Yes, I'm still here, and still very annoying. Firstly, special thanks to my fan-girls, Vi4eva, Hoshiko13,Paranoise,Idaaah,FoxGlade andTwilight4everTDI2. And thanks to all my fans and flamers, as always. Oh, and sorry about the absence, I was preoccupied with my original fictions. And then my computer broke.
Notably I do not own Artemis Fowl. I own me and my friends own themselves.
Half a dozen fan-girls were lined up outside the Fowl manor gates, waiting patiently – well, as patiently as fan-girls can manage – for L to finish picking the locks. She ended up throwing them down in a tantrum and making faces at the security camera instead. No response came, so Nikola had to pick the lock instead. "Where did you learn that?" asked L, confuddled.
"There is a sexy guy on the other side of this fence; do you think I wouldn't get through?"
"Good point."
The six fan-girls were off before the others had chance to get through the gate themselves, running excitedly towards the manor. The other four girls followed lazily, waiting for the chaos that was about to unfold. The followed the fan-girls up the path, halting behind them and staring at the six foot ape in the doorway.
L smile broadly at him. "Hi Butler. Ain't you gonna let us in?" she chimed. Sh4d0w tried to dodge around him, but was stopped by a huge arm baring her way. "I suggest you all leave now. I shall not be happy if you don't"
"Hey, Butler talks fancy when he's mad. He's Like L!" squealed Sh4d0w.
"I am not like her. All of you go away!"
"Ah, stick a snickers in it." Said L, pulling a bar of chocolate from her bag and attempting to push it into Butler's mouth. He grabbed her wrist and wrenched it upwards, almost pulling her off her feet. "Put me down this instant." She ordered, aiming a very bad kick at Butler.
The scrawny figure of a teenager appeared behind Butler, watching them coldly. All at once the fan-girls screamed, dashing under the bodyguards arm as he held the struggling L, and mobbed him all at once. Butler was forced to drop L and turn to help Artemis, who was pinned to the floor by the fan-girls. "Are you and Holly gonna get together?" asked Twilight4everTDI2, "Are you? Are you? Are you?"
"No." he replied, much more calmly than should have been possible.
L stood proudly behind the fan-girls, watching a fuming Butler pull them one by one off Artemis, only for them to mob him again as he was removing the next one. "Who the hell are they?" he bellowed. An amused smile spread onto L's lips, and she said, "They are my unstoppable army of fan-girls."
"There are six of them." Artemis cut in, dryly.
"Yeah...well... you're hair looks stupid."
"Is that what you usually say when you are lacking a proper come back?" he asked.
"Don't need one. Your hair just looks stupid, that's all." hissed L.
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