
"Shut up- Fudgems! I forgot my maker pens; all of them. Does anyone have a pen I can borrow?" Each person shook their head in turn. Butler's soldier instincts kicked in and he took the opportunity to assess each girl. None of them looked like a threat, or appeared to be carrying and sort of weapon.
Artemis listened to the entire conversation from the security operations room. He decided as quickly as Butler that they were no serious threat, but for some reason they had singled him, and Butler, out as a means for them to prove their capability to irritate people. One of the girls appeared to be speaking and he turned the speakers up. "I'm sure I've seen you before somewhere."
"I'm sure you haven't." replied Butler.
"Ooh, I remember, you were on the top of the empire state building. But you had hair."
"No, I believe you're thinking of King Kong." Butler said indignantly.
"How could you not know that? Kong definitely got the looks in his family." A second girl, with shortish ginger hair, cut in.
Butler raised a hand as though to hit her, then stopped himself. "Goodbye." He seemed to be emphasizing the words, as though he wasn't sure if they would understand. "Don't you walk away from me! You get back here this instant- fine. Go. See if I care. It's not like I don't have other people to bother. Are you even listening? Go and get Artemis, I want to talk to someone smart!" the first girl was screeching after him. Artemis was shocked by the extreme reaction. She had now thrown herself down on the floor and was sat beside the gates, sulking.
Butler came through the door a few minutes later. "That girl is crazy." He gasped, glaring daggers at the computer screen. Surprisingly, Artemis turned towards the door. "I'm not sure you should go out there." Butler warned him.
"I want those girls away from here, as since you can't seem to remove them, I am going to have to go out side."
TADAA! Okay, I know the odds of Artemis doing something himself are low, but there won't be much of a plot if all we do is sit on his doorstep and be ignored. Also, I would like to say, I'm not quite that over the top, but I have been know to be temperamental. And dumb enough to try and pick a fight with someone like Butler, or I would if I were a violent person. Reviews are wanted. Flames more so, I'm addicted to them. Did I warn you that I'm weird? Either way, send comments!!!